Triple Teaser? Not a Pleaser.

Overall, this toy was not what I expected. If you are looking for something powerful with good stimulation, this isn't it.
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Pros
Discreet, Quiet, Easy Controls
Cons
Too Weak, Odor, Size Was Disappointing
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

This vibrator is best used to vaginal stimulation. It has a 3" shaft with two 1/2" processes that stick of either side. I recommend this toy to someone who is a beginner but someone like myself who owns other toys, might not find this one quite as useful as a beginner might. It's great for solo play or couples.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Clitoris
    • Kegels

Material / Texture

This toy smelled a little funny, even though the package says it doesn't smell at all but the jelly type material that it is made out of, had a plastic-y type smell. However, the smell isn't so strong that it knocks you off your ass, its mainly when you first open the package or put it up to your face. The texture is more for beginners rather than someone more experienced, it's soft and jelly like rather than something that is harder.

The top of the shaft has little bumps on it to give it a little extra texture. There is no drag with this toy at all, if you use lube. If you don't use lube you may find a little bit of trouble with insertion of the toy and a small amount of drag as the jelly makes it quite dry. I'm not so sure if this toy is proper for anal, I wouldn't try it because I haven't ventured that far. But, if you are willing to try anal with this, let me know how it worked for you. As for sharing, as long as the person you shared it with cleans it and you clean it before lending, there shouldn't be any problem.
    • Bumpy
    • Light odor
    • Sticky

Design / Shape / Size

I like the design. The shaft is long enough for me (approximately three to four inches), however the two stimulators are not (each one approximately one to one and a half inches). The shaft is is shaped as a hill and valley type design where it has dips and higher points. It also contains bumps on the shaft and like I mentioned, the two stimulators are too short to fit directly on my clitoris and anus.
The two stimulators are supposed to rest one on your clit and the other on your anus, but that isn't so with me. They're too short but I like the size overall.
The bottom handle works fine, its easy to use and doesn't seem to cause any uncomfortable positions.

This is my second toy, but I recommend it to someone as a first. Because of it's short size (about 6" in total length) it is easy to hide and store away. I can fit mine in a small Crown Royal bag with my other vibrator.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

The controls were very basic, it was just a button on the end of the toy and it very easy to use.
Performance wise, the shaft was pretty much the only thing that vibrated. I didn't find the two stimulators vibrating at all, They more or less just got in the way. The vibrations aren't that strong either. My basic, slender vibe is more powerful then this particular toy.
It has three power settings that you change by simply hitting the small button on the bottom of the toy. There is a low, medium and high setting. Like I said before, it is very easy to operate.

I was very thankful that this toy is very discreet noise-wise. You can barely hear it during use even on high.

The package says that it is waterproof but I wouldn't completely submerge it under water just for the simple fact that I don't want to risk it getting ruined. However, when you close the bottom after inserting the batteries, it has a sort of interlocking system, so I doubt water would get in. I personally don't want to take the risk but if you do, let me know how it went for you. If you were to use it while taking a shower I'm sure it would be fine but not in a bath.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Not enough variety

Care and Maintenance

Because this vibrator is made of a jelly like substance, its a little more difficult to keep as clean as one made of silicone. Washing it is simple, just wipe it down with a wipe or use gentle soap and water. The bumps and small ridges do make it a little difficult to clean so I would use a wet wipe or something. Safe ways to clean it would be using the Eden Toy Wipes or something that is safe and non-toxic.

I didn't use lube with it but I recommend that you do. It was a bit difficult to just put in because of the sticky, jelly material.

When storing this item, take into consideration whether there are items that are fuzzy because it will attract those little fuzzy particles. I store my toy in a small Crown Royal bag, but you can also store in it original package or a toy box. It will store fine with other toys.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The toy came packaged in just a basic plastic package, like one you would see on a display, nothing fancy at all. It came with instructions but nothing too detailed. I currently have mine stored in its original container but will be transferring it to something else.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

I was disappointed when I got my toy. It was much smaller than I thought it would be and the overall performance wasn't all I thought it would be. It lacked power, the clitoral and anal stimulators didn't vibrate at all and they were also too short to reach those spots. I had to use my other vibe to get the direct stimulation that I wanted.
I would recommend this to someone who is just starting out rather than to someone who has had more advanced toys.

Experience

My experience wasn't all that grand. I thought the toy lacked performance and power and I was highly disappointed.
Follow-up commentary
The more I use this, the more it kind of starts to grow on me. I still love how quiet yet powerful it is and even though this toy doesn't necessarily get the job done completely, it does lend a much needed hand sometimes. I would still recommend it to someone who is just starting out with toys.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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    Thanks for such positive comments!! I was a little nervous about this being my first review, but I will hopefully have two more up by the end of the week!
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