Randy is what my body craves

I used to get aroused just looking at this toy at my local sex shop. After lusting after him, and deliberating whether or not I could take the girth, I decided to splurge. I already had one Vixen cock and knew I could trust the quality and workmanship. Randy does not disappoint. In fact, he has exceeded my expectations in every way.
Published:
Pros:
Girthy but not too long, delivers intense stimulation, excellent in a variety of positions
Cons:
None
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

For being such a big boy, Randy is amazingly versatile. He is amazing for strap-on sex in a variety of positions, also for manual use with a partner or solo. I've even strapped him to a pillow for a very enjoyable ride. An absolutely gorgeous cock made out of premium silicone - and huge to boot - what's not to love?

My favorite way to use Randy is during strap-on sex with my partner penetrating me. He does stellar no matter what, but with my butt elevated on a pillow and my legs over my partner's shoulders, Randy really gives my G-spot a workout. But our absolute favorite position is cowgirl - Randy's girth seems to transmit my squeezing nicely onto my partner's clit. Randy is a joy to fuck with!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Gender play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Easy clean
    • Flared base
    • Strap-on compatible
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

Randy is made by Vixen Creations, which means he is made of beautifully smooth, high-quality silicone. The color is a blue-purple dark metallic swirl and is sexy in itself. The material is firm but has some give. If you squeeze him hard around the middle, you will feel the material move. It is not a "realistic" material by any means, but I personally find those materials creepy. Randy feels like a silicone cock that gets deliciously slick with lube.
    • Flexible
    • Smooth
    • No odor

Design / Shape / Size

I'd fantasized about Randy for a long time before I actually bought him. My partner and I would always end up fondling him at our local sex toy shop. We both were so aroused at the idea - this huge, fat cock that was unlike anything we'd ever played with before. I was only a little nervous that he might be too big - I'd had a 2-inch jelly cock once upon a time that certainly had a lot more give than Randy. Finally, we couldn't resist any longer, and bought Randy.

This toy is big. There's no denying that. And although I love his girth, I am a fan of penetration large and small and he is by far the largest of my toys. The usual warnings about eyes being bigger than your orifice aside - Randy may not be for beginners, but if you are looking for size, I don't think you can go wrong with him. For one thing, the thickness is fairly consistent. I'm not a huge fan of a big bulbous head that can get uncomfortably wedged inside after I come. Randy's got a nice curve for great G-spot stimulation in missionary or cowgirl, and the tip is fat but round enough to insert smoothly (remember: lots of lube!). The shape is realistic but not veiny (a big bonus for me).

Randy has a flared base and is strap-on compatible. But you will need a larger O-ring than comes with most harnesses. Make sure that your harness can accomodate such an O-ring, and make sure to use a rigid material like silicone. We made the mistake of using a nitrile cock ring, and Randy popped out the back at a very inopportune moment.

Randy is NOT discreet by any means. But that hasn't stopped me from traveling with him. During domestic travel with my partner, our carry on bag got pulled aside for extra screening. We saw them run it through the machine again, and then five or six male TSA employees crowded around the X-ray screen, pointing and talking. They never physically searched the bag, and returned it to us without an explanation. I think it was more embarrassing for them than for us.
    • Large size
    • Partner play
    • Semi-realistic

Performance

How does Randy perform? Beautifully. I absolutely love this cock. I have used Randy solo, with a partner, in a harness, and strapped to a body pillow. Randy is just a great cock to fuck with. As long as you have a compatible O-ring, Randy is a champ in a harness. Great for hard and fast or slow fucking, Randy's short length means I can easily take all of him with no discomfort or pokey feelings. I haven't used Randy on a flat surface but he does have a nice suction base that stands up well when I'm drying him.
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

Silicone is definitely easy-care. Boilable and dishwasher safe - we use hot water and mild soap in the sink. The obvious no-no is silicone lube (like dissolves like!) since you don't want your big beautiful cock to get all gummy on you. Also, I like to use the plastic tubes that Vixen cocks come in for storage. I can even fit a second small silicone toy in with him, which helps prevent too much dust collection between uses (although I typically rinse my toys before I use them). The tube also helps to keep the toy upright in the toy chest, which is another important care tip for your silicone cocks.

I see a lot of people complaining about silicone being a "lint-magnet". I say, that anything soft is going to have that characteristic, and I'd rather spend extra money for a body safe material like silicone than go with jelly or elastomer. Providing your toys with good storage and cleaning them frequently is really all it takes.

Overall, silicone is a great material and Vixen Creations silicone is no exception. If you take good care of Randy, he will take good care of you for a very long time.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

Vixen cocks come in clear plastic cylinders with removable red caps on the ends. There is some information printed on the outside of the cylinder. I keep mine to use as storage. I can fit most of my silicone toys in two of them.
    • Good for storage
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet

Experience

My partner loves to wear Randy. They often orgasm faster than I do when fucking me. The girth of Randy, combined with the flexibility of the silicone means that they can really feel my squeezing down the cock. They also love to fuck me with it manually or watch me ride myself to orgasm with Randy strapped around a body pillow. We're dying for a Liberator Bon-Bon to put to use in this way!
When using Randy, we lube up, insert and hold for a moment to let my body adjust. I'll start squirming and thrusting onto him, which is a signal to my partner that they can start fucking me. I'm quickly able to take the entire length and then anything goes. I especially love deep pressure with Randy, but honestly, everything feels so good with this cock, I can't even name all the different ways I like to fuck and be fucked with him!
Follow-up commentary
Yup. Randy is still a big, fat, gorgeous purple pure silicone cock that I love. I can't say I've learned anything new about Randy - I like to think I gave him a pretty thorough workout before I wrote my first review. But, let me just say...Randy is my favorite cock and I am almost always in the mood for him.
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  • Jimbo Jones
    Jimbo Jones  
    Certainly sounds like you are a believer in girth over length. Awesome that both you and your partners enjoy using Randy. Thanks for the great review.
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