Rude boy - prostate massager by Rocks Off Ltd. - review by anawfuldancer

Rude boy

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Rudely Uncomfortable

The design of the Rude Boy looked promising, but it turned out to make it difficult to use and quite uncomfortable for me.
Felt well made and solid, waterproof, battery included
Difficult to insert, uncomfortable once inside, nasty seam
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Caveat: I only tried this once, so you can either say I gave up too quickly, or that this toy just ain't right! At least it isn't right for my booty.

What it came down to was the angle of the curve. The toy is somewhat flexible, sort of hinged near the first curve up from the base, but that curve is always curved and it stretched me open in an uncomfortable way once the toy was inserted. There just was no way to have the toy inside and settled without it feeling like my opening was being stretched sideways.

I'm about 6 feet tall and it felt like the toy was too long for me. When the tip (with its yucky seam running down the middle) got to my prostate, the base of the toy wasn't seated up against my perineum so the vibrations didn't do much for me there. They didn't do anything for me inside either. This is my second anal vibrator and the Colt Anal-T's vibrations didn't stimulate me much either so I can chalk that up as being my own quirk.

Regardless of your anatomy, the Rude Boy will probably be uncooperative when it comes to insertion. That curve makes an already challenging endeavor quite frustrating. It's difficult to get the tip lined up and then slide the toy in when you can't see what's going on down there! You'll need both hands for sure. Playing with a friend would make that easier!

With any toy it's difficult to make a good match between its design and your own anatomy, especially when we're talking about things to go up the butt. The Rude Boy's shape makes that even more difficult, I think. If it fits you, you'll probably like it, unfortunately you can't try before you buy!
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My Rude boy tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Can be worn during masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • P-spot
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