Bloomy - sex toy by Fun Factory - review by Boxers Over Briefs


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As with all Fun Factory products, Bloomy is a well designed and nearly whimsical toy. Because of its appearance, it's perfect for anyone who wants to discover anal play, but doesn't want anything overtly penis-like up their bum. They toy has a wonderfully abstract design that simply begs to be played with.
Design, material, gets the job done.
Difficult to control.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
Bloomy is one of my first anal toys, and initially I was mildly dissatisfied with it, but over time we've grown quite close. One of the great qualities is the high grade silicone that leaves little to be desired in regards to the material. It's non-porous, is easily cleaned and can be completely sterilized; a fact that is a major plus in my book. Though it cannot be used with silicone based lubricant, as it will destroy the toy. Your best bet is water based lube, and Fun Factory graciously provides a small sample inside the packaging.

Bloomy is categorized as a prostate massager, and will accomplish just that if you let it, but I've found a thrusting action to be more my style. Unfortunately, Bloomy wasn't designed for that sort of play, and is poorly suited for thrusting due to a flexible connection between the insertable part and the handle. This can also make initial insertion and any further maneuvering a bit difficult, so the toy will require a little extra guidance in anal play.

Besides the flexible core, the toy is very well designed and feels pretty good. I'm something of a beginner in the anal toy arena, but I found the size of Bloomy to be just about right. It provides a little stretch, but nothing unmanageable. Once inserted, I enjoyed the way the leaf-like part hugged my body and left a sense of presence in that whole area. Sitting down with it in puts pressure on the perineum, and moving about will provide pleasurable anal and prostate stimulation. Bloomy can also be inserted so that the bloom faces the tailbone, and is also pleasurable this way, though the focus is on the anus rather than the prostate.

All in all, I really enjoy Bloomy's unique shape and the sensations that come with it. It's just unfortunate that the design results in a toy that is more difficult to maneuver.
I went ahead and tried this toy on my partner. She didn't find the vaginal and clitoral stimulation to be anything to write home about, but anal was a different story. While Bloomy is difficult to maneuver in solo play, a second set of hands and a new angle can work wonders. I slipped a finger through the loop to control a mild thrusting, while my mouth and other hand were free to roam elsewhere. In the end she had an orgasm that might have registered as a small earthquake on the Richter Scale and I was left with a better impression of Bloomy.
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  • PurpleReign
    Nice first review BOB...and welcome to this interesting & friendly space!
  • Carrie Ann
    Really good first review!
  • Lithaewyn
    Ooh, your experience with your partner makes me interested...

  • Mamastoys
    I might have to add this one to the ever growing list...if not for hubby- for me!!!!!
    Thanks for the review
  • A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
    Great review!
  • Kilgorescowboy
    Not sure about this.
  • razmataz
    Thanks for your review.
  • Andrey2052
    Thanks for the review!
  • BlooJay
    Nice review. Thx!
  • lalapetitee
    nice job!
  • Apirka
    Nice review, thanks for sharing!
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  • CalebC
    Thanks for the review!
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