I purchased a Mr. Limpy about four years ago, another six months after, and switched between them.
Recently, I decided, hey, why not toss an old one, since it was getting to that age where it's starting to tear, and replace it?
It's a good thing I didn't toss one. The new one came in the mail. First, it's fatter. It's less realistic in appearance, now, having goosebumps and wrinkles where there shouldn't be any on a flaccid dick. It has an even larger head that's more poorly textured and the testicles are even larger. They were big before, but now? Whoa!
The material change, however, is the worst. It went from being a skin-like density to being, well, as I said in the title, pudding (or soft jello)! I can easily stretch it to almost the length of my arm, for instance, when the old one wouldn't stretch half that. It's mushy.
It also smells like chemical hell.
This is the pits. Why the hell would you make a great product into complete shit? I'm pissed I wasted ten bucks. It's not worth it. It's not worth $2. It's not worth the return. It's just not. I'm not so desperate as to have to use this piece of junk.
So, yeah, now us transdudes are stuck between what, Mr. Limpy and Mr. Right? Pudding and a brick. There's got to be better ways.
Recently, I decided, hey, why not toss an old one, since it was getting to that age where it's starting to tear, and replace it?
It's a good thing I didn't toss one. The new one came in the mail. First, it's fatter. It's less realistic in appearance, now, having goosebumps and wrinkles where there shouldn't be any on a flaccid dick. It has an even larger head that's more poorly textured and the testicles are even larger. They were big before, but now? Whoa!
The material change, however, is the worst. It went from being a skin-like density to being, well, as I said in the title, pudding (or soft jello)! I can easily stretch it to almost the length of my arm, for instance, when the old one wouldn't stretch half that. It's mushy.
It also smells like chemical hell.
This is the pits. Why the hell would you make a great product into complete shit? I'm pissed I wasted ten bucks. It's not worth it. It's not worth $2. It's not worth the return. It's just not. I'm not so desperate as to have to use this piece of junk.
So, yeah, now us transdudes are stuck between what, Mr. Limpy and Mr. Right? Pudding and a brick. There's got to be better ways.
