Mr. Limpy extra small - packing dildo by Fleshlight - review by Faeboy

...In my pants

This is a good and cheap packer for everyone who wants to sport a bit of a bulge. It can go without needing it to be super detailed or realistic.
Good size, good price
Poor manufacturing, not that realistic
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


After the debacle with my small Mr Limpy, I reluctantly ordered an xtra small. It's a packer for anyone who wants to sport a modestly sized bulge in the bedroom or in town. It is not used for penetration but can be modified to make an STP from. You can if you have the addition of a medicine spoon, some tubing, and a very steady hand.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gender play
    • Solo
    • Travel friendly
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom
    • In public
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Good size
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • In your pants

Material / Texture

The Mr Limpy is squishy. It is really squishy. It's nice to have a grab of, and soft enough to stroke. The downside is that it doesn't feel particularly real. I have unfortunately not been crotch-grabbed while wearing it (yet, damn it, yet!) so I can't tell if it passes the squeeze test or not.

There have been comments about the smell of these packers, but I found mine to be odor-neutral. After a couple hours packing, it just smelled like me. I really liked that about this toy, it was perfect.

The other Mr Limpy was very sticky, but this one is much less so. It is still a bit of a lint trap, but not too bad at all.
    • Harness compatible
    • No odor

Design / Shape / Size

The balls are a little too big for the size of the packer, which means that the dick sticks straight up. This is not a great look by any means. The overall size is perfect otherwise, though the size queen in me might have liked another half inch.

The head of the cock has a small flaw, a 1cm long bubble indentation. It's not too noticeable, and not at all noticable through underwear. (Query - why are there no uncircumcised packers?)

It's discreet enough to wear even with people who don't know I am packing, but it's a nice bulge in tight jeans.
    • Discreet look/design
    • Realistic
    • Slight flaw


The best bit about this toy is probably the size. As opposed to the "small" one, I don't feel as if eveyone's looking at my crotch when I'm wearing it. It is very comfy, even when squished on public transport. (Note: transboys, don't sit with your legs apart, you know how awkward it makes the person next to you!)

It's harness compatible, but my strap-on harness felt too bulky when I wore it. I made my own jock-strap harness out of an old pair of undies and that works really well.
    • Comfortable
    • Discreet

Care and Maintenance

It is easy to clean, just lukewarm water - No soap! - and leave it to dry in the sun. I chuck it into a resealable sandwich bag when I'm not wearing it. I haven't had to do the cornstarch thing yet, but will do if it gets too tacky.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


I found out one great thing about this toy when I was wondering which undies I could wear it with. I'm not the right shape for guys boxer-briefs, and I was concerned that I would either have to be uncomfortable or shell out for more jocks. But no! There are women's y-front style undies with a little pouch where the opening would be on guys y-fronts. The packer fits in there perfectly. This is awesome - it's in a good place, it's not sticking up, there's no need for a harness. Since the packer is wedged in there pretty tight, there's no risk of dropping it on the floor in the toilets. You don't have to fiddle with it to use a separate STP.
    • Bonus!
    • Packing
    • Underwear
Follow-up commentary
Finally got groped! Nights out in the gay bar for the win!

It apparently feels real, but also like I've got a bit of a hard-on. That may just be the way I'm packing it, but it's worth noting that you might get people thinking you're a wee bit more excited than you are.

Personally, I can see some advantages to that...
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  • Zombirella
    Good review Hope you find something here that works for you!
  • Rey
    thx for the awesome review
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    Thanks for reviewing!
  • Femme Mystique
    Sorry, what's an STP?
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    This is a great review!
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