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Johnny is the cock I would chose if I could only have one. He's not a specialty guy, but rather a jack of all trades. Not slim, but not a monster, with just the right amount of curve. He is realistic to the touch, incredibly versatile, easy to sterilize and share, and comes with a lifetime guarantee! No bells and whistles, just simple quality craftsmanship.
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Pros:
Lifelike texture, length and girth just right, curved, durable, sterilizable, balls!
Cons:
No silicone lube, lint magnet
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
First, let's talk about VixSkin. Vixen's dual density silicone has a large and loyal following, and it's easy to see why. The properties of silicone already place it in the top tier of safe materials, but firm silicone lacks the elasticity and realistic quality that some folks desire. VixSkin cocks have a firm inner core that is covered by an outer layer that is cushy and flexible, so much that the shaft passed a blind squeeze test after being properly warmed up. The silicone retains body heat quite well even just from being held in your hand. The surface texture is not quite matte but not shiny either (unless it's slick with lube). It's not sticky on it's own, but there is a fair amount of drag to it without lube involved. If you are looking for something that is super functional and safe that also mimics the feel of flesh and blood, VixSkin is a great way to go and worth every penny.

But there are plenty of cocks to choose from in the VixSkin line, so what makes Johnny special?

From a visual standpoint, Johnny is an impressive specimen. He has a long, curved shaft balanced out by wide base and a set of proportionally sized two dimensional balls. The ridged head is magnificent to behold if you are a fan of bulbous tips that give that "pop" sensation. There is also a wrinkled frenulum under the head, subtle veins along the shaft, and wrinkles along the balls. One ball is even a bit lower than the other. Nice attention to detail.

However, the realistic qualities hit a curb on the color, due to the simple fact that flesh cocks aren't one uniform color throughout. No big. I'm not concerned with my cocks looking exactly like flesh, I just want them easy on the eyes. My only worry was that the vanilla shade would look kinda dead. I'm happy to report that it's a "warm" pale and I'm very satisfied with the color. But if they're going for realism, caucasian cocks are usually a couple shades darker than the skin tone. No flesh cock is this pale.

The composition of firm/soft is as follows: firm silicone for the base, back of the balls, and center of the shaft right up to mid-head. Soft silicone for the front of the balls, outside of the shaft, and head. The firm core is way thicker than I expected, after reading other reviews about how soft Johnny is. I think that there must be some variation among batches, understandable for something handmade. This Johnny has some give, sure, and he bobs up and down very much like a flesh cock. But "soft" or "floppy" are not the right words for it. He'll bend upward along his natural curve easily, but bend him any other way and there will be resistance. I can't imagine that a cock much firmer than this would still feel realistic. It's just the right amount of squish.

Johnny is harness compatible, with the balls going behind a three-point harness or in front with a four-point harness. The soft head makes for easy insertion, but the 1 7/8" girth is not to be taken lightly. While VixSkin is more forgiving to those working up to larger girths, it still can be a stretch if you're not used to this size range. When straightened out, there is almost 7" of insertable length to work with if you go "balls deep", which makes it easy to thrust and hard to fall out. A toy this size has a hard time missing the g-spot and the stimulation is reported to be more of a nice massage than focused intensity. The veins are too soft to give stimulation, but the ridged head is a big hit. Nonporous silicone is suited for vaginal, anal, receiving blowjobs, and pretty much anything that doesn't involve silicone lube.

Johnny arrived in plastic clamshell packaging that would work for storage. Storing him upright, away from direct sunlight, and separate from other toys is the best way to protect your investment. Be careful with him around sharp or pointy objects as they could make a tear or an indentation. He travels well in a suitcase but is a lint magnet, so plan accordingly. Realistic is the opposite of discreet, so expect that anyone who sees Johnny will know what he is. Clean him by boiling for three minutes, or a wipe-down with diluted bleach, or in the dishwasher (no soap).

Whether it's his aesthetically pleasing shape or his satisfying size, his tantalizing curve or his squeezable balls, there is a lot to love about Johnny. He's a stand out among other dual density toys and would make an excellent addition to any collection.
Follow-up commentary
Johnny is just as thick and lovable as ever. He may be a bit much to lead with, but he's great to bring in once the warmup is over and it's time for a nice long ride. I use him the most with a four point harness (the Terra Firma) and not with a three point (the Jaguar) because having his balls sit behind the harness can throw off his angle just a tiny bit.
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Strap-on sex
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot
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  • Silverdrop
    Silverdrop  
    Spur will be my first VixSkin I think, but Johnny looks nice too.
  • Jimbo Jones
    Jimbo Jones  
    Johnny is an excellent specimen although we have only experienced the regular density version. We may have to get the Vixskin version. Thanks for the great review.
  • Lucky21
    Lucky21  
    Thanks for the awesome review. Glad that you like Johnny!
  • leatherlover
    leatherlover  
    Thanks for the great review. My wife loves our Johnny. Just the perfect size.
  • Boobs and Lubes
    Boobs and Lubes  
    we're curious about Vixskin too.
  • IndependentlyHappy
    IndependentlyHappy  
    Thanks for the awesome review!
  • Lucidity
    Lucidity  
    Great review. He sounds like a real keeper
  • Incendiaire
    Incendiaire  
    Great review, thanks.
  • Rawhide
    Rawhide  
    Thanks for the comments!

    I should clarify that in a four point harness like the terra firma, the balls sit in front of the front piece of the harness (which has no hole) but still behind the o-ring. Hope my wording in the review doesn't cause any confusion on that.
  • sweetpea12
    sweetpea12  
    Thanks for the great review!! I'm glad you love him!
  • comatose-kitty
    comatose-kitty  
    No silicone lube, but the Vixskin feel is worth it.
  • sXeVegan90
    sXeVegan90  
    Great review, thanks!
  • Ashley Smith826
    Ashley Smith826  
    thanks-great review
  • abbylover
    abbylover  
    Thanks
  • spiced
    spiced  
    Thanks for a great review! Johnny is our favorite dildo for pegging. We're thinking of trying the original, non-Vixskin version now.
  • ashboo32
    ashboo32  
    thanks!
  • Jessica Kay
    Jessica Kay  
    Thank you for this review
  • alextge
    alextge  
    Thanks for this review on the Johnny!
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