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Not my cup of porn tea

I found this DVD bland and predictable, but if you are just looking for some straight-up, lots-of-sex movies, then you might enjoy this one. Kayden Kross is beautiful and honestly seems to enjoy sex, but she can't overcome the scene that goes on forever and the irritating moaning another female star does.
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Pros:
The sex scenes seem exuberant and Kayden Kross is very pretty
Cons:
Incessant moaning, one scene too long
Rating by reviewer:
3
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Girl Talk is a fairly traditional heterosexual porn flick. It features Kayden Kross and her gal pals having a ladies' night and her roomie Mick and his guy pals wanting in on it. The twist here is that Mick is lusting after Kayden, but doesn't know how to approach her. So, he and his pal decide to dress up like women to invade the ladies' night.

Of course, sex ensues... and it is all pretty typical hetero porn fare. I had a problem with one girl's constant moaning, which became irritating after the first 5 minutes or so. There is also one sex scene that just goes on, and on, and on. We actually ended up fast-forwarding through a bunch of it because it just became so boring we lost interest.

Happily, Kayden and Mick get together in the end and, other than the squeaky couch noises, this is about the best scene in the movie. Kayden actually appears to enjoy it and Mick is good at what he does. It is refreshing to see a female porn star actually orgasm on camera.

While I get the idea that this is supposed to be funny, I just didn't think it really filled that bill. The guys look horrible as girls, can't quite seem to make their voices sound high, and they are covered with tattoos, yet the girls don't see them as men in drag? I just think that in order to really make this humorous, you would need better actors/actresses to pull it off.

Now, while I admit that straight hetero porn is not really my cup of tea, I can still enjoy a well-made movie. I just really did not enjoy this one. It was just too predictable and bland for my tastes. My husband, who is a big fan of straight porn, found it to be boring as well and that is never a good thing for a porn flick.
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  • Selective Sensualist
    Selective Sensualist  
    I agree with your take on this movie. From the trailers, I expected it to be much more humorous!
  • leatherlover
    leatherlover  
    Thanks for the review.
  • Kayla
    Kayla  
    Sometimes I did feel a bit insulted by this movie; like they were calling women too stupid to realize that there were guys *right* there. But I guess it was just supposed to be fun.
  • Redboxbaby
    Redboxbaby  
    Agree completely with you on this movie! So glad to see that we are mostly of mutual agreement on the incessant moaning .
  • namelesschaos
    namelesschaos  
    Thanks for the review. Movie seems pretty typical.
  • Destri
    Destri  
    The moaning drove me around the bend, and I think comedy is really too intricate a genre for most porn stars. And I agree, Mistress Kay, they acted like the women were complete idiots.
  • Faust
    Faust  
    nice review
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