Silky sheets - spray by Classic Erotica - review by Lady Neshamah

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File 13 if you would, please.

Silky Sheets is what Twitter would call The Fail Whale. Every little thing that I had hoped that it would do it didn't come through on. If anything, Silky Sheets was more of a turn-off than a turn-on. The can ended up in my husband's and my File 13 very fast.
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Pros? What pros?
Cons:
Doesn't do a thing that it's supposed to and is a turn-off.
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My husband and I have a little joke that he is my dragon. And he loves mangoes, so they are called dragon treats. He just loves the smell and the taste of them. So when I see something that would spice things up for sex that is mango, I always get it.

The orange mango Silky Sheets was no different. It was, "Oooooo, this could be fun and just add to the bedroom play. He will love the smell and it should make us both a bit more extra-horny. And it should make the bedding feel good and soft. It should also help dry up the lube dribble as well."

But Silky Sheets was a total failure in everything I had hoped it would be.

We sprayed Silky Sheets on our play blanket to make the fleece softer. We were very happy that we laid out our play blanket on the bed. The spray got everywhere. I aimed it at the blanket, following the instructions of holding it a few inches above the blanket. But the powder stuff just blasted all over the blanket. It left a white residue all over the blanket that was a bit visually off-putting.

It didn't smell a thing like oranges or mangoes. It smelled like aerosol and baby powder -- not the most sexually stimulating scents. The baby powder wasn't that bad, but the aerosol made me think that someone just used a whole can of 80's hairspray in the bedroom -- definitely a sexual turn-off.

We let the bed dry for a bit, but when we got on, the stuff felt wet the whole time we were having our session. It didn't do a damned thing to help dry the lube that dripped as we played.

Our cuddly fleece blanket still felt like a cuddly fleece blanket. Silky Sheets didn't do a thing to soften the blanket at all. And the sheets that it got on also didn't feel any different at all either.

I have no idea about the pheromones that are supposed to be in Silky Sheets, but my husband and I were so put off by the stuff that it actually counteracted any pheromones that were supposed to be in it.

Once we finished our fun, the can of Silky Sheets was tossed into File 13. Translation: it got tossed in the trash. It just wasn't worth the space that it was taking up.
Follow-up commentary
There really was no point in me keeping around my bottle of Silky Sheets. I hated it so much to start with that I tossed it out. Why keep around something that is just taking up the space?
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My Silky sheets tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Mood enhancer
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
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  • BadassFatass
    BadassFatass  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Fuck it.
    Fuck it.  
    Suspicions confirmed. Thanks for reviewing!
  • Stephanie Marie
    Stephanie Marie  
    Thanks for the review!
  • melianofvalinor9
    melianofvalinor9  
    That stinks that it didn't work well for you.
  • reysgirl83
    reysgirl83  
    Thanks for the review!
  • VioletMoonstone
    VioletMoonstone  
    Oh no! =[ Thanks for your honesty!
  • Stinkytofu10
    Stinkytofu10  
    Yikes on the blasted powder. Thanks for the info, I'll avoid this product.
  • jmex83
    jmex83  
    Thanks for the review
  • MK434
    MK434  
    Thanks for the review! Sorry you didn't like it!
  • Mrs.Tee
    Mrs.Tee  
    Defientely sounds like a huge dissapointment. Thanks for sharing
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