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Has your gyno ever said anything *funny*?

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Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
My old OBGYN used to be really awesome about my various bruises, flogger marks and whatnot. After asking once and being reassured it was consensual, he'd just say "oh, more fun, I see".

I liked him.

My new OBGYN diagnosed my thyroid issues by peering at my eyebrows. Weirdest thing I ever saw.
08/07/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
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Originally posted by Carrie Ann
My old OBGYN used to be really awesome about my various bruises, flogger marks and whatnot. After asking once and being reassured it was consensual, he'd just say "oh, more fun, I see".

I liked him.

My new OBGYN diagnosed ... more
Dr. House?

At least we haven't seen someone add "What IS that?" to this list.
08/07/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by Carrie Ann
My old OBGYN used to be really awesome about my various bruises, flogger marks and whatnot. After asking once and being reassured it was consensual, he'd just say "oh, more fun, I see".

I liked him.

My new OBGYN diagnosed ... more
You're lucky you have a cool doctor. I was once taken aside by a female doctor in the ER (where I went for an injury for real) where I hadn't worked and didn't know the staff. She took me aside, in a different room from My Man and really "gently" asked me, "Honey, do you get hurt a lot? Are you afraid of your husband?" OMG, I was mortified and just told her I was NOT an abused wife and to please just treat the New Year's Even injury I had come in to be treated for. I have always wondered what she wrote on my chart.

I think I got some extra pity Pain Killers out of the deal, though.
08/07/2010
Contributor: Jenna.J.Ross Jenna.J.Ross
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Originally posted by oohlookasquirrel
When I was 17 or 18 and getting my annual pap smear, my doctor said "I'm having trouble finding your cervix." I wasn't very in touch with my body at the time and had to say that I'd never seen it, but my doctor didn't say ... more
I have a very similar problem. My cervix is under my left hip.. like you go left till you hit a wall and there my cervix. Every time I go to my gyn or my surgical gyn I get the fun experience of letting them search a little before I remind them to look under my left hip. Its sorta become a standing joke between us now that they've gotten to know me
08/07/2010
Contributor: Pleasure Piratess Pleasure Piratess
Never really had anything funny said to me, but I do find it kinda funny when the doc's just chatter away as though you are uncomfortably spread wide and hanging out there...
08/08/2010