Bloomy - prostate massager by Fun Factory - review by Average Joe

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Bloomy - prostate massager Prostate massager by Fun Factory
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Bloomy

Prostate massager by Fun Factory

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The Bloomy is a versatile toy that is non-gender specific. It has various purposes and does each one equally well. The silicone of this Fun Factory dildo/ prostate massager/butt plug/PC muscle exerciser is soft and comfortable; the only drawback is that the core is floppy which translates into a toy that may be hard to rotate, twist, or thrust with.
Published: March 5, 2009
Pros:
Multi-purpose toy.
Cons:
May be too floppy for some.
Rating by reviewer:
5
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The Bloomy is a high quality, hygienic, phthalates-free silicone toy from Fun Factory. This is a non-gender specific toy intended to serve as a vaginal g-spot dildo, a butt plug, a prostate massager, and a PC muscle exerciser.

Fun Factory's specific blend of silicone is velvety soft. The Bloomy has a floppy, flexible core, and both extended parts of the toy can be twisted and bent; this helps for a very soft and comfortable insertion with a good amount of water-based lubricant. As it is silicone, be advised to not use oil or silicone based lubricants as they are incompatible with the Bloomy.

The shape of the Bloomy is absolutely unique. Intended to look like a flower in bloom, it has varying swoops, swirls, and curls. The tip of the Bloomy is bulbous as opposed to tapered so it requires a forceful hand to insert the toy anally. The 4 1/4" circumference on the largest part of the shaft may be uncomfortable for first time anal toy users but if you're accustomed to toys of larger widths, you'll enjoy the grooves and bulges in the shaft's creative design.

Protruding off of the shaft is a "leaf". This leaf can either massage the clitoris when serving as a g-spot dildo or massage the taint when being used as a prostate massager/butt plug. It's fairly large so it encompasses a large area which guarantees to stimulate a fair amount of flesh, however, it's floppy so if you're looking for firm, pressured play you won't find it with this protrusion.

At the base of the Bloomy is a ring. This ring can be used to either retrieve the toy, or fit with an egg or large bullet to help make the toy become a vibrator. Vibrations travel through the silicone well and transform the leaf protrusion from just a stationary part of the toy to a high powered stimulator.

The Bloomy, besides being bulky is also a little weighty. The silicone is rubbery and has bounce to it, when using this either anally or vaginally, this translates into a solid, compact toy. It's fairly easy to thrust with, however, turning it around or trying to move it in circular motions can prove troublesome as it doesn't have a solid core and likes to twist and flex.

What makes the Bloomy even better is that the silicone is non-porous and has the ability to be fully sterilized, which means it can be shared between partners. The Bloomy is guaranteed to get a lot of use out of singles and couples, it's a versatile product with an ingenious design.
Experience
As I don't have a vagina, I can't say how this will serve female customers but for men, it's really a great toy. It didn't effectively massage my prostate but it did bump into it several times and the varying widths of the shaft gave the sensation of being full which lead to a great analgasm.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Reviewed by Average Joe (Eden Advanced reviewer) I'll try it before you buy it!
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Snappy (verified)

Thanks for your review.

03/05/2009
lolife (verified)

Thanks for the review. You seem to have had a positive experience with it, but it looks unwieldy to me, how does it "handle"?

03/06/2009
Adriana Ravenlust (verified)

I loved this as a vaginal toy - it really seems to be an awesome jack of all trades but I must agree that it is a bit too floppy.

03/08/2009
ThePornLibrarian (verified)

Just got one, can't wait to try it out!

03/13/2009
TinyTease (verified)

This is a wonderful review! Thank you so much for talking about the density and feel of the toy. I wish I had one now!

03/27/2009
her.royal.redness (verified)

Great review!

04/02/2009
Average Joe (verified)

Snappy, thank you for your read.

04/03/2009
Average Joe (verified)

lolife, how does it handle? I think most people could get a good grip on it, however, if someone were to try to turn it, it would probably twist in on its self.

04/03/2009
Average Joe (verified)

Adriana, I'd love to hear your thoughts on how it worked vaginally and not just because I'm a perv. Winking

04/03/2009
Average Joe (verified)

TPL, hope to read your review of it!

04/03/2009
Average Joe (verified)

Tiny, thank you very much.

04/03/2009
Average Joe (verified)

hrr, thank you too. (Smiles all around for you lovely ladies.)

04/03/2009
JustYourAverageGuy (verified)

nice review!

01/19/2010
Kcito (verified)

great review, looking forward to trying it out soon

10/18/2010
Sublime (verified)

Great review!

12/08/2011
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