Randy silicone - realistic dildo by Vixen Creations, Inc - review by SydVicious

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Handy Randy

Randy is a hand crafted 100% silicone dildo. This toy is shorter than most dildos with the same girth. It a great filling toy without the unusable 12 inch shaft.
Thick, great color, suction cup, Pure Silicone
May be too thick for some.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
I have had my eye on Randy for some time now. I wanted to try a more girthy toy but most toys I found have a very long and thick shaft. I don't really enjoy a super long shaft so I thought Randy was the one for me.

Randy is 6 1/2 inches in total length with a 5 1/2 inch insertable length. He has a large 6 3/4 inch circumference. He is a big boy.. the thickest toy I have ever used. He gives a nice fill without bruising your cervix. ;)

The shape of randy is kind of a semi phallic. He obviously looks like a penis but very smooth and almost cartoon-ish. He doesn't really have any veins or texture, but he does have a slight curve to the shaft. I feel like Randy can really be used by anyone. He has a suction cup, a flared base and is harness compatible. He also fits (barely) on the liberator wing. So if you can take his size, Randy has what you need.

The suction cup on Randy seems to work well. If using him in the shower, as always it's better to apply the suction before the walls or tile gets wet. Randy weighs about a pound so the weight and slippery shower walls won't hold a suction very well.

Randy is hand crafted in the United States out of 100% pure silicone. He is a beautiful marbled purple with a little bit of shimmer. I always love a toy that is as pretty as it is functional.

Cleanup is super easy with Randy, anti-bacterial soap or toy cleaner and rinse with warm water. You can also toss him in the dishwasher or boil for 3 minutes to sterilize.

Water based lubes are safe to use with Randy.. and you are gonna need it with this big boy.
Follow-up commentary
There are things about Randy that I LOVE and things I thought I would love that I don't really love. Randy is girthy.. very girthy and I love that about him. He is also very short considering his circumference, and I thought that I would love that but sometimes it's just not enough length. I don't always use all the length on my longer toys, but after using Randy and not having the length I realized that it's better to have it and not use it than to not have it and want it. Randy is still great; his circumference fills nicely, but his length is just not good for thrusting.
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  • elrique
    Very useful, definetly not quite as big as it seems!
  • lovebites
    thanks for the review!
  • Bi-Pedal Draon
    Wow... 56 reviews?! Nice! And thanks for this one!
  • DemonSlayer
    Thank you for the review!
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