Crazy Girl lip balm by Classic Erotica - review by js250

Sweet Kisses, Naughty & Tasty Foreplay...You Go Crazy, Girl!!

Get Crazy, Girl!! Go tropical and sweet with a bit of a sugar cookie thrown in for good measure with this fun and sassy lip balm. A thin waxy coating does remain on your lips until it is absorbed, but a slight plumping from the moisture in your lips and the velvety smoothness afterwards almost makes it worthwhile. Of course, the added kisses and little nibbles form your partner--definitely worthwhile!! Have fun exploring your crazy side...
Cute, fun, sassy packaging.
Safe for gift giving.
Fun and tasty in foreplay....
Thin waxy feeling until absorbed.
Lack of ingredients list.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Crazy Girl's Wanna Be Kissable Tropical Lip Moisturizer is a wonderful and sassy gift for older teens on up. The aroma, taste and packaging makes it very fun, portable and adds a dash of sexy sass to your day. Toss it in your purse, car or jacket pocket and take it with you for a quick freshen up.

This is obviously used as a lip balm and moisturizer. The Aloe and Vitamin E does a great job of that and the added sweetness will brighten your day as it smooths the lips. I also enjoyed this as a flavored nipple teaser, for him and I, and an added bonus was my nipples were amazingly soft afterwards. I tried this as a penis teaser. My hubby can occasionally get a bit of chaffing from the pump sleeves and vibrating cock ring. Applying this first and adding a bit of oral teasing first made the chaffing disappear completely--and it has not returned!!

A cute and fun birthday, Valentines Day, Christmas stocking stuffer, Mother's Day or Sweet 16 gift or addition to a gift basket, this tube of lip balm is also practical and safe. How is it safe, well--it has an SPF of 15 for more lip protection!

lip balm
nipple balm
penis balm-prevents chafing
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay-his and hers
    • Great gift
    • Versatile
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bath / shower
    • Sexy teasing
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Lips
    • Nipples
    • Penis

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

One swipe along the top and bottom lip is fully effective in coating them well. This balm glides on easily and stays in place. It is a bit thinner than other tube style balms, but does have a soft, waxy coating that is super thin but present. This does make you feel the protection on your lips and adds a plumpness from the moisture. This is not a plumper, however!

The rapid absorption of the thin coating makes it tolerable in the interim and the soft, full, moisturized lips look and feel healthy. I know I get a lot more kisses than usual due to the sweet taste and soft lips. Sometimes I it me or my lip balm that he really wants?

This feels creamy and waxy on your lips, leaves a velvety feel after absorbed into the skin and is overall a decent moisturizer. I do recommend a stronger balm for winter, extreme chapping and dry, windy climates.
    • Creamy
    • Slick
    • Waxy

Taste / Aroma

Crazy Girl Lip Balm has a very light and delicious aroma. It reminds me of a sugar cookie base, with a hint of the fruity, 'Juicy Fruit' gum by Wrigley's and an always present, but super faint, toasted coconut aroma floating in the background. The combination sounds a bit interesting, but when it is mixed together, it is absolutely delicious! The aroma gets very faint in a minute or two--but does faintly remain until the lip balm has absorbed into your lips, about 30-45 minutes. (This drove my dog absolutely insane!! I have never seen a small dog try so hard to get a non-existent cookie!!)

The lip balm has a sweet flavor that is, again, similar to a sugar cookie and the Wrigley's gum mixed together. It is very pleasant and only lasts for a minute, but a sweetness lingers that reminds me of the taste after I have eaten Christmas cookies. This sweetness lasts about an hour. Unfortunately, I really want to lick my lips, a big no in these dry winter months!
    • Light smell
    • Light taste
    • Smells good


The Crazy Girl Lip Balm remained on my lips about 30 minutes after applying. I tried very hard not to lick my lips and that was the best estimate I could get. It did absorb into my lips and made them very smooth, soft and supple. This moisturized feeling remained about 1-2 hours, depending on if I was indoors or outdoors. If I was outside in the windy, cold and dry weather my lip balm was gone in about one hour. Indoors it did last a significant amount of time longer. Reapplication may be necessary, depending on the shape of your lips to begin with.

There is a definite smooth but waxy feeling on my lips. It is light and not unpleasant, but for those who hate anything resembling a coating on their lips, you may want to rethink this item. I did not mind, it helped me to feel a bit more protected in the wind than basic lip balm from the drug store. It is not a heavy duty moisturizer, though. For damaged lips you will need to continue with your lip care and use this as a fill in.

Removal was pretty easy. You can either lick it off completely--not recommended--or you can wash this with a warm washcloth and a mild soap. I did find that if I wiped my lips with a dry cloth, the balm was pretty much gone and only a very slight amount remained.

I love the smell, the soft coating and the faint sweetness. The waxy and light coating does feel good on my moisturized lips and my husband loves kissing and tasting my lips. Okay, seriously--I really love teasing the dogs, but we will keep that part between us!!
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Light waxy coating
    • Spf 15


This balm comes packaged in a basic Chapstick style applicator. This is a bit more than what you normally buy at the drug store, being 4.5 grams, where Blistex and Chapstick is only 4.25 grams. There is a pink, plastic wrapper that has a perforated area at the cap. Just twist to break the perforations and you will have access to the balm.

Special Features

---A full list of ingredients is not available at this time. I am researching this via the company and will list one as it comes available.--

Known Ingredients:
Octinoxate 7% Sunscreen
Oxybenzone 4% Sunscreen
Aloe Vera
Vitamin E

Benefits Listed:
--PABA Free
--Made in the USA
--SPF 15
--Tropical Lip Moisturizer

This lip product is made for Classic Erotica by Holiday Products.
Follow-up commentary
I am so glad I also ordered the Crazy Girl Gift Bag and got another tube of this luscious lip balm/erotic foreplay teaser!! The fun we have trailing it over our bodies for the other person to taste is heavenly, seductive and oh, so erotic!

Discovering new, secret places to explore and going back over our favorite ones makes this balm a definite keeper--one we will make sure to keep on hand. So get brave, pop the top and have some sweet, sexy fun!
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  • Mrs.Tee
    Definetely sounds like this is worth the buy. Thanks for the great review
  • LoneOokami
    thanks for the info.
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