Realistic? Pack-n-play? This cock's the one.

This is not the perfect all-around cock, but it is a wonderful cock for a specific purpose: packing and playing. This is perfect for clandestine blow jobs in an alley, for grinding on the dance floor, for impromptu fucking in the bathroom at a restaurant. Hell yes.
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Pros
Fantastic material, realistically shaped, able to pack & fuck with it!
Cons
Kinda hard to get into a harness, kind of small.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
This is not the perfect all-around cock, but it is a wonderful cock for a specific purpose: packing and playing.

I had no idea that the Vixskin Goodfella cock|Goodfella was made for packing until I saw the YouTube video Vixen put up covering how to insert this cock into a harness (back to that in a moment). The video clearly shows how bendy and flexible the Goodfella is, and though Vixen touts this cock as a packing cock, I'd always been skeptical given the other Vixskin cocks, as they are all very firm.

But hey, live & learn!

Goodfella is quite possible to pack with. It's not the most comfortable packing cock I've worn, particularly because the piece that fits into the harness is a kind of flat and ends up poking into me after a while. It's uncomfortable, but I just excuse myself to the restroom and readjust and I'm fine for a while longer.

The best part about this packing cock is that the balls sit in front of the harness. Most cocks that have balls (and are harness-compatible) are made so that the balls sit behind the harness, which can be awkward and uncomfortable, and doesn't really lend to the gender play that some of us might want with strapping on balls too.

Getting this cock into a harness is actually kind of difficult, and I had to get out a 2" cock ring for my standard harness just to fit it in. I don't think the harness in the video is 2", so maybe it gets a little more pliable after a while, or perhaps I'd get used to inserting it and wouldn't need such a wide ring? I'm not sure, I'll follow up on that after I keep it in rotation a while longer.

The biggest problem with this cock, really, is that it's kind of small. The insertable length - up to the balls - is only 5 1/2", and it is fairly narrow in the shaft too. Definitely not for those of us who like a lot of size.

But of course, it's much harder to pack with something larger, so I can see the reason. This is perfect for clandestine blow jobs in an alley, for grinding on the dance floor, for impromptu fucking in the bathroom at a restaurant. Hell yes.

Excellent material - a unique silicone called Vixskin, which feels very realistic, soft, pliable. After using the Vixskin cocks|Packing dildo by Vixen Creations for a while, it's hard to use anything else. Silicone is one of the best materials for sex toys|Guide to materials, as it is totally sterilizable by boiling for a few minutes, or you can run it through the dishwasher.

(I am giving this 4 stars instead of 5 because it's not a perfect all-around cock, I wouldn't recommend it to everyone. But if you're looking to experiment with packing, or want a realistic cock with balls, you found The One.)
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  • Contributor: Cock Wrangler
    And for those of us who refuse to make a YouTube account (or am I the only one?) there's a link to Vixen's video on their site on the left.
    I did find it got easier once I was used to the base to insert in smaller openings.
  • Contributor: Jimbo Jones
    Ahhh, but I thought size didn't matter. ;) This dildo seems like it really strikes a good balance for pack and play. Thanks for the great review.
  • Contributor: Epiphora
    Can't go wrong with something you can pack with and fuck with!
  • Contributor: Sir
    What harness do you think would work best with this?
  • Contributor: Sinclair Sexsmith
    good question -

    Because of the way the base is flared, it kind of needs a harness with a 2" O-ring, or maybe a very stretchy 1 3/4" ring. So as long as you've got a couple different O-ring sizes and a harness where you can change O-rings, or a harness with a built-in larger O-ring (those are more rare), any harness will be fine.
  • Contributor: Sinclair Sexsmith
    that said -- I recommend the bare as you dare or the joque, or the jaguar.
  • Contributor: Cuntext
    Thanks! This was really useful, and I think I missed it last time I was looking at pack-n-play cocks for my boyfriend.
  • Contributor: XXXXXXXXXXXXX
    Thanks . good review
  • Contributor: ButchAndFemme
    Thanks for the awesome review!
  • Contributor: kawigrl
    not much for packing who knows maybe i'll try it
  • Contributor: titi
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: CantankerousUnagi
    Wicked review.
  • Contributor: RyanReynolds
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: angel142stx
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: geliebt
    Thanks for reviewing!
  • Contributor: spiced
    Great review. I hope Vixen will make a larger version of this great design. I keep waiting and hoping (and asking).
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