Girl Talk is the title, but Sex is the star

Girl Talk is a high quality production featuring an outrageous storyline of two guys dressing in drag to crash "girls night." The actors all deliver over the top performances that successfully add to the comedic nature of the plot. The sex is good but features just oral and PIV, so don't expect to find any kink here.
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Pros
High quality production. Outrageously funny premise. Good acting performances
Cons
Sex scenes were too long and lacked variety, less humor than I anticipated
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review


Girl Talk is a Digital Playground production featuring the talented and attractive Kayden Kross. The movie (1 hour 48 minutes playtime) is directed by Robby D and takes place in Kayden’s drool worthy home. Mick Blue plays her roommate who also happens to be secretly in love with her. Kayden kicks him out twice a month so that she can host her girlfriends for a night of “girl talk.” The movie is about one such night, but this night has a twist. There are two surprise guests that result in a night to remember.

The opening of the movie begins with Kayden straddling Tony Ribas in her bed. Personally, I found this sex scene (17 minutes) to be the most appealing. Both actors genuinely seemed to be into the sex, and I could easily imagine them as two lovers having a morning fuck. There was a real sensuality to the scene that was enhanced visually with their two naked bodies standing out on the blank canvas of her white bedroom. There is nothing visually to distract you from sitting back and enjoying the performance.

Later that morning, we find Mick and Kayden talking over breakfast when she tells him that Tony isn’t “the one” she is looking for, the one who understands her, who knows what she wants. He was just another test drive. She also reminds him and his friend (Scott Nails) that it’s “ladies night” and that they have to leave before her guests arrive. Scott concocts a plan that will allow Mick to get closer to Kayden and learn what she really wants. He has the far-fetched idea that they dress as girls and crash Kayden’s party.

Mick and Scott arrive at Kayden’s house in drag and introduce themselves as Mick’s visiting sister and friend, and hilarity ensues. The comedy is pretty tongue in cheek as they attempt to disguise their voices despite sporting five o’clock shadows. Not five minutes into the party, Lily LaBeau models black lingerie and shares that it’s for someone special. The doorbell rings and she runs to answer the door. An unsuspecting pizza delivery guy (Manuel Ferrara) is at the door waiting for payment. Lily claims she doesn’t have any money to pay for the pizzas but is about to give Manuel the tip of a lifetime. They head to the kitchen where the two of them waste no time getting it on. This was the most “physical” of the sex scenes (15 minutes) and included some ass slapping, hair pulling, and forced deep throating. However, it was mostly mild and I don’t think it would be objectionable to most viewers.

Meanwhile, the remaining girls receive another visitor, this time an escort played by Charles Dera. Instantly, Sara Stone claims first dibs and leaves the room and the others behind. The two start fast and furious and this scene (21 minutes) featured the most variety. They talk dirty to one another, slap each other, and transition from position to position fluidly. At one point, we were mesmerized while watching her large breasts spinning in opposite directions all while still getting fucked. Who knew such talent existed! Towards the end of the scene, there was loud banging from the headboard which was somewhat of a distraction. This scene tapped into one of my wife’s fantasies and was by far her favorite.

The number of girls “talking” dwindles even further as girl number three (Lori Evans) puts the moves on Scott because she’s “like a cat in heat” and “likes it eight days a week.” The two head out leaving Mick alone as Kayden had gone to the kitchen for snacks, like anyone’s hungry. Kayden returns and goes looking for everyone only to find Scott and Lori having sex in the bathroom. While the premise of Scott fucking someone while wearing a dress is hot, I found his performance to be uninspired. He seemed more like a guy doing a job rather than enjoying a good lay. The scene is the shortest at 10 minutes, which is probably a good thing for more reasons than the obvious (more on this later).
Experience
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After discovering Scott in the bathroom, Kayden suspects that Mick is involved and confronts him, and he admits the ruse. The two of them head to the living room to talk, and in humiliation he confesses his love for her. She is turned on by his daring ploy and moves in for some intimate kissing. They of course wind up having sex (surprise surprise) in a scene that lasts 20 plus minutes. The two have good chemistry, but the sounds of them writhing on the leather couch are distracting towards the beginning of the scene. The movie ends abruptly with a promise from Mick for no more dresses and a big smile on Kayden’s face.

Overall, the movie was good if you are looking for porn with mainstream sex consisting basically of oral and PIV. There is no anal sex, girl on girl, or even threesomes featured. There is a plot of sorts but ironically very little dialogue despite the movie title. We found the sex scenes to actually be a bit too long (except for the bathroom scene) and somewhat repetitive. Each scene could have been shortened with the same result achieved. After watching the trailer, I was anticipating a slapstick comedy with lots of laughs. While there were moments of humor, I was admittedly expecting more. The acting was over the top and successfully added to the humor. As a Digital Playground production, the picture and sound quality were strong, and the movie well made. While we enjoyed watching this movie, I’m not sure we will be pulling it out again anytime soon.
Follow-up commentary
Although I selected "I still like it," the truth is that my opinion hasn't changed. It's an okay film with a few funny moments, but I don't think we would re-watch this except for maybe one or two scenes.
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  • Contributor: Redboxbaby
    I second your opinion of the length of the scenes -- way too long for me and repetitive. Great review!
  • Contributor: Kayla
    I thought the length of the scenes weren't too long. Great review though.
  • Contributor: Kindred
    @Redboxbaby - Thanks!

    @Mistress Kay - Would you believe I dozed off the second time around?
  • Contributor: Selective Sensualist
    We have found the lengths of scenes in porn to be way too long as well. We actually grow bored. It would definitely improve the overall quality of the film to cut the scenes shorter.
    Great review!
  • Contributor: Kindred
    I wouldn't mind long scenes if there was more variety. Thanks!
  • Contributor: aliceinthehole
    sounds like too long, sleepy scenes are a trademark of DP. with such a seemingly big budget, i was so disappointed in the masseuse 3. the same boring, PIV sex with some oral, only in this one, BAD acting. we literally were falling asleep during even the first scene.

    yaaawn.
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