Rude boy

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Rude boy sex toy review

I’m sure I’ll write a follow up..I’ll definitely try again..I have to, but to be perfectly honest, if this was a world where you could return toys, I would have returned this one. If anyone has had success with this guy and thinks they can point me in the right direction, please do. For now, though, I remain a prostate skeptic.
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Pros:
Goes in easy, nice powerful vibrations, great construction
Cons:
Doesn't do it for me, slips out easily, hard to keep in place
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review
I’d been eyeing this guy since I first spotted it on the website and finally decided to take the plunge. I was really interested in prostate stimulation|Prostate Stimulation Sex Toys and I’d tried the aneros before, but to my dismay was put off by the hardness of it and my lack of success at proper prostate stimulation. The Rude Boy|Rude boy Prostate massager showed promise and I picked it up hoping it would do the trick.

When it arrived in the mail I quickly unboxed it and admired my new (and expensive) toy. I loved the blue color. It had a nice powerful bullet (make sure you open it and remove the small paper that prevents it to turn on in shipping) and the material was silicone which I love in my toys. (easy to clean, you can remove the bullet and either boil or place it in the dishwasher and is great at holding heat) The toy itself is a “c” shape, with the vibe and a group of “nubs” resting on the bottom of the “c” to rest against your perineum while the other part is inside you stimulating your prostate. The toy is a little bigger than what the pics made it out to be but I was pleasantly surprised by that.

I pulled out my maximus lube|Maximus (check out my review, love this stuff), relaxed and went to town. The toy went into me relatively easily, it’s a nice easy cylindrical shape so it didn’t meet much resistance once lubed up, and got it into place (I think). I t was actually kind of amazing how much precum started coming out of my still rather flaccid cock. The base rests nicely against your ‘taint, though when you’re laying down it tends to get in the way of your balls (wasn’t really a problem when sitting on it). I turned on the vibe and tried moving it around, but didn’t really find it to be doing anything for me. After a little while I tried the other recommended use, which is sitting on it while you rock back and forth.

I sat on it and found that it slides a little too easily out of your ass... kind of a bummer when its purpose is to stay in there and give you some lovin’. (maybe if it had a ball towards the end or something to keep it in place) I finally was able to hold it in place and felt… nothing. Tried rocking back and forth and all I really felt was the shaft going in and out of my ass but no magic. Really wanting to give the toy its fair shot (and get my money’s worth), I tried moving around some more, switching positions, but always came up with the same result... nothing. I even tried just letting it sit there while I flexed my sphincter to see if I could work it, but alas, nada.

Eventually I just gave up and went back to my dildo to give my ass the satisfaction it was being denied.

I’m sure I’ll write a follow up... I’ll definitely try again... I have to, but to be perfectly honest, if this was a world where you could return toys, I would have returned this one. If anyone has had success with this guy and thinks they can point me in the right direction, please do. For now, though, I remain a prostate skeptic.
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  • Jonno
    I know exactly what you mean! This toy is supposed to do it all and as of yet no turn on for me. I didn’t really have that much difficulty in inserting it but on incision you know its there, I find that it just doesn’t wanna stay in at really any given time so not so great. A true prostate orgasm is mind-blowing once you’ve experienced it there is no going back but this toy for some reason doesn’t cut it maybe it needs to be a tad longer to reach right on the prostate? But for now I will just keep trying to get my moneys worth.    
  • Sleeping Dreamer
    Sleeping Dreamer  
    If it slipped out too easily, perhaps you used too much lube?
  • funinbed
    you'd think but no, there isn't anything to hold it in place
  • Program Manager
    Cock Wrangler  
    The Aneros was not hard enough? It's made of hard plastic.
    Too bad this design doesn't work for you, but if you have a female partner it might be a good g-spot toy. Just be sure to sterilize it first!
  • funinbed
    aneros is way too hard
  • sixfootsex
    sixfootsex  
    Thanks for the review! Sorry it didn't work out for you.
  • Allstars316
    Allstars316  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Chris15461
    Chris15461  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Nacht Stern
    Nacht Stern  
    Thank you for the information~!
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