Pecker party ring by Pipedream - review by ~LaUr3n~

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This riDICKulous ring will probably produce more icky faces than it will laughing ones. The metal is cheap and is rusted quickly. It also turns your finger green! The good thing is that this will fit on pretty much anyone.
Funny if people notice it, fits majority of fingers
Metal is cheap, rusted already, turns finger green, not obviously phallic to others
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review

This is another bachelorette party accessory for a party or night on the town. The ring adorned with a penis on top can fit anyone since it has an adjustable band-which really does fit just about anyone. It could also be used on Halloween depending on what you are. I can think of a few things haha. Because of the craftsmanship, this probably will only last a night or two.


The ring is made of super cheap metal. The kind that is attached to rings that come out of 25 cent machine at Kmart. It was actually already rusted before I even opened the package. It is also really weak. If you bent it back and forth too many times it would likely snap off. The penis part is made of a hard plastic from what I can tell.


The ring itself is adjustable. It fits the majority of people, but might not fit those with small fingers. The metal would have to bend in on itself in order to do this. The penis is really only the head with a tiny bit of shaft and is about 1" high and 3/4" wide. It is mostly a peach color with some deeper pink spray painted around the bottom of the head. It doesn't really look all that much like a penis being so short.


In my test of the product I went to a bar...a gay bar at that because a friend was performing in drag show. It took 1 hour for gay guys to even notice I had a penis head attached to my finger! Worse than not being too distinguishable as a penis, the ring turned my finger green in a matter of a half hour. It was disgusting and even smelled like wet metal. Because of these two reasons, I give this riDICKulous ring 2 stars. It is made poorly and should really be taller so that more people notice the shape as phallic. It was funny once people noticed though and this is why I gave 2.
Follow-up commentary
I still don't like this much, but at the price, I might buy it again. I would make sure to use a rustoleum clear spray paint or clear nail polish on the ring before giving it to the person wearing it. I have done this on other rings to prevent rust and or the green effect and it has worked well. I suggest doing this if you are wanting to purchase this for an upcoming party.
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My Pecker party ring tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Gag gift
    • Group situations
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Play party
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  • twistedheartsx
    I can't believe this thing is $3. And watch out, I rated a product from Pipedream 2 stars and they flipped out and wanted me to remove the review, ugh.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    It's all good
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