Too Big For Me!

This is a large, rigid toy. I would recommend it for ladies and gents that are looking for girth to really stretch and fill. It is sufficiently long enough as well, for purposes of grinding.
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Pros:
smooth surface, appealing shape and color
Cons:
absorbs odor and is a toy which requires actual scrubbing
Rating by reviewer:
5
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Okay, so this might be one of the more difficult reviews for me to write. I am almost always very satisfied with the toys I purchase and are gifted to me but this one is not really for me. I'm giving this toy 5 stars because although it is not what I personally want, I do believe it is exactly what it says it is.

First, I am tight and I exercise deliberately to stay tight. I have never had something even remotely this big inside me. Two fingers is perfect, three tends to be too much, and four is definitely too much. I compare this toy to at least 4 fingers, maybe even more; it's bigger around than a beer bottle. Not only is this toy big but it's very rigid as well (no squish). Second, this toy was purchased for me as a gift because my man really wants me full, stretched, and generally impaled.

So taking this into consideration, this toy effectively impaled me and absolutely filled me. I had a hard time and it took several days of being aroused first, dripping wet, and easing it into me. I don't use any lube (fortunately, I don't need it).

I really started with just the tip ( I really mean the tip, not even the whole head) and I just couldn't get it in. Little by little, day by day, I could insert a little bit more at a time until finally I just set it on the edge of the tub and lowered myself onto it. I don't know the specific anatomically correct terms but something about an inch inside me was very tight and when I was lowering myself onto this toy, finally I felt it give way and I could stuff it in. Once it's in, I can't thrust it like I generally would a nice dildo because it's just too tight. So, I grind and even then I could hardly move. I suppose it is very good for grinding considering how rigid and inflexible it really is. It doesn't flop around even under hard pressure. I swear I could feel my pulse throbbing against this toy inside me. For me, it was not a pleasurable experience. In fact, I would almost say it was painful. As far as length goes, I think I may have felt it opening my cervix, so it's certainly plenty long enough. If the base of the toy had something to grind against the clit, I think that would have been better.

However, my mate loved seeing it. He says it was beautiful to see me so stretched, so full. I was so tight around it I almost couldn't get it out. When I finally did, I had very strong contractions, which were also very visible to my mate because I was kinda gaping open.

If girth is what you are looking for, I can't imagine you not being satisfied with this thing.

On a side note, I tend to prefer glass toys, which are smooth and easy to clean. This being silicone, it developed an odor quite frequently. I would clean it and it would still smell. It smelled like me, so it's a smell I am familiar with and enjoy; however, I didn't perceive it as very sanitary.
Follow-up commentary
OOPS! Apparently I accidentally must have unrolled the washcloth this was rolled up in, and it's been resting against one of my other silicone toys. It kind of stuck to it; when I pulled the two toys apart, it left a really strange bumpy texture. Since I've never really been "in love" with either one, I chucked them both. Hopefully nobody unwraps them in the garbage or they fall out or anything - how embarrassing that would be? I rolled them up in a newspaper and stuffed them into an empty cereal box.
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My Randy silicone tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bdsm
    • Gag gift
    • Heavy play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • General
    [ ? ]
    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Fill
    • Impale
    • Stretch
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  • r00ster
    r00ster  
    Thanks for posting
  • Boyfriend
    Boyfriend  
    thank you
  • AnnieMouse
    AnnieMouse  
    Thanks for posting
  • AnnieMouse
    AnnieMouse  
    Thanks for posting
  • LittleMissy
    LittleMissy  
    Thanks!
  • nettepooh
    nettepooh  
    nice review
  • roskat
    roskat  
    How odd that it absorb scents like that from vaginal use.
  • raffi
    raffi  
    Other similar toys that i have don't have a stink like this one
  • TJtheMadHatter
    TJtheMadHatter  
    Thanks for your review. Sorry this didn't work out for you.
  • raffi
    raffi  
    my mate likes seeing it, even though it kinda does nothing for me there's a certain pleasure involved in doing something for him that he's so into
  • chi chi
    chi chi  
    ha, it smells. gross
  • Real or memorex
    Real or memorex  
    Thanks for the review!
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