Goodfella - realistic dildo by Vixen Creations, Inc - review by Sinclair Sexsmith

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Goodfella

Realistic dildo by Vixen Creations, Inc

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Realistic? Pack-n-play? This cock's the one.

This is not the perfect all-around cock, but it is a wonderful cock for a specific purpose: packing and playing. This is perfect for clandestine blow jobs in an alley, for grinding on the dance floor, for impromptu fucking in the bathroom at a restaurant. Hell yes.
Published: September 2, 2008
Pros:
Fantastic material, realistically shaped, able to pack & fuck with it!
Cons:
Kinda hard to get into a harness, kind of small.
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review
This is not the perfect all-around cock, but it is a wonderful cock for a specific purpose: packing and playing.

I had no idea that the Vixskin Goodfella cock was made for packing until I saw the YouTube video Vixen put up covering how to insert this cock into a harness (back to that in a moment). The video clearly shows how bendy and flexible the Goodfella is, and though Vixen touts this cock as a packing cock, I'd always been skeptical given the other Vixskin cocks, as they are all very firm.

But hey, live & learn!

Goodfella is quite possible to pack with. It's not the most comfortable packing cock I've worn, particularly because the piece that fits into the harness is a kind of flat and ends up poking into me after a while. It's uncomfortable, but I just excuse myself to the restroom and readjust and I'm fine for a while longer.

The best part about this packing cock is that the balls sit in front of the harness. Most cocks that have balls (and are harness-compatible) are made so that the balls sit behind the harness, which can be awkward and uncomfortable, and doesn't really lend to the gender play that some of us might want with strapping on balls too.

Getting this cock into a harness is actually kind of difficult, and I had to get out a 2" cock ring for my standard harness just to fit it in. I don't think the harness in the video is 2", so maybe it gets a little more pliable after a while, or perhaps I'd get used to inserting it and wouldn't need such a wide ring? I'm not sure, I'll follow up on that after I keep it in rotation a while longer.

The biggest problem with this cock, really, is that it's kind of small. The insertable length - up to the balls - is only 5 1/2", and it is fairly narrow in the shaft too. Definitely not for those of us who like a lot of size.

But of course, it's much harder to pack with something larger, so I can see the reason. This is perfect for clandestine blow jobs in an alley, for grinding on the dance floor, for impromptu fucking in the bathroom at a restaurant. Hell yes.

Excellent material - a unique silicone called Vixskin, which feels very realistic, soft, pliable. After using the Vixskin cocks for a while, it's hard to use anything else. Silicone is one of the best materials for sex toys, as it is totally sterilizable by boiling for a few minutes, or you can run it through the dishwasher.

(I am giving this 4 stars instead of 5 because it's not a perfect all-around cock, I wouldn't recommend it to everyone. But if you're looking to experiment with packing, or want a realistic cock with balls, you found The One.)
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Cock Wrangler (verified)

And for those of us who refuse to make a YouTube account (or am I the only one?) there's a link to Vixen's video on their site on the left.
I did find it got easier once I was used to the base to insert in smaller openings.

09/02/2008
Jimbo Jones (verified)

Ahhh, but I thought size didn't matter. ;) This dildo seems like it really strikes a good balance for pack and play. Thanks for the great review.

09/02/2008
Epiphora

Can't go wrong with something you can pack with and fuck with!

09/02/2008
Sir (verified)

What harness do you think would work best with this?

12/06/2008
Sinclair Sexsmith (verified)

good question -

Because of the way the base is flared, it kind of needs a harness with a 2" O-ring, or maybe a very stretchy 1 3/4" ring. So as long as you've got a couple different O-ring sizes and a harness where you can change O-rings, or a harness with a built-in larger O-ring (those are more rare), any harness will be fine.

12/07/2008
Sinclair Sexsmith (verified)

that said -- I recommend the bare as you dare or the joque, or the jaguar.

12/07/2008
Cuntext (verified)

Thanks! This was really useful, and I think I missed it last time I was looking at pack-n-play cocks for my boyfriend.

07/17/2010
XXXXXXXXXXXXX (verified)

Thanks . good review

08/30/2010
ButchAndFemme (verified)

Thanks for the awesome review!

10/23/2010
kawigrl (verified)

not much for packing who knows maybe i'll try it

01/30/2011
titi (verified)

Thanks for the review!

01/30/2011
CantankerousUnagi (verified)

Wicked review.

04/22/2011
RyanReynolds (verified)

Thanks for the review!

06/04/2011
angel142stx (verified)

Thanks for the review

07/14/2011
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  • The Goodfella and Why I love this site
    • Recently I was browsing ebay and came across a listing for the Goodfella. I saw a shocking price; $994.

      That's right. Nearly a thousand dollars. That's roughly ten times the amount it's listed for on Eden.

      Sometimes I just can't believe how jacked up prices are everywhere else.
      Yet another reason why I love this site.

      Anyone else have any similar experiences?
    • Ebay is starting to regulate their listings for this purpose! Eden is probably listing it at the fair market value, which most places do. Even the porn start replica's only go for a few hundred dollars, max!
    • A thousand dollar dildo? Daaaaamn. Only if it used to belong to Angelina Jolie.

      As for porn star replicas, I'm pretty disappointed with them. I'm a huge fan of Tony Buff, but I still won't buy his "realistic cock" because it's made of PVC.
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  • What harness would you recommend to go with the goodfella
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      I'm thinking about getting the goodfella and am trying to find a good harness to use with it. I was looking into the spareparts joque harness, but don't know how well they'd work together. Any suggestions?
    • Quote: I'm thinking about getting the goodfella and am trying to find a good harness to use with it. I was looking into the spareparts joque harness, but don't know how well they'd work together. Any suggestions?
      Honestly, I'm not too knowledgeable about harnessess, I got a Sophia's red Rider and bought some rubber rings for it since I have a lot of odd-shaped toys and toys with odd-shaped bases. I also tend to mess with it and do all sorts of non-cannon alterations for my own purposes.
    • Most harnesses, including the Jocque, should work just fine with the Goodfella. The balls+base make it a bit harder to get the dildo mounted, and a rubber ring will probably be easier to deal with than a metal ring (metal rings are rare unless you get one aftermarket).
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