Boy butter - lubricant by Churn Style - review by jewgasm

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Boy butter - lubricant Lubricant by Churn Style
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Boy butter

Lubricant by Churn Style

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  • 4 fl.oz. $10.99 In stock
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Baby, I'm gonna butter your bread.

One of my favorite lubes that I've found. It's easy to clean up, works fantastically and the tub makes me smile. Go with the biggest container as I regret going with the smaller one.
Published: February 18, 2010
Pros:
Easy clean up, lasting power, cool packaging.
Cons:
Bad lid.
Rating by reviewer:
5
useful review

Use

I've only used this for doodling my noodle. You can use this with silicone toys but I have no experience with that. I can say it's great for launching the hand shuttle even though I actually had mixed feelings about it the first time I used it but I decided to give it a second and maybe an eighth try. ;) I'm very glad that I did. It has moved to being my first choice for lube when I bludgeon the beefsteak.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Fast session/quickie
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On the road/travel friendly

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The texture reminds me of cream cheese which kind of freaked me out at first for some reason. It was kind of greasy/oily when I first used it but it went away quickly. The main ingredient is vegetable oil so duh it will be greasy/oily. It's easy enough to get a good amount on your fingers and lather up and it's thick enough that you don't really have to worry about spilling anywhere. One thing that caught me off guard was that it wasn't cold to the touch on my fingers but it sure felt cold at first on my noodle.

Taste / Aroma

It smells somewhat chemically to me which I found odd based off the ingredients. The smell is not at all off putting and when using it the smell is not noticeable.

Performance

The product does fairly well for a quick session. I did find that with an extended session I would need to reapply it once or twice because it would dry up a little. The clean up is very simple as you can wash it off with just water if you would like. Also, I did get some on my white sheets and it did not leave a stain. I can't vouch for other colors though and I would assume since it's oil-based that stains wouldn't be that terribly difficult to get out but I can't say for sure.

I've noticed that the product will somewhat separate inside the container and leave an oil/water mixture on top. The only time that I have found this to be a problem is when opening the product you can spill some of that out if you are not careful. I just swirl my finger in it to mix it back up and move on with life. Not a big issue but worth noting to keep an eye out when opening the container. Also, some people have experienced issues with the lid not staying secure and thus some of the product leaks. The lid on my container isn't the tightest but I have had no leaks yet. I can see it becoming an issue the more I open and close the container though.

Packaging

I really like the packaging of Boy Butter. It's humorous to me that they make it look just like a tub of butter. I also liked the fact the guy's arm is muscular. Gee, I wonder how that happened?
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Reviewed by jewgasm (Eden Advanced reviewer) You want me to put that where?
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Luvasaurus (verified)

Great review!

02/18/2010
TacoODoom (verified)

this had me giggling like a teenager. how fast does it dry up, did it have any flavor you could discern?

02/18/2010

Great review! Big smile

02/18/2010
jewgasm (verified)

@Luvasaurus: Thanks!

@TacoODoom: I'm glad you got a giggle out of it! Smile I would say it lasts at least 20 minutes or so for me before it dries up. I would think it would vary from person to person though. As for the taste, I had zero desire at all to see what it tastes like. If it tastes how it smells then I would say most people wouldn't like the taste of it.

@Viktor: Thanks!

02/18/2010
JF (verified)

Lol! Amazing review. Smile

02/19/2010
jewgasm (verified)

Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

02/19/2010
Pandahb (verified)

Great review Panda

02/19/2010
Sammi (verified)

Nice review Smile

02/19/2010
jewgasm (verified)

Thanks Panda and Sammi.

02/19/2010
Miss Moxie (verified)

So many euphemisms in one review! Love it! Good review, keep on polishing the one eyed gopher in the name of Reviewing!

02/19/2010
Sam (aka Jul!a) (verified)

Not many reviews can make me grin, kudos Big smile

02/19/2010
jewgasm (verified)

@Miss Moxie: I didn't want to say the same thing over and over so I decided to have some fun with it. I'm glad you enjoyed it and I will for sure continue to polish the one eyed gopher in the name of EF!

@Julia: Thanks! I tried to make this a fun read so I'm glad you liked it.

02/19/2010
Captain Stubing (verified)

This is hilarious, I've never heard "bludgeon the beefsteak" before!

I've never tried an oil-based lube. The consistency sounds like Crisco or something. I wonder if a woman would be put off by that... would any woman like to comment?

02/20/2010
Gardenvy (verified)

Great Review yet again!!! I think this product comes in a cute container... "Country Cock" anyone??? At least the lube doesn't smell like butter! Winking

03/15/2010
dhig (verified)

Thanks for the review!

12/25/2010
Howells (verified)

Funny names you are using to cover the word masturbation I guess I'll try this someday!

05/11/2011
sktb0007 (verified)

love the title

08/18/2011
Lindsey123 (verified)

Great review

11/20/2011
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