Rude boy - prostate massager by Rocks Off Ltd. - review by Sanjay

Rude boy

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I hope you're ready for a "rude awakening"!

This feels like a great quality toy with strong vibes. However, I feel this one is for someone that already has some anal experience.
Feels high quality, strong vibes
Tricky for a first timer, only one setting
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
Part of me feels like I'm not really qualified to write a review on a prostate massage toy being so new to the idea, but I decided to write one anyway because I figured that there are other inexperienced people out there that might like to hear how it worked out for me and my husband.

First of all, before we even switched on the Rude Boy we could tell that this was definitely a high quality toy. The material is a very smooth silicone featuring little studs that are made to tickle you (or your man) behind the testicles. Although the construction of the toy is very firm, it does have a slight flex to it for extra comfort.

Since my husband and I are new to anal toys, both of us were just a bit confused and nervous about taking on the Rude Boy. However, with just a tiny bit of lube, the Rude Boy was easily inserted and we started experimenting with it. Although not uncomfortable exactly, he said it didn't really feel good. After reading about other peoples' experience with it, I feel confident that this is just our own incompetence and inexperience and not to be blamed on the toy itself.

My husband also tried out the Rude Boy on his own while in the shower and said it felt a lot better for some reason. Another time, he said it felt just plain awful and was really put off by the whole thing. I imagine that we just need to experiment with the positioning, but with such a bad taste in his mouth about it I'm not sure if we'll attempt it again any time soon.

We decided to also try it out on me vaginally one day just out of curiousity and I wasn't really pleased with the result. The vibes were fantastic, but the shaping just isn't right for me to hit my g-spot.

The vibrations were VERY strong and had almost a "rumbling" feeling to it rather than a "buzzing" feeling. Rude Boy is actually rather quiet all things considering. I was really surprised at how much punch this toy packed into such a quiet hum. I think the thick silicone really makes the most of the little bullet vibe nestled underneath the little "nubs." Rude Boy is switched on (one vibration setting only) with a nice little button poking out from the silver vibe.

Rude Boy is also super easy to clean with just simple soap and water. I love the extra high safety rating which is oh-so-important when it comes to anal play (especially if sharing with others. I still highly suggest taking proper precautions.) Also, it is worth noting that this toy uses a size "N" battery which can be purchased locally at any place that sells electronics and even rechargable versions are now available.

I feel really disappointed in spending so much money on this toy for my husband and I, but I'm positive that others with more anal/prostate experience would adore it.
Follow-up commentary
I wanted to give this toy the benefit of the doubt, especially given my inexperience with anal play. However, after just 3 or 4 uses, the battery died completely. I've heard that I could go to the local drug store or Radio Shack to get an "N" battery, but I honestly don't even care anymore. This was the most expensive toy I have ever purchased to date, and I was really expecting better battery life for the price.
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  • spicywife
    I'm sorry you didn't have a good experience with this one. We've never tried it. Do you think your husband will be up to trying something else? Tantus has a great line with options for beginners.
  • ScottA
    The Rocks Off toys seem to put quite a bit of pressure on the prostate, which can be a bit ...different... if you're not used to it. The first time I tried out my Bad Boy I had the distinct feeling that it might double as a torture device - but after getting used to it (including playing with ways of inserting it to put a more gradual buildup of pressure on the prostate) I liked it much more.
  • Kcito
    i feel that tantus ryder gives me more p spot stmulatio than this toy somehow.
  • Chris15461
    Thanks for the review!
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