Dicky xmas ornaments - gags by Pipedream - review by Jul!a

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Make Your Tree Just A Wee Bit Naughty

Not that there are many of us out there that want to make a Christmas tree of penises, but if you happen to be on that list, or just want an amusing gag gift, these are worth the money. The only real downside is that there's only 3 to a package.
Higher quality than expected, Amusing gag gift
Only 3 to a package?
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
I've had these for months, just waiting until I could hang them from a Christmas tree, even if there are only 3 little ornaments in the package.

I'll start off by saying that nothing about this in general is discreet. At all. But then again, if you're ordering penis ornaments, you're probably not too worried about that either. The packaging could have been a little bit smaller, since there was a ton of room outside of the 3 ornaments on display behind the plastic bubble. There's really nothing on the back, but the front makes the announcement of it being "Dicky Xmas Ornaments". It claims that these are "guaranteed to make 'em laugh," but I think a chuckle is more realistic.

What you're getting is 3 hollow penis shaped ornaments that are actually incredible detailed. Each penis is about 2 1/4" long with the plastic hook taking the total length to 3 1/2". The hook has two little design features I noticed that will help it stay in place, although you could easily remove it to replace it with a metal hook should you so choose. There's a little bit of squish and give to each penis, but unless you're melting them or in some other way intentionally causing their destruction and demise, they should last you for years of gag trees.

I did find them to be a little difficult to put on to the mini tree I was working with, but I noticed that they were also a little difficult to remove. And honestly, I'd rather have them be a little harder to get on and not fall off on their own.

Here's a few pictures for you, one to show the detailing and one to show them on a little tree.

detailing tree

Overall, I was really impressed with these. I mean, for $4 I wasn't expecting much, but they're of a high enough quality that if you wanted to make a little penis tree, it would be worth the money. I don't know who besides me would really be interested in making a penis tree, but if you are, these are worthwhile ornaments to get.
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  • BigDaddy10
    i think theses are cute maybe if you add a hook on it maybe they would go on the tree better?
  • Jobthingy
    These are killing me. I want to get them just to randomly sneak into peoples trees over the holidays
  • ToyGeek
    The perfect gift to end unwanted friendships? Fascinating product.
  • Jul!a
    BigDaddy, I don't really mind them being difficult to get on the tree, because they're also pretty difficult to knock off too

    Jobthingy, send me pictures if you do that. Please???

    ToyGeek, I had never thought of that before, lol
  • KnK
    Hmmm, good review, although I'm not jonesing to have genitalia on my Christmas tree. Lol
  • KnK
    Also, I love the previous comments! ^^
  • Jul!a
    Thanks twistedfinger! I actually made a little "penis tree" that has some lights and these ornaments. It's amusing, at least to me anyway, lol
  • ToyTimeTim
    Dicksmas tree? HAHAHA
    I love it, what fun that would be to sneak one on a friends tree. Ear-rings?
  • P'Gell
    If I didn't have kids......I'd have a boob and penis tree. Maybe that jumping snatch toy on there, too. So cute.
  • P'Gell
    JT, I have an aunt who is the "Perfect Prude." Putting a couple of these on her tree would make my Christmas.

    She gives you that look, clucks her tongue, narrows her eyes etc. For some reason I am one of her favorites. I have no idea why. I'm naughty, not nice.
  • Jul!a
    Dwtim and P'Gell, before I left for work tonight, I left the little mini tree with all of this on it on my mom's laptop for when she gets home from work, lol.

    And thanks
  • Sammi
    Those are way too funny
  • Bunnycups
    Hahaha! I so want to put these on the trees of people I know who are snobs. Thanks for the pictures. So funny.
  • Kim!
    I want a penis tree! I wish I could have one!
  • Jul!a
    Lol, thanks everyone
  • SiNn
    lol that would be hillarious to see
  • Jul!a
    It was great during Christmastime, I'll be doing it again this year lol
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