Mr. Limpy extra small - packing dildo by Fleshlight - review by Arren

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If you are looking for that little extra "umph" in your pants while you're out running errands, going to the opera, being a super awesome gender bending soccer mom ninja or whatever, this little dude is the packer for you. Supreme grope-ability.
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Pros:
Size, texture, squishyness factor, and easy to care for.
Cons:
It's pretty damned pink.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
Holy cripes on toast, I am so amazingly spoiled now. This thing is amazing. I am totally in love with everything about it. The one I had before, aside from being homemade and not worth its weight in dust bunnies, was too long. This packer feels just right. It's the right size, the right squishyness...everything. It's just big enough to remind you that it's there and just squishy enough to where you no longer feel like you have a sock in your pants.

It has a minor smell and taste (Yes, I licked it) which I can't really foresee being an issue, since it is not intended for any sort of sexual play (it really shouldn't be near anyone’s face anyway). It's also super easy to take care of, just rinse it with water or use some rubbing alcohol for a good deep cleaning (NEVER USE SOAP), pat it dry and then dust it down with corn starch. You can't sterilize it, but it's not intended for sexual play so as long as you keep it clean you're golden.

I don't have a packing strap so I pack with underwear and it does slip around a little which can get tedious. However, if you are actually looking to pass as male then having to re-adjust your cock from time to time will probably only help your cause. After only a few days I find myself making quick re-adjustments very quickly and naturally.

My only issue with this packer is that it's very pink, which really only bothers me because I'm an artist. You're more than likely not going to go about just whipping it out and showing it around...probably. But if you were to, let’s say just for arguments sake, whip it out and show it to one of your guy friends you might hear something like "Jesus it's the color of a unicorn fart" and henceforth be known as "The cherry blossom kid" or "Pinky with no brain" or something equally as silly and demeaning. I wouldn't know of course...just educated speculation.

A couple of side notes. I do know a few other people who don't dust their "fake skin" accouterments and you really, really should. Yes, it helps the texture which is fabulous and good and whatnot but also keep in mind that materials like cyberskin have a tendency to stick to themselves if they get too moist and that can cause little rips and that's just not good. Also, I don't know if anyone else out there has noticed this but it seems to me that corn starch has the uncanny ability to jump out of its container if you so much as bump the darn thing thus making the application of cornstarch a messy business. I've found that dipping a soft haired paintbrush (or makeup brush) into the cornstarch and then applying it with said paintbrush is the best and least messy way to do it.
Experience
I know I have ranted and raved about this packer up until know, but I have to say that my very most favorite-est thing about this cock is the increase in groping by my girlfriend. I am a total touch whore regardless but there is something about having her take quick gropes in the car and more prolonged gropes at home that does wonders for my ego.

Since it's summer and people tend to go swimming when it's warmer, I just wanted to say that I looked and could not find anything about whether or not chlorinated water would damage this packer. I'm assuming that because the material can be so sensitive that it's probably not a good idea. If anyone knows anything about this please let me know. In the meantime I will take a look around and see what I can find out.
Follow-up commentary
I love this little guy more now than I did when we were still in the stages of developing our budding relationship. Any out there who has packed with the same cock for more than just a short while will know that there is in fact a relationship that develops between you and a packer that you use for the long run. this little dude is perfect in every way.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Mr. Limpy extra small tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Gender play
    • Sensory play
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
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Comments
  • Kayla
    Kayla  
    I have the medium one of this, and I think the extra small is probably the most "realistic" size.
  • Arren
    Arren  
    I thought the same thing when I looked at the proportions here on the website. I'm glad I got the one I did, I've heard the ones with the longer shafts tend to leave entirely too large a bulge especially if worn with a packing strap,
  • Tori Rebel
    Tori Rebel  
    Great review!
  • Arren
    Arren  
    Thank you.
  • Rayne Millaray
    Rayne Millaray  
    Awesome review.
  • Arren
    Arren  
    I just made an edit to the post but it hasn't shown up yet, I made a mistake in the original review, you are NOT SUPPOSED TO USE SOAP. I didn't know it was by Fleshlight for some reason...to clean rinse with water. For a deeper clean use a little rubbing alcohol. My bad.
  • P'Gell
    P'Gell  
    Good, humorous review! Thank you.
  • celibacysucks
    celibacysucks  
    Very nice review.
  • ButchAndFemme
    ButchAndFemme  
    Great review... I love your humor!
  • Muuxui
    Muuxui  
    I have this one too and I love it. Mine got a little less bright pink after a while. Awesome review.
  • carenautilus
    carenautilus  
    Thanks for the review! Funny and informative.
  • samanthalynn
    samanthalynn  
    Thanks for the review
  • Leo.boi
    Leo.boi  
    Thanks for the review. It IS very pink!
  • Septimus
    Septimus  
    Woah, pink! Thanks for the review!
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