Bloomy - prostate massager by Fun Factory - review by RyoKenOhki

Bloomy is, without a doubt, a great beginner's plug. Furthermore, it is, and furthermore without doubt, a great extended wear plug. Honestly, I went an entire day with this little thing chilling out in me and not once did I ever feel uncomfortable or felt all chafe-y.

It's mostly marketed as a prostate massager, but it's not necessarily the best at that, I think. It's great if you can kind of tighten your butt muscles and get it to hit the right spot every now and then. But be warned: it is quite flimsy, more on that later. To me, I consider it to be my every day, out-and-about plug.

Once I got this out of it's very nice package, a little black box with a perfect display of it like it's some piece of 3D art (kind of like a slightly less classy version of the Lelo boxes, if you are lucky enough to own one), I realized it is in a lot smaller than the pictures make it look. Not a bad thing, but I was hoping it wasn't too large as I wanted something I could wear all day.

After appropriately coating it in water-based lube (this toy is silicone, so no silicone lube!) I attempted insertion. I say “attempted”, meaning it took a lot of effort. It's definitely a flimsy little thing and you have to hold it at the mid section of the shaft to stabilize it during insertion.

Once in, it sat there quite nicely. Unlike traditional plugs which have a wide base, this has a little tongue thing that sticks out with a little ring. Now, I didn't get much added stimulation from the tongue, but I could feel that it was there... doing something. The one down, though, about the bottom of this toy is that there's nothing there to really anchor it inside of you. So keeping it in may be conscious effort if you're a little stretched out.

The tip sat right on the edge of my p-spot. I had to kind of tighten up the muscles to get it to hit right on. But, it was pretty fantastic when it did. And, when sitting down (the ring doesn't get in the way, believe it or not... at least I think so), it hits right on the spot. Sitting in the car, sitting in the restaurant, walking around shopping... you can have a bit of extra fun just by tightening up your muscles for a quick second.

After a full day's worth play, it's easily removed with the help of the ring. And, since it's silicone, yay for non-porous and super easy clean! This is the only plug I don't feel the real need to stick a condom on it.

In all, I suggest this plug for any person (man or woman) wanting to get into some basic anal but find the wide bases of starter plugs kind of disconcerting. Anyone looking to have something to wear for a night on the town will also have just as much fun!

Bit of a weird experience, but one time I was using this toy around the town. This particular day I had such a terrible cold - anal makes me feel better, okay! But I was sneezing like crazy. Because the plug is more like a slender thing and doesn't really anchor inside of you, it almost completely popped out! I found a chair RIGHT away and it went right back in. So far, I've never had that happen with a plug, but all of my other ones are huge and are honestly kind of hard to get in or out in the first place.

After all this time, this toy is STILL my go to anal plug for every day use. Every time I think, "Today, I'm gonna wear something out of the house," Bloomy ends up in my butt. It's much easier to get it in and out than it used to (stretching for those bigger toys!) and is a wonderful way to start out the day. Shower, insert this thing, bit of masturbation, get dressed, then go on my way. Furthermore, every time I sit down with it in, it's always a fun little game to try and get it to hit right on my p-spot.

If you haven't bought one, you definitely should. And if you're really into all-day anal like I am, this is a great way to get it without it being so annoying like other plugs can be.