King of boobs crown - gags by Cal Exotics - review by CouplesRetreat

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Silly Gift, Fun Times!

This was a pretty well manufactured product and will rank up there with any other gag gift or bachelor(ette) party items that you put out there. I was pleased with the product and hope you will be too!
Creative and Funny
Decent construction for a party favor
One size
Boobs are oddly shaped
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I happened to get one of these for my bachelor party not too long ago. For the night I was crown "King of Magambas" (my best men were the princes) and we had a pretty fun time with it. The product is a little flimsy and cheesy as is to be expected being mostly plastic, but it held up for the entire night. We went to several bars, a few "exotic" places, the crown was passed around quite a bit based on who was doing the best with the ladies that night. That may sound a bit raunchy or egotistical for guys, but we were just having some fun on my last night as a "free" man.

The one thing I wish this product had was more flash to it. I'm not talking about lights (although that would be a nice addition); I mean some fake rubies, gems, etc. That would make the product stand out a bit more. You're thinking, "It's a crown and this isn't the medieval times". You're right, but it still doesn't hurt! The reflective paint on the plastic didn't wear or crack at all and it held up well. Fingerprints show up easily, but that is expected for a smooth and reflective surface. Also, not one set of boobs fell off the crown! I was pretty surprised.

Being one size fits all, I did have some difficulty wearing this since I have a big skull, but my other friends seemed to wear it without a problem. Just be sure not to run around in it and it won't fall off your head! Lastly, the boobs are a weird shape. I get that most novelties are based off the idea of two cone-shaped breasts, but a more realistic representation would be nice.

Overall, this is a funny product which could start some conversation and fun ideas during a bachelor party. I recommend it!
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My King of boobs crown tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Everyone
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Play party
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Head
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  • Kaltir
    Thanks for the review
  • SiNn
    thanks for the review
  • Mamastoys
    cute! thanks for the review!!
  • Zombirella
    I should get one for my fiance!
  • SMichelle
    Awesome job on this review!
  • Kitka
    Interesting little gag gift, great job on the review
  • buddygreenleaf
    thanks for the review
  • LilLostLenore
    nice review saw these at spencers in the modesto mall a while back made me giggle.
  • Bzz
    gag gifts are odd.
  • heather-mooney
    funny, thanks!
  • pizzahut
    Thanks for the review.

  • Mikemanz
    that's funny!!
  • pizzahut
    Thanks for the review
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