Naughty gifts and gags

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Gummy panties-strawberry

This product is amazing and guarantees fun and laughs for whatever purpose you choose to use it for. It is great as a gift for bachelorette parties or as something exciting to bring to the bedroom. This way your partner can stay between your legs for hours with no excuses, because now they have a snack if they need it.
Pros
Fun, easy to use, multi-purposed, tasty
Cons
If using this sexually, you shouldn't use with lube, whipped cream, etc. or it gets slimey.
Published:February 17, 2013
Playful party straws

I'm really impressed with the Playful Party Straws by Cal Exotics. The straws are thick and strong. The holes to the straws are quite large. The size of the holes make the straw perfect to use for any beverage, regardless of how thick the drink may be. The straws are reusable and should last a long time as long as you aren't constantly bending or biting on them. My friends are going to love them!
Pros
Thick, large hole, durable, cute, fun, functions well, pack of ten, inexpensive, reusable.
Cons
Unsure of material safety.
Published:January 06, 2013
Playful peni-squirt gun

Stick 'em up! The peni-squirt gun makes the perfect bachelorette party gag gift. Durable and decently sized this big boy can cum over and over again.
Pros
large size, holds sufficient fluids, durable, fun.
Cons
None
Published:January 04, 2013
Ice mold 5 - penis

This ice tray is perfect for anyone planning to throw a sexy party, or wanting to experiment with a bit of temperature play. And why stop at just ice? Make little jello shots, or chocolate dongs, get creative!
Pros
fun ice shapes
Cons
can only make a few ice cubes at a time, melts quickly because of shape
Published:December 26, 2012
Love Card
Electronic Gift Cards

All in all, I love the idea of these, but they could use some adjustments. If they came in smaller amounts and were of a higher quality with a more seductive or sensual design on them, I'd absolutely LOVE them.
Pros
Great gift idea, Convenient
Cons
Flimsy, High denominations
Published:December 24, 2012
Romance 2nite door pillow

This door pillow gets the point across to Mr. Oblivious in a subtle yet straightforward way. It can have multiple uses, such as that of a "Do Not Disturb" sign. It's a cute thing to have around the house that really has a purpose.
Pros
Small
Sexy
Does the job
2 uses
Cons
Pricey
Published:December 23, 2012

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GN ice chillers

GN Ice Chillers are good for the Novelty. Who wouldn't want a glass with Pecker's in it? However, these are poorly executed. These can be used in a variety of ways. Each pecker has different craftsmanship. Some seams are sharp and could be a hazard. With poor seams, they could also leak. I don't know about you, but I'm not keen on the idea of ingesting a non-toxic gel. I don't care if it is non-toxic.
Pros
Cute, Novelty, and Multi-purpose.
Cons
Sharp seams, could leak, choking hazard, and don't last long.
Published:November 25, 2012
Penis party utensils

While you won't be using these often, they are durable and can be carefuly washed to be used again. I can't say they will last forever, but you can probably use them at least 2 or 3 times, especially if just cake and ice cream is on the menu!! Add some hot fudge and these penis utensils and you are in for a delicious treat!!
Pros
durable
fun
Cons
price
Published:November 19, 2012
Good head sucker

The Good Head Sucker is an amazing tasting lollipop. I feel it is best used as a gag gift or gifts at a bridal shower. This product is suppose to help control your gag reflex and create a numbing sensation, however I did not find this to be true.
Pros
Great taste, Multiple flavors
Cons
I did not recieve any numbing feeling
Published:November 14, 2012

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$13.99
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Adult paint box

I am not artistic but my girlfriend is. She showed me ways to use my finger to draw and please her at the same time.
Pros
Brings back childhood memories of finger painting
Cons
Not a lot of paint in a bottle
Published:November 02, 2012
Luvin lamb - white

If you're looking for something to take to a party, and you don't want your weird drunk friends to stick their cocks in it, maybe you should consider this. I have some pretty weird friends who are willing to whip it out for many reasons, but Spanky remained unmolested. And damn, it was fun to have this hilarious sheep around.
Pros
Hilarious, goofy
Cons
Slightly offensive, not sure how to use seriously
Published:October 28, 2012

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$17.99
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Elephant squeaker g-string

The Elephant Squeaker G-String by Male Power is not a product I'd recommend. The stock photo makes the ears look as though they lay flat and erect against the wearer's body. This is not the case. The tapered trunk is quite thin near the bottom of it so it tends to droop off of the penis. The price is also too high for the quality of the item. If you're crafty, you could make a bunch of these for half the price of one.
Pros
Great gag gift, very stretchy waistband, soft material.
Cons
ears are floppy (unlike stock photo), tapered trunk too thin at bottom, price is too high.
Published:October 11, 2012

Price:
$10.99
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Flippin' pecker

This is an interesting, but useless, toy that can entertain you anywhere from a minute to a hour, depending on your attention span and how interesting a back-flipping penis is to you.
Pros
Interesting Design
Does Back-flips!
Stylishly dressed in a bow-tie!
Cons
No real usage
Attempts to jump off tables if wound up near the edge.
Noise Level:
Low
Published:September 25, 2012
Naughty mens boot stocking

The Naughty Boot Stocking is a great stocking that men and even women would enjoy. It is well made and will hold lots of goodies from Santa. It is a much better design than the female high heel stocking. Out of the two this is a much better deal. Together they are adorable, but I wish the Female version was the same quality.
Pros
Functional and Eye pleasing christmas Stocking
Well made
Holds lots of goodies
Cons
No color choices
Published:September 23, 2012

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$6.99
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Male attractant pheromone bracelet

This is a really cute bracelet that no one knows what it is just by looking at it. It has a bright bubblegum pink color that just stands out. It's pretty small, while it may fit most wrists - it is tricky to get over the hand. It doesn't really serve it's purpose of attracting men at all. It is purely just a bright pink, cause-looking bracelet with no scent or affects.
Pros
Cute - Comfortable - Stays Clean - Cheap - Inconspicuous
Cons
Does Not Work - Somewhat Small - No Smell - Limited Use (45 Days)
Published:September 07, 2012
Stroking peni-pen

Though Dick isn't perfect, he is an all around great guy! He loves to help me write down my grocery list and never ceases to please me with the sweet love notes he puts together. He's pretty straight forward, but I can't say I plan on introducing him to my parents. He's such a gift! I'm so pleased to have him!
Pros
- Writes Beautifully
- Knows Just What I'm Thinking
- Puts a Smile On My Face
Cons
- Doesn't Always Fully Retract
- A Little Cheap
Published:September 06, 2012

Price:
$9.99
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Shunga energy herbal supplement for men

While we were curious if some of the effects we would see would be due to the "placebo effect," we were sure that my partner did have added "ants in his pants" when he became hyped-up. It was a nice, fun time, but this isn't going to make you horny. It had no noticeable effects on his libido. He was as horny as usual. It's fun and interesting to try, and a very effective boost of energy for a special occasion.
Pros
Taste is tolerable.
Highly effective as an energy supplement.
Cons
Not 100% natural as the label says.
Pricey.
Ineffective as sexual stimulant.
Published:September 03, 2012

Price:
$11.99
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Naughty heel stocking

The Naughty Heel Stocking by Sportsheets is cute and would make a nice novelty gift. I purchased the stocking to stuff with presents at Christmas time. Sadly, the smaller size of the stocking, the pointy toes, and the thin heel don't make it the best option for filling with gifts. The boot has a cheap look and feel to it. The men's boot stocking by Sportsheets is better made, fits more, and has a nicer appearance. I won't be purchasing another one of these Heel Stockings.
Pros
cute, comes with carded tag, nice as novelty item.
Cons
pointed toe and thin heel isn't practical for stuffing with gifts, cheap appearance and feel.
Published:August 25, 2012
EdenFantasys beach towel

If you love Eden, and you love summer fun in the sun and water, you MUST grab one of these towels! They are huge, soft, and super cute!
Pros
Cute, tasteful logo, BIG
Cons
Sheds a bit while new
Published:August 20, 2012

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$9.99
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King of boobs crown

This was a pretty well manufactured product and will rank up there with any other gag gift or bachelor(ette) party items that you put out there. I was pleased with the product and hope you will be too!
Pros
Inexpensive
Creative and Funny
Decent construction for a party favor
Cons
One size
Cheap
Boobs are oddly shaped
Published:July 18, 2012