Mr. Cutie

The Mr. Limpy toys are meant for soft packing. They're not made for insertion (I still tried--nope!) and they don't have any vibrations for stimulation. It's just meant to give you a bulge in your pants and give you some weight there. Even though it's the extra small, it makes a good-sized bulge. And it It feels quite Irealistic under clothing, like a limp cock. It feels nice having something there, and it warms up with your body heat, which I love. They're wearable with packing straps, but I just use a tight pair of undies and it works perfectly.

The Mr. Limpy is made with Superskin®, which is extremely soft and pretty realistically skin-like. It is hypoallergenic, latex free, phthalates free, and retains heat. I haven't noticed any smell from it. The toy is textured with veins and ball wrinkles, making it look quite realistic. The material is a tad sticky, but sprinkling it with a little cornstarch makes it feel completely realistic. I find myself stroking it and nuzzling it against my cheek (yeah, it's weird) all the time because it's just SO SOFT.

It came with a nick out of the edge of the head on the top, not a huge one, but a noticeable one (at least for those of us who bring cocks up to their faces to nuzzle them), and a few little scratches on the bottom of the balls. One of my friends made a small scratch on it while grabbing at it, so the material damages pretty easily. It's not a big deal as far as my uses for it though.

It's quite small. I can fit it in my pocket, which I've done a couple times after whipping it out in front of friends and not wanting to put it back in my underwear. I'd recommend this size for most people, it's small but it'll create a bit of a bulge, and it's a good starting point. It's a pretty realistic look, with veins and everything, though it's all the same color. My friend has criticized it because the shaft is about the same length as the ballsack, but I think it's pretty normal, if not common for real cocks.

It's soft, it's made out of pretty safe material, and it warms up with your body heat. It does all I ever needed it to, which is feeling realistic under clothing. Plus, it just makes you "feel right" if you're FTM or just feel like you should have been born with a cock.

The only downside that I can think of it that it gets scratches easily, but since the visual aspect it's going for is mostly the bulge it'll make, I don't think it's a major issue.

Rinse it with warm water from your sink and allow time to dry before storing. The materials page for Superskin® says not to use soap, but I did before reading that (oops) and it hasn't seemed to have any ill effects, though I won't do it again. If water isn't cutting it, use a little isopropyl alcohol. To maintain its soft feel, sprinkle it with corn starch. I like the feel that the corn starch gives the Mr. Limpy, it makes it feel even more realistic. Don't use talcum or baby powder, as talc has been linked to cervical cancer.

I store it in a small sock, since it's a bit sticky and I think it'd get a little annoying to pull it out of a Ziploc.

I don't know how compatible it is with lubes, but seeing as it's limp, you shouldn't need to lube it up anyway.

It came in a small, clear, unmarked plastic bag with no instructions or labels. It was pretty "gunky" due to the toys sticky texture. I did not find it worth keeping.

I've named him Frankincense Pontipee, Franki for short!