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Vixskin Johnny: Mister Perfect?

If you're looking for 'one dildo to rule them all', Johnny well may be that dildo. He excels in pegging and for oral play. He's great in a harness or on his own. He's easy to take care of and very durable. He's not cheap, but he's worth it. For me, Johnny is as close to perfect as it gets.
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Pros:
Lifelike material and detailing, easy care, perfect balance between realism and functionality.
Cons:
No suction cup, lacks 360° balls, pricey.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

Vixskin Johnny is a great lover, whether you use him for vaginal, anal or oral. He excels in a harness, but can also be used on his own for solo play. He's best suited for people who like toys sized above average, but he's not so huge as to overwhelm anyone but a beginner, or someone whose anatomy will only accommodate small or average sizes. He's made from Vixskin, a safe, easy-to-clean, durable, and lifelike material that should please almost everyone who likes realistic toys.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Gender play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

Vixskin comes closer to the texture of human skin than any other silicone material I've encountered. Johnny is the most lifelike yet in Vixen's line of realistic dildos. Like a real penis, Johnny is soft to the touch but firm in the core, like a strong erection. Johnny has some give, but expands inside soft tissue for a nice feeling of fullness. Vixskin has virtually no smell or taste, though it will temporarily pick up odors if not cleaned properly.
    • Harness compatible
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

Johnny is shaped like an erect, upwardly curving penis, with a bulbous head, a veiny shaft and somewhat realistic and cushy balls. He looks like a beautiful, hard cock. Just looking at him makes my mouth water!

We got Johnny in Caramel (which is an apt name for the color); he's also available in Chocolate or Vanilla. The curve is excellent for g-spot or p-spot stimulation; the length and thickness should be ample to satisfy the vast majority of users (except for serious size queens).

I usually measure my toys and compare my measurements to the 'official' specifications. Johnny is advertised as being 7" long, of which 6.25" is insertable, and 6" in circumference (1.875" in diameter). I found him to be significantly longer than advertised, over 7" in insertable length and not quite as big around as advertised (but pretty close) at 5.5" around (1.75" diameter). He's girthiest at the head, at 5.625"; the shaft is 5.5" at the top and middle and 5.25" at the base. One thing to keep in mind is that all of Vixen's toys are poured by hand so there may be some variation from one Johnny to another. But I was (and AM) very pleased with Johnny's size.

He's not discreet at all! The TSA would certainly recognize this as a realistic dildo right away. ANYONE who sees this will know exactly what it is. Just something to be mindful of if you travel with your toys.
    • Partner play
    • Realistic

Performance

My wife and I use dildos for pegging and I like using them for oral 'practice'. She doesn't like using dildos vaginally, but she's said if she ever does, Johnny will be the first she tries. It made me a little jealous when she said that!

She loves strapping Johnny on in one of her favorite harnesses and 'making' me pleasure her beautiful 'cock'! Because of the balls, Johnny may not work in all harnesses, but he works fine in my wife's SpareParts Joque, as well as another harness of hers which is similar in design to the Aslan Jaguar (in that one, the dildo is inserted through the hole in the back of the harness; the balls sit behind the harness during play). Here's what you'd see if you were wearing Johnny in a harness:

Johnny harness view

I find the texture is excellent for oral play. Silicone is a great material, but most of our other silicone toys are not that great for oral. Johnny's feel is the most similar to more skin-line materials such as UR3 of any silicone dildo I've tried so far. For pegging, Johnny again excels. I have to warm myself up with a smaller toy (usually a glass plug) and to apply plenty of lube to both Johnny and myself. After that, it's a smooth (but wild) ride! His firmness makes him easy to insert (although not perhaps as easy as rigid materials like glass or firm silicone). Another benefit of Johnny's length is that he doesn't tend to pop out unintentionally as smaller toys often do. But again, he's not so huge that he pokes too deeply or uncomfortably. For me, he's JUST RIGHT!

For solo play, Johnny's balls provide a useful 'handle' and ensure that he's anal safe. He does NOT have a suction cup. I understand it's possible to buy a double-sided suction cup which should work well with Johnny's smooth base.
    • Easy to use
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

Johnny is made of Vixskin, which is silicone. Silicone is arguably the perfect material for sex toys. It's non-porous, so you don't have to use a condom with Johnny. Clean-up is easy. You can clean him with soap and water, which is what we do. You can sterilize him by boiling for 3 minutes, according to Vixen Creations. Because of the realistic detailing, you should be careful to clean every nook and cranny--but we've found cleaning by hand with soap and water to work perfectly.

Like most sex toy materials, Vixskin will pick up lint if there's any around, so we like to give Johnny a quick rinse before play.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

Johnny comes in typical Vixen packaging, in a clear plastic clamshell case which we recycled at the first opportunity. This is not what you'd call discreet packaging! If you're giving Johnny as a gift, I'd recommend additional packaging. The label tells you that Vixskin is "Worth Every Inch" (I have to agree) and gives you the care instructions. You can store Johnny is his clamshell case if you like.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

We bought our Johnny not long after Vixen first released him, over 2 years ago now. We've played with this toy I don't know how many times and he's still as good as new. He gets more play than any of our other toys.

Sometimes, if we haven't played in quite a while, he can be a little too big. If we decide, on the spur-of-the-moment, that we want to play, we usually reach for the Mustang instead. And if I'm by myself and just want to practice oral on a dildo, I usually reach for something made of UR3 or Cyberskin, because they are even more realistic than Johnny. But when I have a little preparation time, I always want my wife to strap on Johnny! He's the best all-around dildo I've seen so far. It's hard to imagine much better. If I could wave a magic wand, I'd make Johnny with full 360° balls, like the Vixskin Goodfella. And I'd somehow have someone figure out how to make silicone even more like human skin than this (again, hard to imagine). Those would be the only ways to improve on Johnny's near-perfection in my opinion.

Experience

As soon as Johnny arrived, I gave him a thorough washing. Then, I immediately put my mouth on him! I think he was my fourth Vixskin dildo, so I was quite pleasantly surprised at how lifelike he is and how much like performing oral on a real penis it was to use him this way.

The next day, I tried Johnny solo. I found I could take him fairly easily after a warm-up with my Cobalt Bubble Plug and plenty of lube. I found he stimulates my p-spot better than any other dildo I'd tried (and I still haven't found anything better).

A few days later, my wife gleefully strapped Johnny into her Joque harness and after 'making me suck it' for awhile, she gave me the best pegging of my life so far! She said she felt powerful wearing Johnny and I felt her power in a most delightful way. She loves that Johnny matches the color of her skin and that he's big--but not so big that he's hard to control.
Follow-up commentary
We still love our Johnny A LOT! Lately, my wife's been pegging me about once a week and about 75% of the time, she uses Johnny (the other 25% of the time, it's the Vixskin Mustang).

Johnny works great in my wife's SpareParts Joque harness - although I don't like the way that harness covers up the balls. We're shopping for a 4-strap harness that will allow Johnny's balls to be fully appreciated.

We're still hoping Vixen will make a Johnny-sized version of the Goodfella, with its 360° balls that sit outside the harness. Until then, I expect Johnny will continue to reign supreme in our "pegging order." It's still the best realistic, non-porous dildo I've ever experienced.
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  • ToriTastic
    ToriTastic  
    Nice review.
  • Fun2
    Fun2  
    nice review
  • godweensatan
    godweensatan  
    thx
  • Mr. John
    Mr. John  
    A very nice review. Thanks!
  • Jenyana
    Jenyana  
    Lovely review, though I'm still intimidated by this toy.
  • Alex Time
    Alex Time  
    Awesome review! Thinking of getting one for pegging too!
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