Wet body glide - water based lube by Wet Lubricants - review by married with children

I think this is the stuff they make Jolly Rangers out of!

Don't get this for sex. If you are looking for something just for oral play, then this might work for you. But I would go with something a little higher quality then this. This just falls short on everything. Such a disappointment.
none I can think of
sweet, sticky, makes a mess, have to shower afterwards, does not work for sex.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This lube is best used for oral, not intercourse. It is water based, so it can be used with all of your toys. It will not last in water. So it is not a good choice for use in a hot tub, shower, pool, or bathtub. It pretty much is not a good choice for anything but oral play. And it is not even that good of a choice for oral. I can think of many more different brands of flavored lube that will work better then this will.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

This reminds me of a runny honey in its consistency and thickness. It even almost has that sugary sticky feel to it right out of the bottle. This kind of stays in place. If my wife just pours some on the head of my penis, it will run down the shaft in no time at all. If she puts some in her hand and rubs it onto my penis, it stays put pretty well. We have used other lubes that would still fun down my shaft even though she had rubbed the lube on with her hand. It was pretty thin lube. This lube would be about in the middle of the thickness scale for lubes, if there were such a thing.

This has a smooth feel to it. But once you start using it, it picks up a almost textured feel to it. This is from the lube drying out. It also gets sticky almost right away. It comes out of the bottle with a almost sticky feel, and it just goes downhill from there. It is almost like masturbating with honey. Not the best feeling if you ask me.

This pours out of the bottle with a little squeeze. Just turn the bottle over and it will just drip out very slowly. You need to squeeze the bottle just a touch to get the lube to pour out.
    • Sticky
    • Textured
    • Thick

Taste / Aroma

This taste ok, not great and not bad. It has a strawberry candy taste to it. It is a little overpowering at times. It has a sweet strawberry scent to it. I like the scent. It is light and sweet, not overpowering at all.

The taste can either be good, or bad. It all depends on how much of it you are using. Just a little bit will work the best. The taste wont last long, but it is not too strong or sweet. Too much, and it taste like a cross between a spoon of sugar and a strawberry jolly ranger. It is too strong and too sweet. I could not get the flavor out of my mouth when we used too much. I cant stand the candy taste when it comes to sexual products. Candy, it is ok; flavored lube, it is not.

If you are careful to not use too much, this should work ok for oral play. But if you make the mistake and use too much, lets just say I warned you.
    • Smells good
    • Strong taste


Like I stated above, this will and should only be used for oral. It does not work for any other type of sexual activity. It does not last long enough to work for sexual intercourse. It dries out after a few minutes. I could only imagine how poor this would work for anal play. It gets way too sticky to use around your naughty parts. This is just overall a mess of a lube.

Lets start with the sticky feeling it leaves on your skin. It felt like I had rubbed honey on my junk and then tried to wipe it off with a towel. It was sticky. I had to take a wipe to try to get the stickiness off, and that did not get all of it off. Only a shower will leave you feeling clean again. My wife hates using this for sex. She hates being sticky as well.

This dries out pretty quickly. You can get a few minutes before you have to reapply. We only made that mistake once. We have never used this lube for intercourse after that first time. Having to stop to reapply it every few minutes just ruined the mood. Not to mention the mess it left when we were all done.

For oral, this works ok. The taste is not that great, but better then some I have tried. The taste does not last that long, maybe a minute or two. Then you have to reapply to add more flavor. Too much of this lube will make you teeth ache. It can get sweet real fast.
    • Dries up too fast
    • Gets sticky
    • Reapply often


I purchased this in a 3.5 ounce bottle. (it was on a different site, not sure if the packaging is the same from this site, and if they have changed it in the last few years) The bottle is not discreet. You can tell from the first moment you see it, that it is a bottle of flavored lube. You cant hid this with other bottles on your dresser top or on the bathroom counter. It will stand out like a sore thumb. The bottle is clear, though most of it is covered with the label. The cap is bright red.

The label has instructions for use, warnings and the ingredient list. You can actually read this label, unlike the last few bottles of product I have reviewed. That is a important factor in packaging, being able to read the label. This is pretty informative bottle.

The bottle can be opened with one hand. There is a indent running up the side of the bottle. It starts about 1/4 of the way up and stops about 1/4 way from the top. So it is in the middle of the bottle. It helps hold unto the bottle with your hands are slick and covered with lube. The cap has a indent portion on the bottom side, and a portion that sticks out past the diameter on the flip top side. So you can put your thumb under the flip top cap and press up, and the top will open with very little trouble.

I have never had this bottle leak. We have had it rolling around in the drawer for a couple of years. It has never opened on its own. It has never leaked even when upside down for weeks. I hate bottles of lube or massage oil that leak all over the place. It makes a mess every where. It stains clothing laying in the drawer with it. It is just a bad experience. Not this bottle though. It has never let me down and leaked in our toy drawer.
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Easy to use / dispense
    • Very informative packaging

Special Features

Ingredient list:
Deionized water, Glycerin, Cartomer, PEG-400, Flavor, Propylene Glycol, Aspartame, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Imidazolidinyl Urea, Sodium Benzoate, Methylparaben, Tetraydroxypropyl Ethylenediamine, Tetrasodium EDTA, Aloe Vera Leaf Juice, Tocopheryl Acetate, & Critic Acid.


We have had this little bottle for years. That should tell you how much we enjoy using it. We only used it for sex once, and it was a bad experience. One that we wont take opportunity to have again. As far as oral and using this lube goes, we don't normally have just oral when it comes to bedroom fun. We always mixing in sex with the oral. So this lube does not get much of a chance to get used. But when it does, it does just a mediocre job. Nothing special or outstanding. Neither one of us can stand the stickiness it leaves on everything it comes in contact with. And if you get it on your sheets, watch out. You will get it all over the place without even know until it is too late. It just seems to spread on its own.

My wife does not really like the taste of this. It seems to be hit or miss with her every time we use it. I have asked her if she would like me to toss it, but for some reason she wants to keep it around. We have about 8 different flavors of JO flavored lube, so I am not sure why she still wants to keep this one.
Follow-up commentary
There is nothing I can add to this review. We stopped using this lube a while ago, back when we found JO's flavored line; and have never looked back.
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