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Penis watergun
This is a penis shaped squirt gun, it's reasonably well made and effective as a squirt gun and looks quite realistic. If you're in the market for a fairly realistic looking penis shaped squirt gun, then I would definitely recommend this one.
Pros
Realistic, effective, funny
Cons
Um, not usable for insertion, not easy to clean
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Published:February 02, 2011
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$11.99
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Ex husband voodoo doll
I loved this doll from the moment I opened the package. No, I loved it from the moment I saw it on the site! I
recently had a mutual break up with my girlfriend, which broke my heart, and was looking for anything to cheer
me up. Then I saw this. It's great at relieving stress, and it makes me feel so much better. The pins included are nice, and a couple of the phrases make me laugh. This cheers me up and I'm glad I got it.
Pros
Simple, Pins Included, Small Size, Great Stress
Reliever, Recyclable Packaging.
Cons
Box is Not Descriptive Enough, Other Options (There
Are Other Dolls Like This) Not Available on EF.
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Published:January 27, 2011
Cute concept that is slightly lacking in execution and presentation. A good gag gift for your suffering friend that is a reasonable value for the price.
Pros
Good gag gift, funny concept.
Cons
Plain design, only one color, box design not ideal for gift giving, easy to lose pins.
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Published:January 14, 2010
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Booby pasta
Who said boobies and pasta can't mix? They make a lovely pasta if you ask me! From the Areola region of Italy comes Titaroni-a boobie shaped pasta where hundreds of Italian men have been enjoying the full breasted flavor for years!
Pros
Tastes normal, funny packaging, nice amount
Cons
Shape is hard to distinguish and falls apart when cooked
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Published:January 15, 2011
While this novelty item is a great concept, when it is cooked and served it is hard to distinguish the shapes. It's a great gag gift idea for anyone who wants a good laugh! Overall, the taste and quality of the noodles are good.
Pros
Great idea, cook evenly, taste like any other pasta
Cons
Hard to tell shape when cooked
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Published:December 05, 2010
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$15.99
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Pecker party lights
Planning a Christmas-time bachelorette party? Then put all the bride-to-be's presents underneath a little Christmas tree decorated with light up penises! They won't last you forever and ever, but if you're not rough, they should last a while.
Pros
Amusing, Long enough strand to decorate a mini-tree, Light up nicely
Cons
Cheap plastic cracks when inserting bulbs
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Published:December 02, 2010
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$3.99
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Dicky xmas ornaments
Not that there are many of us out there that want to make a Christmas tree of penises, but if you happen to be on that list, or just want an amusing gag gift, these are worth the money. The only real downside is that there's only 3 to a package.
Pros
Higher quality than expected, Amusing gag gift
Cons
Only 3 to a package?
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Published:December 02, 2010
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Penis squeeze keychain
The Penis Squeeze Keychain is a good keychain that really looks like a penis. The color is off from what the picture represents and it has an odd smell, but aside from that, it basically is a great keychain.
Pros
Won't burst, fun to squeeze, looks like a penis
Cons
Bad smell, brown-ish color
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Published:November 22, 2010
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Mini pecker party candles 6 pieces
Theses are a great gift for someone getting married or as a gag gift i love them so much. they are a great reminder of a fun time i had.
Pros
So cute, long lasting burn
Cons
no pretty smell
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Published:September 20, 2010
Cute center pieces needed? Naughty center pieces needed? These chode penis candles will do the trick! They can be lit and last a decent amount of time also, just don't expect more than one use or any wonderful scents coming from these bad boys.
Pros
Cute shape, decently made and performance, 3 colors
Cons
no scent, can get dinked easily,
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Published:July 22, 2010
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$12.99
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Tension titty
If you're looking to make a one time purchase, or at least once for now, this is a great buy if you can get past the oily residue and the smell. Not the greatest choice for buying in bulk however.
Pros
Fun to squeeze and play with, Pretty realistic
Cons
Lint and dirt magnet, Smell, Residue on fingers
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Published:September 09, 2010
Surprise your friends, or just have one of these sitting on your desk for conversation. Looks and feels as real as you can get for disembodied titties!
Pros
Fun to play with and surprise friends with!
Cons
Collects hair and lint, rubber chemical like smell.
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Published:August 30, 2010
This toy is really cute, the paint job is very realistic, and so is the nipple! It is fun to play with, and everyone who comes over is just drawn to it. I now need to buy at least 6 more of these for my friends. :)
Pros
Adorable, Fun to squeeze, Very realistic nipple, TITTY!
Cons
Smells bad, People are always trying to steal it from you
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Published:August 05, 2010
Stressed out? Need to squeeze something? Something soft and squishy like a tit? Than this is the tit for you. Realistic and fun to throw around and squeeze.
Pros
Stress relief, realistic Cyberskin, comes with free 1cm dildo.
Cons
Gets dirty quickly, could be bigger for the price.
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Published:July 07, 2009
Tension Titties are all the rage right now among my husband's friends. They are a great deal for the price, and are very well made. Realistic, firm, and sexy fun... these stress balls have it all in one squeezable package.
Pros
Fun, inexpensive, stress relief, realistic.
Cons
Don't come in a set.
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Published:April 24, 2009
Price:
$4.99
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Pecker ice tray
This product is a great way to start a conversation and make people laugh at a party. If your party is really getting boring, just start serving people drinks with pecker cubes in them! They will get a kick out of it!
Pros
Easy to use, funny, and cheap
Cons
Needs more cube holders
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Published:September 02, 2010
This ice tray is really awesome. I think it is fun as heck to have little penis ice cubes floating in my drink. I love that it doesn't take long at all for the ice to freeze either. This tray is great either as a present for that kinky someone in your life or a gag gift. Plus, it's really very sturdy.
Pros
Adorable, freezes quickly, easy to clean, makes other things besides ice, and very sturdy!
Cons
None.
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Published:July 25, 2010
Price:
$9.99
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Blow up penis
These blow up penises are great for a quick laugh, and come two to a box. However they'll probably be quickly forgotten unless you can come up with something creative to do to them to keep the fun going.
Pros
Box came with 2, Seem pretty durable
Cons
Almost impossible to get fully inflated, Doesn't entirely look like a penis
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Published:September 01, 2010
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Dicky bottle opener
A novelty product that actually works, really well. This bottle opener is well worth the money, even if you're only using it at the occasional party.
Pros
Actually works! Great gag gift
Cons
Plastic is kinda cheap, Metal tip can get rather stabby
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Published:September 01, 2010
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$7.99
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Pecker party necklace
Wanna get leid by a dozen peckers at once? This funny lei is great for the bachelorette to wear at her big party. It is durable and most likely survive to be kept as a keep sake.
Pros
Higher quality than expected, vibrant color, funny as hell
Cons
Not the color in the picture, can get itchy
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Published:August 28, 2010
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$2.99
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Male doodle pads
On your own, these pads will be pretty boring since there's only one image you can tinker with, but with a group, the possibilities are endless!
Pros
Can get very creative
Cons
Can be kind of boring, All the pictures are the same
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Published:August 27, 2010
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Peni-pen
This pen is so cute! I'm going to have to purchase the other one soon! I have a collection of these, and this whimsical little pen was an adorable yet sexually incorporated add. This pen rocks! It even has little testicles too and a clear little cap! (Vroom is for the lights, and Bee is for the clicky sound)
Pros
Adorable purple fuzzies, Lights up! Realistic Little pink penis.
Cons
Absolutely None!
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$4.99
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Bachelorette party pecker pens pack of 8
Eight functioning pens, that also happen to be shaped like tiny penises, and will not only fit easily into any goody bag but also provide some entertainment. It doesn't get much better.
Pros
Pen writes very well, Not too 'novelty'
Cons
Clip feels cheap, won't take too much to break probably
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Published:August 26, 2010
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$7.95
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Love notes
Great couples game for anyone feeling things have gotten a little stale and need ideas of how to get out of a rut. Coupon format book gives you 100 options to spice things up with some talk, some fun, or some sex. The high quality of this item won't leave you disappointed for the value price.
Pros
High quality construction and a reasonable price
Cons
Spicy! For intimate couples, not more casual relationships.
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Published:August 24, 2010
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$5.99
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Penis card holder assorted
Need a way to let everybody know that you're planning the seating for a bachelorette party? Then get these little penis card holders for name tags! They're great for any occasion little tiny penises are appropriate, and you can even find them in boobies for a bachelor party.
Pros
Well made, Holds well, Cute and adorable
Cons
Not everybody might want their name held up by a little penis?
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Published:August 20, 2010
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Bachelorette party bags
These bags from Pipedream are good for holding party favors for a bachelorette party, just not too many of them. The bags are on the thinner side and might rip. For the price it is a good buy for the set of 8.
Pros
functional, cheap, set of 8
Cons
different graphics, more pixilated, thin
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Published:August 08, 2010
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$3.99
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Penis birthday candles
These candles from Cal Exotics, fail to be penises and candles. They burn way to fast removing the heads and leaving scary shaft penises. The product is very cheap and the wax flakes. Don't be tempted to buy these by the low price.
Pros
NOTHING
Cons
Don't look cool, don't work well, flake, burn too fast, sand?
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Published:July 20, 2010
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$2.99
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Pecker party ring
This riDICKulous ring will probably produce more icky faces than it will laughing ones. The metal is cheap and is rusted quickly. It also turns your finger green! The good thing is that this will fit on pretty much anyone.
Pros
Funny if people notice it, fits majority of fingers
Cons
Metal is cheap, rusted already, turns finger green, not obviously phallic to others
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Published:July 15, 2010