Bloomy - prostate massager by Fun Factory - review by Femme Mystique


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This dildo is shaped unlike any other I've ever seen. Fun Factory's creativity and attention to detail when creating this toy make it worthy of a spot in the toy box or nightstand of beginners and seasoned veterans alike.
G-spot curve, shaped for clitoral stimulation, can accommodate a vibrator.
Some may find it too small.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
Forget the Rock Chick. Forget the G Rock. Forget the Snugglepuss and every rabbit vibrator you've ever owned.

This is it.

Fun Factory really outdid themselves with Bloomy, a silicone toy designed primarily as a prostate massager or anal plug. I did not try Bloomy in this way, but rather used vaginally.

Bloomy is made out of plush, flexible 100% silicone and comes in pink or black. It is modest in both length and girth, at about 1 3/8" thick and 4 1/4" insertable. What it lacks in size, however, it makes up in overall design. The insertable portion of this dildo is gently curved for G-spot stimulation, while the "stem" rests nicely against the clit and labia. If used as a normal dildo, the loop makes a nice handle to use for thrusting.

One of the best features of this dildo, however, is its versatility. Not only can it be used as a standard dildo, it can also be tweaked into a hands-free vibrator dual-stimulation vibrator. Let me repeat that in case you missed it. This amazing, g-spot targeting silicone sex toy can be turned into a hands-free vibrator. Wow.

To do this, I slipped a thicker bullet through the loop of Bloomy, which in turn transmitted the vibrations internally and to my clit. The vibrations did seem to be somewhat stronger in the insertable part, though I would have preferred them stronger externally, but I still found the toy to be very pleasurable.

Cleanup of this toy is very simple. It can be cleaned with warm soap and water, boiled, cleaned with a 10% bleach solution or toy cleaner, or put in the dishwasher (top rack, no soap). It is important to note, however, that Bloomy should be used only with water-based lubricants due to its silicone construction. Luckily, Fun Factory includes a sample of their high quality water-based lube, Toyfluid.

In all, I'd rate Bloomy at 5 stars for its innovative design and construction. It will for sure be an often-enjoyed luxury.
Follow-up commentary
I took some heat for not reviewing this for its originally intended purpose: to be used as an anal toy. I do still enjoy this toy for vaginal stimulation, however. With a thicker bullet inserted into the loop, it makes a very unique dual vibrator. I'm not sure I'd still give it 5 stars, though I still feel like this is a really solid toy.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Any couple
    • Everyone
    • Long / extended session
    • Relaxation/alone time
    • Sexually inexperienced/beginners
    • Special trip or occasion
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • terry62
    nice review

  • Andrey2052
    Thanks for the review!
  • sjclayton2912
    Awesome review, thanks!
  • Fawkes
  • BlooJay
  • scaredlittleboy
    Thanks for the review. It's quite interestingly shaped.
  • Zombirella
    I like the look of this one, I think I'll add it to my wish list. I don't think my guy really cares for prostate toys, we tried two and it was a no go. I wish more dildos were made with a handle like this toy has.
  • Various
    Great review, thanks.
  • bh253
  • bayosgirl
  • meezerosity
    Great review thanks!
  • lalapetitee
    I need this now!
  • closed account
    Does it stand up on its own like in the pic on the product page? I am creating a display shelf for artistic toys.
  • Pinkshirt
    thanks for the review
  • Apirka
    Nice review, thanks for sharing!
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