Rude boy - sex toy by Rocks Off Ltd. - review by LowFreqFreak

Rude boy

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Who woulda thunk my new best friend would be RUDE?!

Despite the challenge of one-size-fits-all, Rude Boy is designed with a lowest common denominator approach and was the first p-spot toy I've owned with consistent results.
Size and feel close to spot on.
Easy Cleaning
Perineum stims could be longer/thinner
Tip could use a little more girth
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
As a relative newbie to p-spot play, I've tried several vibrating and non-vibrating toys without much success, but never sure if it was user-inexperience or the actual toy. I think, in reality, a combination of both factors were at fault, but Rude Boy has boosted my confidence and succeeded at that for which it was designed.

Since it's silicone, cleaning is a snap (warm water & soap). It doesn't retain any odor, unlike some other silicone toys I've had. I like using a thicker water-based lube (I found Maximus to fill this role well). Remember, no silicone lube with silicone toys.

The Rude Boy felt good in my hand, usually a great first-indicator. While there is some flex to it, it's certainly rigid enough for the job at hand and was much better in this area than the Ophoria I reviewed. As funny as it may seem, I actually appreciated the diagram on the back of the box. I found it helpful to have the image in my head when it came to explore. I went ahead and ordered a couple of extra N batteries for it, just so I wouldn't get caught without any having any on hand.

The 1" diameter (starting approximately 1/2" from the tip) was completely comfortable for me. I've got long skinny fingers, so this was bigger than going au natural, but not unpleasantly so.

I found it pretty easy to maneuver, both during the insertion and whilst inside. The vibrator is definitely strong enough to generate vibrations throughout and at the end of the toy, something that was lacking in a previously reviewed toy.

I did find that it felt like it was falling out a couple of times, but it had only moved a little. My Kegels could always use more work, so I took the opportunity when presented. One of the "features" listed the ability to sit down and "rock back and forth". I think due to the longer insertable length (6"), it was a little too long for me. While I could do it, it was uncomfortable enough to distract me. I don't necessarily fault the toy itself, it's hard to make a one-size-fits-all that actually does especially for use in an enclosed area, but it is something a potential user should hear.

There is indeed a seam, as to be expected, but the toy I received has minimal excess in a couple of spots and was never a tactile issue. I hadn't noticed until I actually looked at it.
I'm happy to report that this toy was a "breakthrough" toy for me. It's shape and feel seemed to line up almost perfect and I was able to experience my first prostate milking. For those curious, I was in the shower, standing up, and slightly rocked it back and forth. I found placing my fingers under the base and my thumb on top worked best to create the rocking motion. While the rocking motion alone (sans vibe) may suffice for some, I found the vibrations absolutely delightful. I played with the vibe off for a bit several times, but found the vibrator added that extra "zing" I was craving.

It was pretty much what I had hoped it would be and I'm anxiously embracing furthering my experiences.
Follow-up commentary
This is still my go-to for p-spot play. I am anxious to try one of the other boys that will feel more "locked in", though.
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My Rude boy tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Can be worn during masturbation
    • Massage
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Waterproof
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Kegels
    • P-spot
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  • Antipova
    Hooray for prostate milking success! Great job describing the Rude Boy, I'm going to keep it in mind for people who want to explore milking...
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    Thanks for the review.
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