Do YOU want your dick to taste like a toaster pastry? I DO!

In the annals of my sex memories, I recall a time not so long ago when this lube was king....
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Pros
Great taste! Sugar free and latex friendly.
Cons
Can get a bit sticky
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review
Long ago, in a place not so far away, a quest was born. The quest for the perfect spirit to add to the flavor of fellatio|Expert Guide to Oral Sex: Fellatio. A way to turn even the most painstaking of tasks into a journey of the palate.

Enter Wet Flavored Body Glide|Wet® body glide.

Wet Body Glide Flavored Lubricant is a gem. Flavor as true as the claim on the label, I have yet to encounter a flavored lube so yummy! I chose Wild Blueberry and have held fast to it ever since. This lube is sugar-free, colorless, non-staining, and latex friendly. Body safe and very, very slippery, perfect product for everyday use! I have used this lube as dick sucking juice for a long time. It has found it's way to the back of my bag lately since I found my interests wandering, but I will always love you Wet!

Now, I feel the need to tell you about my experience with this lube, and why I am unable to give you a good review of it's use as an intercourse lube.

Locked away for the weekend in a hotel room, DJ and I brought along a large collection of toys and lubes. Wet-Wild Blueberry was among the collection. I sampled the lube, marveling at the lovely taste, and commenced to applying it liberally to DJ's poised and ready tool. Because of the vigor of my cock-sucking, I had to reapply often to keep it fresh. I had no idea what would happen to me once this lube made contact with my nether region. I hopped right onto his dick, and after just a few strokes, hopped promptly off.

My junk was on fire.

Now this is NOTHING to do with the lube itself. I had no idea my sensitive bits would react so violently to it. The night was ruined, and I sat in the tub, sans erotic novelties.

Since then, I have avoided using any flavored lubes for any other purpose than fellatio or cunnilingus|Expert Guide to Oral Sex: Cunnilingus. So my review can only reflect my opinion regarding it's use as an oral sex enhancer.

One word of caution, once allowed to sit for a long period of time, Wet can get a bit sticky. But, it is quite easy to wash off.
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  • Contributor: Jimbo Jones
    Sounds to me like that reaction had everything to do with the lube itself. I am sure that not every female's body would have the same reaction, but I am also sure that others out there would, so you offer a great word of warning. I wonder what might have caused the burning sensation. Maybe the aloe vera, or the glycerin, or the propylene glycol, or the imidizolidinyl urea. If I had to pick one, I'd probably look at the propylene glycol followed by the glycerin. Have you used lubes with any of these ingredients for intercourse before? Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: Cock Wrangler
    Yeah I would say the lube has something to do with that reaction. A good case for not using flavored lube for anything other than its intended function.
  • Contributor: Betty Rocket
    Jimbo-Actually, I never really used lubes until this fiasco. And that mess was enough to teach me..... thanks for the comment :)
  • Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust
    I agree with Jimbo but this is a cute review!
  • Contributor: Master DarkWolf
    Good review...
  • Contributor: DreamWolf
    Great review!
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