Has your gyno ever said anything *funny*?

My OBGYN asked me, while he was feeling around inside, when the last time I got fucked was. I laughed so hard I pushed his fingers out of my vagina and he couldn't continue until I stopped.

Mine has never said anything about my vaginal exam but the last time I was there, the little dixie napkin they make you wear as a top for the breast exam slid open a little and he stopped mid-exam and was almost gawking at my sternum piercing. He'd never seen one and didn't know it was even done and instead of seeming put off or freaked out he was absolutely fascinated. I actually let him feel the part of the bar that's under my skin and he was totally obsessed with it the rest of the time I was there.... methinks my gyno has a bit of a kinky side. Good for him

I think all I've really gotten was her asking about my tattoos cuz she thought they were pretty sweet.

I'd be more concerned about having an ICD unit (emergency defib) used on me if I had any non-visible dermal piercing.

I would assume with all the PC & lawsuits flying around nowadays that they would be too cautious to be funny.

My gynecologist is also my family doctor, so she's known me for 14 years. We usually joke with each other - she says stuff like "Cold duck lips" for the speculum, and has joked with me about dying my pubic hair pink. We are just very comfortable with each other. She's a mom too. And she has been there for me and my kids so many times. I really appreciate her.

I don't have a "steady" gyno, I just utilize university health services for my annual check-ups down there. When I went last year, the gyno was probing around with a finger and I winced because it was cold and it *hurt*. I said "ow" in a really tiny voice, and she grinned at me and said, "If you'd actually enjoyed that, I'd probably have to send you to the psych ward instead."

Mine have never said anything really funny, but my latest one is probably the most chatty doctor I've ever had. It's amazing the subjects we talk about during an exam at times.

It wasn't my gyno but when I was in labor one of the nurses came in to check how things were progressing and she loudly exclaimed "Oh! You have an earring down there!!" (I have a vertical clitoral hood.) My family was right outside the open door at the time. (The curtains were pulled so you couldn't see in.)

When I was getting my IUD inserted my gyno said "Whoops...dammit. Um...come here." and motioned for the nurse aide.

I asked what's wrong and he yelped "Nothing!"

"Did you break my vagina???"

"No, not yet, hon. Now shut up or I'll insert this in your colon."

Did have one comment when I was 23 and married: "Are you sure you aren't a virgin?"

Me: "I wouldn't forget something like that, believe me."

(I lost my viriginity at 18, but my husband was a dead fish in bed, so I never got stretched out proper.)(Not that he had anything to stretch me with.)

My old OBGYN, the guy who caught my kids, had a fantastic, freaky side. He would tell me filthy jokes during painful procedures (like amnios) to make me laugh and calm me down. Some of my friends didn't like him because they said, "He uses crude words during exams." Sheesh. I love him dearly.

He's moved and I have a new younger GYN now.

I saw him a few times for a peri-menopausal issue, and of course, they ask you how often you have sex. I had been put on a small dose of estrogen creme to help with a recent orgasm issue, and I told him my sex drive had waned a bit. We were down to 4 or 5 times a week and I said, "I'm a once or twice a day kind of girl and this is driving me crazy." He determined the Estrogen was too high for me, reduced the dose (and he's compulsive, so he's on the computer recording everything said in the conversation.) He stops and looks at me and says, "Once or twice a day?" I nodded and, trying to record what I said he said, "So, would you say you have a 'ravenous appetite' for sex?" OMG. I started to laugh and said, "If that's the way you see it."

Ravenous? I'll have to let him know the reduced estrogen dose thing worked on the Drive Issue.

I've gotten the 'compliment' that I have a 'very open cervix' from one lady. I never see the same doctor, I just use the women's clinics in the area. I have white coat syndrome, but I absolutely need my oral contraceptives.

Oh, gynecologists can make some good threats. My grandma is a OBGYN and once, when a husband was being a nuisance during a difficult birth, she threatened to shove a speculum up his rear if he didn't shut up about how his wife 'didn't need an epidural' and was 'making too much of a fuss' during heavy labor.

None has said anything funny, necessarily, but they all seem to change their attitudes when they see my tattoo down there. Either they lighten up and comment or go about their business in a much bigger hurry.

My doctor has been the family doctor basically. He sees all the women in the family. My family is ridiculously open, but I'm the worst. I was in there griping about scratching myself during masturbation once and he looked me dead on and said "Perhaps you should find someone to play with you that doesn't have long nails like yours." and turned away. I'm not sure why I found that so funny, but he made me laugh.

My obgyn is rather scatterbrained. She doesn't say anything funny and never remembers what she saw me for last time. It gets a bit frustrating sometimes. She's nice and all, but I don't think she's the best at her practice. I saw a male one before in regards to a second opinion and he was MUCH more knowledgeable and understanding.

When I was 17 or 18 and getting my annual pap smear, my doctor said "I'm having trouble finding your cervix." I wasn't very in touch with my body at the time and had to say that I'd never seen it, but my doctor didn't say anything unusual about it last year at my exam. Now I know that I have a tipped uterus and that's no big deal, and I've got to question how a doctor at an OBGYN's office would have trouble finding a cervix! I hope she was just trying to lighten the mood.