Crazy Girl lip balm by Classic Erotica - review by Allison.Wilder

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Crazy Girl lip balm for the win!

Crazy Girl's Wanna Be Kissable Tropical Lip Moisturizer by Classic Erotica is a great buy for anyone that likes to keep their lips moisturized. It glides on smooth, isn't gritty, feels completely natural and tastes and smells like yummy bananas. It dries quickly and needs frequent re-application, especially if you're eating or drinking. Overall, it's a great product and well worth the price tag.
Smooth, glides on easily, not at all gritty, feels natural, delicious taste, smells great.
Needs to be applied frequently, dries fast.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Crazy Girl's Wanna Be Kissable Tropical Lip Moisturizer by Classic Erotica is a snazzy tube of lip balm, with some extra goodies for extra moisture and protection.

If you have really sensitive lips or are prone to allergic reactions, check out the full ingredient list to make sure that none of the ingredients will trigger a reaction.

This is a great product for any person who wants to moisturize their lips. It's intended for girls/women, but it can also be used by men as long as they don't mind that it's called 'Crazy Girl' lip balm. It can easily be given as a gift or used as a stocking stuffer as the packaging doesn't even hint that this came from an adult site.

This balm has a minimal ingredient list which is great. What's even better is that two of the four ingredients in this product are sunscreen for protection against harmful UVA/UVB rays.

Full ingredient list for reference:
Octinoxate (7%), Oxybenzone (4%), Vitamin E, Aloe Vera.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bridal gift
    • Lip balm
    • Mood enhancer
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Lip moisturizing
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

This balm is so smooth and glides on effortlessly. It's not sticky, gritty or otherwise textured which is amazing.

It's thin enough to be considered lightweight on your lips and thick enough to actually make you feel like your lips are getting the moisture they need.

If you're guilty of applying lip balm rather generously, this won't make you feel like you just caked it on and have gooey junk all over your lips, either.

It doesn't leave your lips feeling greasy, oily or slick, just silky smooth and quite honestly, very kissable.

    • Smooth
    • Thick
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

Crazy Girl lip balm is a tube of tropical goodness. It has a delicious light banana scent and flavor, with just a hint of coconut. It doesn't have that typical wax taste to it when you lick your lips. It reminds me a lot of how tanning lotions and oils smell.
    • Light smell
    • Light taste
    • Smells good


My only complaint about Crazy Girl is that it's not long-lasting. I found that even when I applied it generously, like I always do anyway, I was re-applying it every half hour or so. I was applying it more often if I was going from outside to inside or if I was drinking something. It just doesn't last the way I'd like.

It absorbs nicely into your lips, so washing it off shouldn't be an issue, but if for some reason you want to wipe it off, a damp washcloth does the trick.

It does feel very natural when applied, but as it's drying it can feel a little sticky. Pressing your lips together quickly resolves that issue though.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Feels natural
    • Reapply often


Crazy Girl lip balm comes in a standard chapstick style tube. The tube is white and covered by a light pink sticker.

The packaging is discreet and has minimal information, but it does list the ingredients and states that it's SPF 15. It's more than discreet, but it's lip balm so it doesn't really need to be discreet.

It's small and portable, easily slipped into any pocket, purse or bag for travel purposes.

This would make a wonderful gift or stocking stuffer.

Something noteworthy about the packaging is that it lists a phone number to call for ingredient questions.
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Minimal
    • Travel friendly

Special Features

+UVA/UVB protection
+SPF 15
+PABA Free
+Aloe Vera
+Vitamin E
+Made in the USA


I'm an avid collector of all things lip balm. I'm the type of girl who has four or five in my purse at all times and this is just another one to add to the collection and I actually enjoy using it because it doesn't leave me feeling sticky and gross.

My boyfriend actually hates the taste of most of my flavored lip balms, so I was pleasantly surprised when after a quick kiss the first time I used it, his exact words were, "Yum, you taste like bananas."

This is definitely a keeper.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Ryanne
    Thanks for the review might have to try this
  • Hazeleyes2012
    Great review thanks!
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    Great Review, Thanks!
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    Thank you for the review.
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    Thanks for the review
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    Thanks for the review
  • Zombirella
    Great work! I wasn't as big of a fan of it as I was the Not Soap Radio balms though.
  • Allison.Wilder
    Thanks everyone for reading!

    @Zombirella, I've never even heard of those balms before! I'll definitely be checking them out though! Thanks.
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    Nice review!
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    married with children  
    good review, thanks for sharing.
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    Nice review, thank you!
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    thanks for the info.
  • Allison.Wilder
    Thanks for reading!
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    nice review
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