Penis watergun - gags by Pipedream - review by Madeira

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It's All Over Your Face

This is a penis shaped squirt gun, it's reasonably well made and effective as a squirt gun and looks quite realistic. If you're in the market for a fairly realistic looking penis shaped squirt gun, then I would definitely recommend this one.
Realistic, effective, funny
Um, not usable for insertion, not easy to clean
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
This is a squirt gun, a fairly reasonably well made squirt gun. The design is simple, the "barrel" is the shaft and head of the penis, and the "handle" is the balls. It's realistically painted and appears to be reasonably sturdy, made in very hard plastic, the one weakness appears to be that the plastic seems slightly brittle. The spray is more of a spritz than a true spray and the cap is attached to the interior of the gun to prevent it from being lost, which is good.

It squirts about three feet and features a small plastic cap on the back which one can remove to fill the gun, which leaks slightly. The trigger popped off at one point, but was easily reattached. It's fairly realistic looking but being made of hard plastic and featuring a sharp seam running around the length of it, so I wouldn't recommend using it for insertion (as well it's not designed for it so yeah).

I wouldn't recommend using this to squirt anything other than water as cleaning the interior wouldn't be easy.

Basically it's a reasonably well made, reasonably effective, penis shaped squirt gun.

I bought this for my girlfriend, and she's had an immense amount of fun with it, running around the house squirting everyone and everything within range... and while its not the right gun to bring to a nerf battle or ideal for a wet teeshirt contest it's certainly a very serviceable squirt gun.

It's also well priced and reads as a penis very nicely, so its a great toy for a bachelorette party gift or any other time when a penis shaped squirt gun would be appropriate...

Honestly, I'm not sure exactly what to say about this, I'm used to reviewing vibrators not squirt guns... a fact I didn't think about until I started writing this review.
Follow-up commentary
The little handle broke off and disappeared after a few months, which is unsurprising as this is a novelty item. I still thing it's a pretty good squirt gun (though my ex got it when we broke up, and for that I shall never forgive her, you just don't take a persons's penis shaped water gun, it's like taking their pride hehe)
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    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Gag gift
  • Pleasure Piratess
    Great review.... kept me laughing the whole time. I think you might have a future as a squirt gun reviewer.
  • PussyGalore
    I first saw this and couldn't help but wonder if it would replicate a cum shot! Hahaha! I like the squirting dildos but I hear they don't hold up well.
  • Airen Wolf
    The squirt gun queen? ROFL great review
  • Eden C.
    Great review! Now I really want one!
  • Michelle Menace
    too funny..great review
  • zensgirl10
    I really want one of these now. thanks!
  • Cream in the Cupcake
    Haha! nice.
  • wetone123
    HeeHee! Great review! Thanks for the laugh!
  • curmudgeoncat
    What are the dimensions of it? They're not listed. ) :
  • Britt&Daniel
    thanks for the review
  • Pink Jewel
  • thebest
  • <3BF
    lol. funny
  • Nirelan
  • Secret Pleasure
    Good job
  • C-Rae
    LOL Nice job! Way to keep it entertaining
  • SaraU29
    Thanks for your review!
  • Bbiz
    thanks for the review!
  • SecretKinksters
    Thanks for the review! Too bad its discontinued
  • loveme
    lol this is hilarious! great review!
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