Rude boy - prostate massager by Rocks Off Ltd. - review by SelectZen

Rude boy

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Curvaceous And Vibratious

Overall I have to say this is a surprisingly good toy. The packaging is good and practical. The bullet is very strong but not overly loud. if you are a beginner or intermediate anal player then I would recommend this. If however you are a little more advanced it might be a bit small for you.
Great material, Great bullet, Stylish, Nice packaging, Decent value
Could use a bulbous head or neck taper
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review

The packaging off the “Rude Boy Prostate Massager” from Rocks Off was surprisingly decent. It is black on the sides and slightly textured. The front features a large viewing panel through which you can see the toy. Across the top “Rude-Boy written in silver while the words Rocks-off appear across the bottom. The back features a label that mentions the bullet included is the RO-80mm, having had one of these previously I know them to be a very strong little bullet. It goes on to show a bullet-point list of various features of the toy in English, German, French and Spanish. There is a small diagram explaining the anatomy of prostate stimulation and use of the toy.

The box opens from the top but is attached at the bottom so sort of flips open to reveal the toy which is held in place by a moulded plastic insert. To b honest I liked the packaging, not overly fancy but practical and free from any crude imagery or phrases, always a plus. It could be used to store the toy long term if you want as it is quite sturdy and doesn’t take up a ton of extra room.

I also liked that they mention on the outer packaging the best before date on the bullet included as it is something that can often be over looked.

-Instruction Manual-

The massager comes with a 32 page booklet however pages 3- 18 are just various advertisements for other Rocks Off Products. While these are largely unnecessary I like that it is in full colour so you can get a feel for what the toys would look like. The rest of the booklet includes a page on changing the battery and then there is a single page on care instructions about changing the battery and storage. These are done in numerous languages including English, French, Polish, Czech, German, Italian, Russian, Spanish, Chinese and more. While this information is a little bit basic it might be helpful to some. The back cover page features a code used to activate your guarantee online. Overall I could have done with more information on use and care of the product than advertisements for a lot of other ones.


The toy is available in both blue and black. We got the black one and for us it was the right choice. It has a smooth feel but a matt finish. The very tip is quite solid but the rest of the shaft and base/bend has a lot of bend to it. The insertable portion is slim-line with a pronounced curve. The base portion flattens out and becomes nubbed. The nubs in conjunction with the strong bullet are designed to stimulate the perineum. The overall shape of the toy is somewhat like a horseshoe. In addition to the nubs there is also a slight seam that runs the length of the toy. It is minor and shouldn’t affect comfort during use. The words “Rude Boy” are written in raised lettering on either side of the base.

The insertable portion is fairly slim. The dimensions for the toy are as follows.

Overall length = 11 Inches
Insertable length = 4 ½ Inches
Circumference (shaft) = 3 ½ Inches
Circumference (base) = 5 ½ Inches

The toy is made primarily of silicone. This is a superb sex toy material because it is non-porous, latex and phthalates free and hypo-allergenic. It is designed as a waterproof product so the bullet has a rubber washer seal to prevent water getting in. It is important to note that waterproof does not mean submergeable. This can be used in a shower but submerging the toy may cause water to get into the vibrator unit and damage it.
The bullet unscrews to change the battery. The type of battery is an “N” battery. These are not as widely available as traditional double or treble A batteries but you can get them either online or in camera/photography stores as they used in certain cameras.

I have had some experience with prostate toys recently with mixed results. The shaft of this is a nice width as it is forgiving. The head is not bulbous which is contrary to many prostate massagers. As it is a silicone product you should only ever use water or oil based lubricants as silicone based ones can damage the finish.

As it is a slimmer toy it required no real warm up or anything. I used water based lube on both myself and the toy. The design works well in that the pronounced curve of the shaft reaches the p-spot quite well. However the lack of a taper or neck of any description means it is a little difficult for the toy to stay in place. I also found myself wishing for that “pop” feeling when a toy is inserted past its widest point and you relax a little.

Many massagers I have used come with a little nub designed to stimulate the perineum but I find these do little to nothing in the way of stimulation. So having the vibration function makes a huge difference and is very pleasurable. It takes a fairly firm press to turn it on and then once again to turn it off. It is a little more difficult to press then some I’ve used but not too bad.

My only problem is that at the moment of climax you involuntarily clench and as there is no bulbous head or anything to hold it in, the toy can pop out at that moment. Other than this I found the toy worked better than I had expected.


Once you are finished with the toy you should wash it with warm water and some mild antibacterial soap or specialist toy cleaner. As this is a waterproof toy you don’t have to worry about running water over it as long as you don’t drop it into a pool of water. If you want to clean it more thoroughly then you can remove the bullet and boil the silicone. Once dry you can either use the packaging for storage or alternatively what I find works best is a zip-seal type sandwich bag. These are great because they don’t take up much room but keep the toy both free from dust and more importantly keep it from reacting with other materials.


Overall I was pretty happy with the Rude Boy. It is a very safe material which is great for anal toys as there can be a lot of bacteria. The look of the toy is quite nice and simple. The bullet included is surprisingly powerful and the vibrations travel well despite the thick layer of silicone. While I found myself wishing it had a bulbous head or neck, it still felt quite pleasurable to use. I would recommend it for any beginner or even intermediate players out there. If you are fairly advanced then this might be a little on the small side. Although I do wish it had a neck or taper this could merely be a personal preference. Others might find the design works perfect for them. The material and reasonable value make it a good investment.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Masturbation
    • Teasing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot
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  • SelectZen
    Thanks Nykatron, glad you liked it
  • amplified to rock
    Great review - thanks!
  • SelectZen
    Thanks amplified to rock
  • Falsepast
    Thanks for the pics.
  • Ryan&Brooke
  • SelectZen
    Thanks Ryan&Brooke
  • Trysexual
    Great review and photos.
  • SelectZen
    Thanks Trysexual. Glad you liked it.
  • loveme9
    Thanks for the review!!

  • SelectZen
    Thanks loveme9
  • jsnyder87
    looks fun
  • britanny0620
    Thanks for the review
  • SelectZen
    Thanks britanny0620 & jsnyder87
  • Wolfenisa
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    Thanks Wolfenisa
  • Trysexual
    Great review.
  • SelectZen
    Glad you liked it Trysexual
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