Playful peni-squirt gun - sex toy party ware by Cal Exotics - review by PropertyOfPotter

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Looking for a fun toy to give you a night of cheap thrills? Have you been looking for that perfect gift for a good friend of yours? How about looking for something fun to entertain adult guests at parties? Peni-squirt is the toy to get! It's super silly design is sure to give loads of laughs, and with a little creativity, lots of crazy memories! It is a little expensive if you plan on grabbing a bunch, but it works impressively well all things considered! Get one, you'll be happy you did!
- Fun Gag
- Cute Design
- Works Surprisingly Well
- Expensive
- A Little Cheap
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Cal Exotics takes the word 'gag' and transforms it into an super comical way to get a little laugh out of the ones you're closest to. Girl's Night peni-squirt gun is no different! This cute little squirt gun takes the fun of summertime children's play and turns it into a mature game that sure to get you wet!

This squirt gun makes a great addition to an adult themed pool party, birthday party, bachelorette party, or simply as a funny pick-me-up for a friend. As long as it's only used in the company of adults, anything goes; your imagination is the limit!

This squirt gun comes in two different colors; pink and black. It doesn't matter what gender you are or your sexual orientation, anyone can find something fun to use this toy for. The different color options are great, especially if you're having a battle. Team black against team pink! Have a good ol' fashioned water fight or get creative and turn a group of simple squirt guns into an erotic game! The sky is the limit!

- See who has the best aim by placing empty cups ten to fifteen feet away from the shooters, and see who's able to get the most fluid in the cups. Make it even more interesting by seeing who can aim and successfully fill the mouth of the special guest from 20 feet away.

- Put a liquid other than water inside the guns and shoot it into the mouths of teammates several feet away. If the person successfully guesses what the liquid is, they advance on to another activity, if not, they have to keep having it squirted at them until they guess right or the liquid is gone.

- Make a wet t-shirt contest more interesting by having partner's paired up together; one wearing the white tee, and the other holding the gun. Then judge who looks the sexiest.

- See who can empty their 'load' the quickest by doing a speed shoot.

There's a wide variety of ways this squirt gun can be used. These are only a few ideas, use your imagination and come up with some of your own!

This squirt gun is made out of a very firm, rigid plastic that's transparent. The internal workings are all the same as any squirt gun. There's a trigger that sucks the water up into a tube which then ejects it out the tip of the gun. The trigger is a flat circle that's made to comfortably rest your finger against. Unlike the rest of the toy, the trigger isn't see-through.

The whole piece is made to resemble a circumcised penis, but does lack the testicles. Though it does have a phallic shape, it is rather cartoonish and not realistically sized. The end that squirts the liquid out is supposed to be made to look like the liquid is coming from inside the penis.

Filling the gun is as simple as any squirt gun; you remove the little cap (it doesn't completely come off) toward the back of the gun, and only slightly turn on the faucet (it's much easier to fill if the water isn't running strongly). After pressing the cap back into the hole, the gun is ready for fire! No need to cock this gun, just squeeze the trigger and it's sure to discharge! The hole at the end of the gun is quite small, making the stream small as well. This might be an issue depending on what type of liquid you're planning on putting inside of it.

The water shoots out a surprising distance! It's on target at 15 feet, maybe even further than that, which is surprising for a cheaper squirt gun. When the gun is turned upside down, the water does leak out a little bit from around the cap. It's not horrible, but it does leak a little. Should you decide to empty the contents of the liquid without continuously squeezing the trigger, you can remove the cap and tip the gun upside down. The water doesn't pour out easily because of the way the cap stays in place, so it takes a while. Even with the cap removed, only large drips come out from the hole.

Length: 6 1/4"
Circumference: 7"

Care and Maintenance
If you're only using water in your gun, than cleaning and care is pretty simple. Just rinse out before use, and make sure to fully empty the gun when you're finished with play. If you're using some other type of liquid inside the gun, than you're going to need to fully clean the gun between uses. Once the gun is empty, fill the sink with warm, soapy water and fill the gun. Repeatedly squeeze the trigger to be sure the soap goes through the inner tubing. Once you feel it's clean enough, run regular water through it to fully rinse and when the water coming from the tip is clear, it's good to go!

I wouldn't suggest putting anything too thick inside this squirt gun, since the hole on the end is so small it might cause the gun to clog up and no longer work properly.

This gun can be stored just about anywhere as long as it's out of children's sight.

Peni-squirt comes in a thin plastic bag that's stapled to a cardboard hanger. The hanger doesn't have a lot of information, but does say the name of the toy, what it's for, and some information about the company and copyright. The gun is not package discreetly since you can easily see the toy through the bag. It makes a fun gift, but does lack discretion.
Follow-up commentary
I still think that this is such a comical piece! It's been cold in Maine, but once summer is here, I plan on busting out this squirt gun and squirting my husband for a change! It's been used here and there, despite the cold temperatures, and has shown no sign of wear. This gun is a super cute item to have on hand; you never know when a squirting penis might come in handy!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Everyone
    • Gag gift
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bath / shower
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
  • Fun2
    Great review as always.
  • MrWill
    This thing is hilarious lol! Thanks for a great review!
  • MistressDandelion
    Amazing review, thanks! This thing is so cute
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