Crazy Girl lip balm by Classic Erotica - review by marshmallow

Crazy Banana Girl

I love this lip balm and will use it until it runs out. However, I don't think I'll be purchasing it again because of the priciness. It's a great, high quality lip balm, but I don't think any lip balm is worth $6.99.
Long lasting, banana flavored
Price, waxiness
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I use my Crazy Girl lip balm everywhere I go. I always carry it with me as it's replaced all of my other lip balms. I am very picky about my lip balms; they can't smell too strong, or feel too buttery or cakey. Crazy Girl does the trick. It's also an SPF 15, so it keeps my lips looking great and glossy while also protecting them from the sun.
    • Lips

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

This lip balm is pretty waxy, but I like that feeling. I've always had a problem with licking all my chapstick off too fast, so then I'd never wear any and my lips would get so chapped. However, this waxy consistency makes me steer clear of licking my lips, because it's not a very good texture to taste. The waxiness may not be for everyone, but I find it glides on really well and the waxiness helps it stay longer. It's also pretty thick and doesn't require doing excessive swipes to get it on properly.
    • Thick

Taste / Aroma

This lip balm tastes super banana-ish. I was a little skeptical of this at first because I'm not the biggest banana fan; however, this also kept me from licking my lips too much and wiping off all the lip balm. It smells good, but it does taste a little strange. My partner doesn't mind the banana taste, but she is a little shocked by how strong it tastes because she doesn't like bananas either. It's not a bad taste, but it takes you by surprise. It smells better than it tastes.
    • Smells good
    • Strong taste


A little goes a long way with this lip balm. I try not to swipe it across my lips too much - maybe two or three times. I applied it more heavily when I first got this balm and it made my lips too waxy. You could see it piling up on my lips which was really gross. I know now to use it sparingly - which is great, because there's more of it! It really helps my lips get smooth and soft, and makes them shine.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Feels natural


I love the packaging: it's feminine and tiny. It's a standard chapstick tube size.
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Easy to use / dispense
    • Travel friendly
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