Mr. Limpy extra small - sex toy by Fleshlight - review by rmiles124

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A Few Good Laughs

If you're looking for an EXTRA SMALL, limp, useless pink dick, then this toy is for you! Mr. Limpy Extra Small would make a great gag gift for that special someone. It can also be useful as a stress ball or paperweight in your [home] office.
Hypoallergenic, easy to travel with, easy to clean, easy to store, great gag gift
Not stiff enough for penetration or stimulation, short insertable length
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


The best use for a Mr. Limpy Extra Small for me is as a stress ball while I'm on the computer. It is super soft and pliable in your hands, and fun to manipulate while thinking. This toy would be best suited for giving as a gag gift at a bachelorette party or christmas party. It being so little, and feeling and looking lifelike, would get you a few good laughs. It is easy to hide and travel with because of its size, but would need to be concealed so as not to have people notice you're traveling with a SUPER small dick.

With a little ingenuity and thinking outside the box, I am sure you could use this toy for kegel exercises, squeezing and releasing your vagina muscles around the little shaft on your Mr. Limpy. It would better teach you how to focus and isolate your muscles than it would to actually build any muscle. I would not recommend this toy for anal play as there is no handle or good firm base.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gag gift
    • Travel friendly
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Can be used to improve kegels with a little imagination

Material / Texture

The material of Mr. Limpy is called Superskin. It is super soft, flexible and forgiving like the material you would find in a Fleshligh Lady Original. It is made to feel lifelike, and definitely DOES feel like a limp penis. This material could be for beginner or advanced users, IF it were larger and actually usuable. I could see that if it was bigger though, like the bigger Mr. Limpy sizes, it would be hard to penetrate with due to the soft texture and super pliable material.

I put Mr. Limpy in my mouth to see if it felt like the real thing in my mouth, and it did! There wasn't a strong taste or scent. A little synthetic and rubber like, but not enough for someone using during normal use to notice. The thing I really like about this material is that it is hypo-allergenic for those with sensitive skin or skin allergies. But you cannot use many lubes with this; "water only" is suggested. You must wash Mr. Limpy with water only. No soap!
    • Flexible
    • Sticky if not dusted with cornstarch
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The design of Mr. Limpy Extra Small, is extremely lifelike in shape and texture. It is kind of a bright pink color though, which is not even near a real penis color. "He" is super veiny with a textured scrotum, and folds near the head of the penis to look like a real cock. Holding this felt exactly like holding a limp dick and ball sack in my hands. I found this toy to be unusuable for penetration or any type of stimulation. It has no support to stand up and the material it is made of bends and leans every which way.

It stands from balls to tip at 3 1/2 inches. The circumfrence varies at about 4 inches. Mr. Limpy Extra Small is definately EXTRA SMALL. It's about the size of my hand making a fist, so this toy seems to be made as a gag gift for those with a crazy sense of me! "He" is very travel friendly, and can be easily hidden in a makeup bag or purse, or in my case, a sunglasses case (squished in there). Keeping "him" in a plastic baggie or small toy case will keep it clean and lint free if being carried in a purse or suitcase.
    • Whimsical / artistic


My favorite part about my Mr. Limpy is the material he is made of. I love this Superskin material. It's easy to clean, looks realistic, and fun to play with. I've found him useful as a stress ball while I am on the computer. I don't believe it has many other uses. I don't have a harness, but I don't see how it, being an extra small, would fit well. It also has ZERO stiffness, so using it in a harness for penetration would be useless. I could see it being used for someone who has no experience in putting a cock in their mouth, to see what it may feel like, and if they would want to try it in real life. Other than that, maybe it could be used as a paper weight for the class clown kind of person.
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

The Superskin material is exceptionally easy to care for. Only water is needed to regularly wash this toy. After washing, let it air dry for a few hours to a day, and then store away. If you find any tough stains after use, you can use isopropyl alcohol to wipe it down with and then wash with water and air dry. After washing, you can dust with cornstarch to help with stickiness, and keep your little man clean of fuzzies or stray hairs.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The packaging is completely kept to a minimum. When it arrived with a few other things I ordered from EF, it was at the bottom of the box in a sealed plastic bag. The bag was completely clear and about half the size of a normal letter envelope. No instructions for care or use came with my lil' limpy so I had to take a look online. The bag is not resealable or reusable, but I'm assuming it can be recycled. If you order this, do not open your package in front of people if you don't want them to have full view or access to your "little" toy. The bag is COMPLETELY CLEAR. In no way will anyone NOT know what this is.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

The Mr. Limpy Extra Small is exactly what it says it is, and is just about as exciting as a real limp penis. I'm giving it three stars because it did not surpass my expectations nor did it disappoint. I love to feel and play with the Superskin material, but like a limp cock in real life, it is virtually useless. No matter how hard I tried to get "him" to stay up and in position, it was not possible.
Follow-up commentary
My Mr. Lumpy extra small has started to tear on the tip of the penis and on the balls from so much pulling, and poking, and squeezing on him while studying and doing homework. He's also started to get sticky, but I have not dusted him with cornstarch to change this.

With this, I feel if someone were going to use this for a real sexual experience, it wouldn't last long. The material doesn't seem to put up with much abuse without getting a tear or pucker.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Archery
    Great review, thank you!
  • rmiles124
  • Falsepast
    Too bad this isn't stiff enough for penetration. I wod've loved to try some of the other Mr. Limpys
  • Robespierrethecat
    is it a good packer?
  • rmiles124
    I don't really know what a packker is robespierrethecat! On other reviews I've heard them mention that it is, but from my own personal experience I have no idea.
  • SecretKinksters
    Thanks for the review
  • amplified to rock
    Yeah, this really isn't for penetration use. Sorry you were disappointed.
  • Missmarc
    Great review, thank you!
  • Stinkytofu10
    Great review, thank you!
  • Kdlips
    Thanks For The Review
  • rmiles124
    For those that feel this review is not useful at all or even if you found it useful, how do you feel I could improve my reviews? What information are you looking for? I would love your comments. Thanks.
  • fizzygato
    Honestly, this review came off as super sarcastic/ possibly harsh to those who identify as being trans*/ find the Mr. Limpy to be useful--- like you treated it like a joke sort thing, but if that's all you found use for... well, I guess that's you. Although, it was a refreshing take on reviewing the Mr. Limpy and I agree it wouldn't make too bad of a stress relief squeeze item, although I would bet it would get dirty quickly if you were often grabbing it just whenever
  • jjasc90
    different perspective. thanks!
  • Geogeo
    A packer is what this is used for. To be "packed" into the underwear of females/those who relate to the male gender but don't have a penis. This is what Mr. Limpy is actually used for, not for penetration, kegels, etc.
  • kdlt
    Yeah I agree with Geo and Fizzy- I don't think you quite got the point of the object so the review wasn't accurate.
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