Vixskin Johnny: Mister Perfect?If you're looking for 'one dildo to rule them all', Johnny well may be that dildo. He excels in pegging and for oral play. He's great in a harness or on his own. He's easy to take care of and very durable. He's not cheap, but he's worth it. For me, Johnny is as close to perfect as it gets.
We got Johnny in Caramel (which is an apt name for the color); he's also available in Chocolate or Vanilla. The curve is excellent for g-spot or p-spot stimulation; the length and thickness should be ample to satisfy the vast majority of users (except for serious size queens).
I usually measure my toys and compare my measurements to the 'official' specifications. Johnny is advertised as being 7" long, of which 6.25" is insertable, and 6" in circumference (1.875" in diameter). I found him to be significantly longer than advertised, over 7" in insertable length and not quite as big around as advertised (but pretty close) at 5.5" around (1.75" diameter). He's girthiest at the head, at 5.625"; the shaft is 5.5" at the top and middle and 5.25" at the base. One thing to keep in mind is that all of Vixen's toys are poured by hand so there may be some variation from one Johnny to another. But I was (and AM) very pleased with Johnny's size.
He's not discreet at all! The TSA would certainly recognize this as a realistic dildo right away. ANYONE who sees this will know exactly what it is. Just something to be mindful of if you travel with your toys.
She loves strapping Johnny on in one of her favorite harnesses and 'making' me pleasure her beautiful 'cock'! Because of the balls, Johnny may not work in all harnesses, but he works fine in my wife's SpareParts Joque, as well as another harness of hers which is similar in design to the Aslan Jaguar (in that one, the dildo is inserted through the hole in the back of the harness; the balls sit behind the harness during play). Here's what you'd see if you were wearing Johnny in a harness:
I find the texture is excellent for oral play. Silicone is a great material, but most of our other silicone toys are not that great for oral. Johnny's feel is the most similar to more skin-line materials such as UR3 of any silicone dildo I've tried so far. For pegging, Johnny again excels. I have to warm myself up with a smaller toy (usually a glass plug) and to apply plenty of lube to both Johnny and myself. After that, it's a smooth (but wild) ride! His firmness makes him easy to insert (although not perhaps as easy as rigid materials like glass or firm silicone). Another benefit of Johnny's length is that he doesn't tend to pop out unintentionally as smaller toys often do. But again, he's not so huge that he pokes too deeply or uncomfortably. For me, he's JUST RIGHT!
For solo play, Johnny's balls provide a useful 'handle' and ensure that he's anal safe. He does NOT have a suction cup. I understand it's possible to buy a double-sided suction cup which should work well with Johnny's smooth base.
Like most sex toy materials, Vixskin will pick up lint if there's any around, so we like to give Johnny a quick rinse before play.
Sometimes, if we haven't played in quite a while, he can be a little too big. If we decide, on the spur-of-the-moment, that we want to play, we usually reach for the Mustang instead. And if I'm by myself and just want to practice oral on a dildo, I usually reach for something made of UR3 or Cyberskin, because they are even more realistic than Johnny. But when I have a little preparation time, I always want my wife to strap on Johnny! He's the best all-around dildo I've seen so far. It's hard to imagine much better. If I could wave a magic wand, I'd make Johnny with full 360° balls, like the Vixskin Goodfella. And I'd somehow have someone figure out how to make silicone even more like human skin than this (again, hard to imagine). Those would be the only ways to improve on Johnny's near-perfection in my opinion.
The next day, I tried Johnny solo. I found I could take him fairly easily after a warm-up with my Cobalt Bubble Plug and plenty of lube. I found he stimulates my p-spot better than any other dildo I'd tried (and I still haven't found anything better).
A few days later, my wife gleefully strapped Johnny into her Joque harness and after 'making me suck it' for awhile, she gave me the best pegging of my life so far! She said she felt powerful wearing Johnny and I felt her power in a most delightful way. She loves that Johnny matches the color of her skin and that he's big--but not so big that he's hard to control.
Johnny works great in my wife's SpareParts Joque harness - although I don't like the way that harness covers up the balls. We're shopping for a 4-strap harness that will allow Johnny's balls to be fully appreciated.
We're still hoping Vixen will make a Johnny-sized version of the Goodfella, with its 360° balls that sit outside the harness. Until then, I expect Johnny will continue to reign supreme in our "pegging order." It's still the best realistic, non-porous dildo I've ever experienced.