Yes, I know the toy's official name is Randy. *I* call him Mr. Purple. A cock this big DEMANDS respect. "Randy" just doesn't emphasize the immense size of this beast. It is huge! Painfully, deliciously, orgasmically huge.

I. Am. In. Love.

This bad boy is made of 100% silicone and is 100% waterproof so it can go ANYWHERE. In the shower, on the wall, on a chair, in the bed...even in the ass, although I am sooo not brave enough to even attempt it. However, with the wide, suction-cup base, if I ever felt like having my ass stretched to soda-can proportions, I could at least do so without worrying about losing this guy somewhere in deep space.

If you are worried about this dildo being too big, you may want to hold off. Randy's 6 3/4" circumference is NOT for the faint of heart. If you crave the feeling of being filled to the max, then you will LOVE Randy. He fills every size-queen fantasy I've ever dreamed, but BEST of all is that I can ride him, pound him, stick him on the wall and go at it with abandon WITHOUT worrying about my poor abused cervix! So many of the mega toys I have seen and owned are super long and/or too hard and don't allow me the freedom to REALLY lose control because I always have to manage depth. A LITTLE pain is a good thing, having my cervix punched by a hard toy is not remotely pleasant. Randy is only 6 1/2" long, and has a nice, smooth head that is gentle to my lady parts even as it stretches me out.

Randy is my favorite toy, hands down. The suction cup is incredibly strong, the dildo is durable, flexible, and perfect in size and shape. I could not ask for more with this one.

The material is 100% silicone. Tasteless and odorless, so no unpleasant rubber smell or taste. The silicone is firm but not hard. Very similar to the real thing in that respect. I once sat on this dildo while it was suction-cup attached to the chair and was impressed by the fact that the suction cup did not unseat itself, the dildo folded completely in half without breaking or creasing, and when I stood up, it popped back into shape immediately with no seeming adverse effects.

The texture is completely smooth, so much so, that if it weren't for his size, you could probably slip Randy in without lube. As it is, though, you really want to use lube with this guy.

While definitely not a good fit for the beginner or average user, Randy is perfect for someone who wants girth and strength without painful rigidity or cervix-destroying length. Nothing about Randy is discreet, and as much as I love him, I probably wouldn't try to travel with him. He is just too big, too noticeable. Also, he is quite heavy, weighing in at whopping 1 pound. It doesn't sound like a lot, but for a toy that is quite significant. I can't image this toy would escape the notice of any airport scanners, and his color and shape are quite noticeable.

As to color and shape, I found Randy quite pleasing. I think the smooth, almost shimmery purple very pretty and the shape, while definitely phallic, doesn't have that "dismembered penis" look that many dildos have. Everything about him says "toy" and not "body part I hacked off and shoved in my drawer," something I am quite happy about.

Honestly, I have nothing bad I can say about Randy. Durable, well-made, well-designed, and INCREDIBLE in use. I would highly highly recommend this toy to anyone who really wants to add a little girth in their life.

The suction cup has amazing grip, and the flared base allows this to be used in a 2" harness.

Clean up is very easy. A quick wash with soap and hot water is all I have ever needed to get this toy clean after use. However, you can put it in the top rack of the dishwasher or boil it if you need to sanitize after anal play or sharing. Randy does tend to collect dust. I tried keeping him in a velvet bag, but then he just picked up fuzzies from the bag. A quick rinse before use is all that's needed.

The toy came in a clear plastic tube with no additional information. I took out the packaging and reused the tube for storage. It is quite useful, and as you might imagine, rather large!

Randy is the dildo I always dreamed of having but was afraid to buy. I am glad I made that investment as he has made my solo play sooo much more orgasmic, and really helps out during partner play when nothing else seems to be working.