Randy silicone - dildo by Vixen Creations, Inc - review by raffi

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Too Big For Me!

This is a large, rigid toy. I would recommend it for ladies and gents that are looking for girth to really stretch and fill. It is sufficiently long enough as well, for purposes of grinding.
smooth surface, appealing shape and color
absorbs odor and is a toy which requires actual scrubbing
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
Okay, so this might be one of the more difficult reviews for me to write. I am almost always very satisfied with the toys I purchase and are gifted to me but this one is not really for me. I'm giving this toy 5 stars because although it is not what I personally want, I do believe it is exactly what it says it is.

First, I am tight and I exercise deliberately to stay tight. I have never had something even remotely this big inside me. Two fingers is perfect, three tends to be too much, and four is definitely too much. I compare this toy to at least 4 fingers, maybe even more; it's bigger around than a beer bottle. Not only is this toy big but it's very rigid as well (no squish). Second, this toy was purchased for me as a gift because my man really wants me full, stretched, and generally impaled.

So taking this into consideration, this toy effectively impaled me and absolutely filled me. I had a hard time and it took several days of being aroused first, dripping wet, and easing it into me. I don't use any lube (fortunately, I don't need it).

I really started with just the tip ( I really mean the tip, not even the whole head) and I just couldn't get it in. Little by little, day by day, I could insert a little bit more at a time until finally I just set it on the edge of the tub and lowered myself onto it. I don't know the specific anatomically correct terms but something about an inch inside me was very tight and when I was lowering myself onto this toy, finally I felt it give way and I could stuff it in. Once it's in, I can't thrust it like I generally would a nice dildo because it's just too tight. So, I grind and even then I could hardly move. I suppose it is very good for grinding considering how rigid and inflexible it really is. It doesn't flop around even under hard pressure. I swear I could feel my pulse throbbing against this toy inside me. For me, it was not a pleasurable experience. In fact, I would almost say it was painful. As far as length goes, I think I may have felt it opening my cervix, so it's certainly plenty long enough. If the base of the toy had something to grind against the clit, I think that would have been better.

However, my mate loved seeing it. He says it was beautiful to see me so stretched, so full. I was so tight around it I almost couldn't get it out. When I finally did, I had very strong contractions, which were also very visible to my mate because I was kinda gaping open.

If girth is what you are looking for, I can't imagine you not being satisfied with this thing.

On a side note, I tend to prefer glass toys, which are smooth and easy to clean. This being silicone, it developed an odor quite frequently. I would clean it and it would still smell. It smelled like me, so it's a smell I am familiar with and enjoy; however, I didn't perceive it as very sanitary.
Follow-up commentary
OOPS! Apparently I accidentally must have unrolled the washcloth this was rolled up in, and it's been resting against one of my other silicone toys. It kind of stuck to it; when I pulled the two toys apart, it left a really strange bumpy texture. Since I've never really been "in love" with either one, I chucked them both. Hopefully nobody unwraps them in the garbage or they fall out or anything - how embarrassing that would be? I rolled them up in a newspaper and stuffed them into an empty cereal box.
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My Randy silicone tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bdsm
    • Gag gift
    • Heavy play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • General
    [ ? ]
    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Fill
    • Impale
    • Stretch
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  • r00ster
    Thanks for posting
  • Boyfriend
    thank you
  • AnnieMouse
    Thanks for posting
  • AnnieMouse
    Thanks for posting
  • LittleMissy
  • nettepooh
    nice review
  • roskat
    How odd that it absorb scents like that from vaginal use.
  • raffi
    Other similar toys that i have don't have a stink like this one
  • TJtheMadHatter
    Thanks for your review. Sorry this didn't work out for you.
  • raffi
    my mate likes seeing it, even though it kinda does nothing for me there's a certain pleasure involved in doing something for him that he's so into
  • chi chi
    chi chi  
    ha, it smells. gross
  • Real or memorex
    Real or memorex  
    Thanks for the review!
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