Girl Talk is a humorous, sexy, porn geared towards men and those women out there who like mainstream action. You won't find much cuddling, sweet talking, or passion (except in one scene) in this film. Instead, you're going to find lust to the 3rd degree. Best suitable for watching alone although a willing partner might enjoy the hilarious plot and the decent sex.
In this film Mick Blue has fallen madly in love with his beautiful, flirty, and playful roommate Kayden Kross. The only problem is he can't bring himself to tell her how he's felt for the last two years. He sees the men go through her room, in fact the opening scene involves Kayden test driving a man. Yes, you heard me right. She test drives all of her men and if they don't pass the passion and deep intimacy test, they're booted out. What if Mick can't pass her test? What is he to do? How is he to tell her how he feels?
Lucky for Mick, the twice monthly girls only night is upon him. During this time he is not allowed in the house, so he and his friend Scott Nails devise a plan. Since only females are allowed in the house they will simply dress up as women, crash the party, and learn all of Kayden's secrets. Unfortunately, the men forget a few things. Namely, shaving their beards, applying makeup, plucking their eyebrows, shaving their legs, using a female voice, and of course, sitting like a woman. Nope, these girls have it all wrong. They appear with five o clock shadows, hairy legs, voices that are just way too deep, and sit with their legs wide open. Yes, it's obvious that these are men but the girls don't catch on. Whether the budget wasn't large enough to make the men believable or whether it was a ploy to make the women look like they had no intelligence at all, I will never know.
The girls start talking and one takes out some sexy black lingerie. Since it's girls only it's OK to strip right in front of everyone, right? The boys get a little hot and bothered and I got a little bothered. This woman had razor burn all over her genitals. It looked painful. Anyhow, she has a ploy. She's called out for pizza and intends to pay the pizza man by giving him a good fucking. He really doesn't want to fuck at first and would prefer the money but she insists. Here it goes down into an erotic sex scene with your basic things, oral and intercourse. What's different about this one is that the woman's vulva is engorged and she's clearly enjoying herself. Something I don't always see on porn.
Next, a male prostitute arrives. He flirts with the women, and pays special attention to the men promising himself to them and even fondling Mick's leg. He takes one of the women into a bedroom and gets down to what he's been paid for, pleasing her. Again, it's really just the basics here with sex.
During the next scene, a woman begins flirting with Scott. She implies that Scott needs some sex in his life. Apparently she wants a girl on girl encounter. What she gets is a bumpy ride on a large penis right in the bathroom. She seems much happier and enjoys every minute of it. Unfortunately, this is when Kayden walks in and discovers the secret. Yup, those bearded women are men, who knew? Mick is caught red handed.
Mick admits his love to Kayden and she is deeply impressed with his efforts. She then kisses him and they get down to slow, sexy, passionate business. Has she found what she's looking for? Probably. He understands her, takes his time with her, and has a large penis to boot! This scene is clearly passionate and more geared towards both men and women instead of just men.
All in all, the film is good with a hilarious plot. The sex could be better but it's believable.