Love & Marriage Love & Marriage

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Oh Jesus, Jesus, Jesus! WTF?!

Love & Marriage doesn't really do a good job of representing either term. It does however do a good job of defining repetitive, boring, and LOL. My partner and I were very unimpressed with this porn and feel that most couples will be left wanting more too. The best part for me was that the guys wore the cutest and sexiest undies!
Published:
Pros
Some attractive cast members, good lighting, decent story, DVD and BlueRay
Cons
Annoying sex noises, Jesus?, some gross genitalia, repetitive, little anal play
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Content / Genre / Audience



Love & Marriage is a porn/erotic film directed and produced by Robby D. and presented by the lovely Digital Playground. This film seems to be directed towards hetero-sexual couples, perhaps those who like lesbian play, and those who like a bit of a story. My partner and I fit into those categories and we hated it. I recommend this for guys who don't mind repetition. It wasn't the best couples movie or solo movie for either of us.

STORY:
The story is decent. An attractive woman has the perfect husband sexually and as a marriage partner (or so she thinks). She goes to see a psychiatrist because she doesn't understand why she needs and wants more. She is trying to figure out what is missing. The story cycles back and forth between her sessions with her therapist, her sexual encounters with her husband, their friends sexual encounters, and her cheating husbands extra marital affairs.
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    • Hetero
    • Rough & mild scenes
    • Threesome scenes

Actors

*Scores are based on their sexual performance + appearance (out of 5)*

FEMALE STARS:

1. Kayden Kross: ***
Scenes: # 3, 5
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2. Breanne Benson: **
Scenes: #4
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3. Jessie Andrews: **
Scenes: #1, 4
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4. Lisa Ann: *****
Scenes: #2
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MALE STARS:

1. Scott Nails *****
Scenes: #1, 3, 4, 5?
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2. Manuel Ferrara **
Scenes: #5?
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3. Mick Blue ***
Scenes: #1
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4. Tommy Gunn ***
Scenes: #2
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    • Good acting / chemistry
    • Male/female cast

DVD Features

This film is quite unique. It comes with both the DVD disc and the Blue-Ray disc in the same case. It is shot in wide-screen (16:9) which is lovely for those newer plasma TVs. The film is just over an hour and a half long.

Features:
- Behind the Scenes
- Chapter Selections
- Photo Gallery/slide show
- Other porn trailers

The packaging is very nice, but it isn't discreet. The cover doesn't have a whole lot of graphic nudity, but the back does. Even the side shows bare boobs, but it is so small that is would go unnoticed if among a DVD collection.
    • Attractive design
    • Not very discreet packaging
    • Scene selection

Experience

*His/Hers scores are from my boyfriend and my points of view (out of 5)*

The film got me excited from the start. It begins with very sensual music and images while displaying the star's names. The opening scene shows the main female character at a therapist. She is obviously upset. She is there because she is not happy with her marriage. Her husband is perfect but she wants more and doesn't know why.

Scenes:

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#1: A birthday party with unknown characters (at the time): There are three males and two females. One of the males is having a birthday and his buddy sets up for one of their female friends to give them both a sexual treat. The friend sits and watches them as they make out. We immediately noticed a few off putting things. 1. The music was creepy. 2. She has barely any boobs or ass. 3. She looks super young (turns out-barely 18). She gives oral to both guys by switching off. I was very impressed with how she gave oral. My partner and I are turned off by girls who gag and shove dicks in their mouth til they cry. By this point I realized that the music was gone and there was no background noise. This is nice for those who like to hear every slurp etc though. As they switch off oral, the other guy sits and masturbates. They also switch off having sex with her in a few different positions, but never at the same time. One guy finishes on her back/butt, then the other jacks off onto her mouth/face.

His: **
Pros: the girl's stockings
Cons: situation (2 guys, 1 girl), no ass or tits

Hers: **
Pros: her hair
Cons: not attracted to cast, ass pimples!

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#2: By this point we have figured out that the guy from the first scene is the husband and he is an obvious cheater. They are sitting and eating with another couple. The couple leaves them and sneaks off to the kitchen where they share some foreplay with whipped cream. We were happy to see a big bootie and chest. They give each other oral before he fucks her in a few different positions. Then there is a random cut to him finishing on her face.

His: ***
Pros: her clothing, nice breasts
Cons: dumb guy, unrealistic scene

Hers: ***
Pros: female body type
Cons: guy, no anal

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#3: The main couple is talking about why he loves her. He cannot give her a good enough reason, but sweet talks her into sex. They start to make out on the bed and it is quickly apparent that the female makes some very annoying noises! It feels like she is faking and over-exaggerating. It gets a bit better when they give oral in the 69 position and then she starts to ride him. The angles got quickly repetitive however and it all went down hill when she screamed "Oh Jesus Jesus Jesus!". She then starts to do some really weird whispering and we could not wait for this scene to be over. It was far too long. Just when it seems like she is about to cum, the scene cuts to him cumming on her face.

Him: **
Pro: she is attractive, if muted it would be ****
Con: boobs, annoying whispering, crazy yelling

Her: **
Pro: female is attractive, more realistic
Con: Jesus worship, boobs


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#4 The husband introduces the secretary and new assistant at his work place. He has them get acquainted with each other by having a threesome with them in his office. The scene starts with the two girls kissing.
They do a three way oral chain before the guy starts to give oral and finger them both at the same time. Then they switch off having sex with the guy and giving oral to each other before they give him oral at the same time. He predictably finishes on their faces. My boyfriend could not stop laughing that the cum on one of the girls looked like a Hitler stash.

Him: ***
Pro: two girls one guy
Con: girls not my type at all

Her: ***
Pro: decent angles and long shots
Con: one girl was unattractive, annoying noises, repetitive

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#5: The wife asks for a divorce when he is crapping...husband says the shrink is messing with her head. Does she let him fix it? You will have to watch to find out! The last scene is between her and a guy I will not name (don't want to ruin it!). In a hurried passionate frenzy, she gets fingered while she gives the guy a hand job. There is lots of oral and even a bit of anal fingering and licking. YEAY! Unfortunately, we were really turned off by the uncircumcised penis. The one that appears earlier in the film, did not bother us, but this one was different. After this, we were bored and turned off by the gagging, face fucking, dialog, and noises. The girl is inaudible. When she says "Fuck me faster!," it sounds like "Fucking bastard!". And when she says "Fuck me!," it sounds likw "Fugly!". We were laughing too hard to even attempt to be aroused. They finish the same as all the other scenes. BORING!

Him: *
Pro: she is still attractive
Con: very annoying, boring, too long

Her: *
Pro: anal play and spanking
Con: annoying noises, uncut penis, gagging, too long

So overall, we really didn't like this film. The scenes were repetitive and had too many annoying things in them. The angles and lighting were good though. There were a few attractive stars but their scenes were much better muted. We have decided to give this 2 stars. FAIL.
Follow-up commentary
My partner nor I wanted to keep this so we passed it off to someone else. After seeing this film and not liking it, we wanted to see something different for a change. If you are new to porn, you will likely appreciate this film much more.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Crystal1
    Love the his and hers pros and cons! At least you got to have fun mocking this!
  • Contributor: ~LaUr3n~
    Thanks!
  • Contributor: Penguin
    I totally thought you were kidding about making that the title!
  • Contributor: ~LaUr3n~
    Nope!
  • Contributor: kinky girlfriend
    I still want this lol
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