Mr. Limpy extra small - packing dildo by Fleshlight - review by thisisadeletedaccount

A Genderqueer Boi's Best Friend

Overall, this is a comfortable and affordable packer with a pleasantly realistic look and feel that is easy to wear and care for. My one wish would be that Fleshlight start making it in a wider range of colors so that non-white trans* folks and packing enthusiasts have some more cock options.
Realistic size/feel/appearance, comfy to wear, cheap, good material, fun to grind with
Lint magnet, feels sticky when you sweat, only comes in one skin color
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
The Mr. Limpy is the first packer I've ever purchased, and so far it's been the only one I've needed. As a genderqueer person who enjoys packing on a casual, sporadic basis, I've found it to be a comfortable, functional, and very reasonably priced solution to all my packing needs.

When I was first looking for a packer online, I was a bit overwhelmed by the size of many of the products on offer. I'm not a very big guy, 5'4" and around 125 pounds, and I wasn't keen on the idea of purchasing a packer goofily out of proportion to the rest of me - I'm shy enough about my body as it is. With this in mind, the extra small version of Mr. Limpy has been just right for me. It definitely provides me with a bulge, but I don't feel like I'm trying to imitate any porn stars. Also, since I pack at random intervals rather than on a day-to-day basis, the reasonable size means that having a different shape in my pants is less disorienting than it would be with something larger.

Initially, I only wore this packer along with my Pete freestyle packing strap from SpareParts because I was terrified of having it fall out of my pants accidentally. Since then, I've realized that tight boxer briefs (I use extra smalls from American Eagle - styles with a cup in the front seem to work better than ones with a fly) will hold it in place just fine. I have only dropped it once, in a bathroom while I was pulling my underwear down, and that was sheer absentmindedness on my part. It has never fallen out during any other day-to-day activity, including sprinting across my college campus while late to class.

Mr. Limpy is made by Fleshlight, and as such is very nice quality. It's made from their Superskin material, which is both non-allergenic and latex free. The whole packer has a very detailed and realistic look, with the exception of its flat back surface. It feels extremely like a soft cock when grabbed, especially through underwear. When I first got it in the mail, it had a faint, plastic-like scent, but that faded a lot and is not at all bothersome. It feels very comfortable when worn. After I have it on for a little while, it heats naturally to a little below my body temperature and feels quite natural. However, since I live in Southern California, in very hot weather I can sometimes feel extra sweatiness because of its presence in my pants. While this can be a weird feeling, I imagine it would be the case with pretty much any packer - if you wear something extra in your underwear in hot weather, a little sweat is hard to avoid. Moisture will also leave the back of the packer feeling a bit sticky - rinse it with water (the material guidelines say no soap), let it dry, and store it in a bag with some cornstarch to keep it fresh. It's also a total lint magnet, so air drying it is usually better than patting it with a fluffy towel - it will pick up the fibers really easily. I have never used this packer in a situation that involved lube, but the properties page for Superskin material says it should be fine to use with anything water-based.
When I bought this packer, my goal was to get something aesthetically pleasing and comfy to wear to help stave off dysphoria - I didn't have anything sexual in mind. Interactions with other people changed my mind about that very quickly, however. Though it's obviously not very useful for penetration, I have had a lot of fun grinding while wearing Mr. Limpy, both at dances with (consenting!) dance partners and in the bedroom. Getting stroked, grabbed, kissed, nuzzled, and sucked on through underwear and/or a packing strap is also a great deal of fun. If you enjoy pressure on your pubic mons or clit stimulation, attention given to this packer will send a very nice sensation to those areas underneath. As the pressure of grinding is something I am extremely fond of, I've found that sometimes I can get off easier while wearing this packer than I can from more direct stimulation. Being with a partner or partners who respond positively to packing is obviously also a turn-on of its own - the sheer novelty of a having a new cock to play with can add a lot to sex.

I've also really enjoyed wearing this packer for its aesthetic qualities - it looks and feels great with a wide range of clothing. It's been my companion as I do everything from slouch around in blue jeans to dance in lacy underwear at a Rocky Horror Picture Show midnight screening. If you're curious about entering the world of packing, this is a friendly, functional, and non-intimidating packer to try out.
Follow-up commentary
The Mr. Limpy remains my only packer, and I still enjoy it greatly! It is comfy to wear, easy to store and care for, and so far has not shown any particular signs of wear or change, though I wear it sporadically, so I can't give a very definitive opinion on its long-term durability. Still, this is a comfortable and fun packer, reasonably sized and well worth the price. I would emphatically recommend it as a first packer for others.
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My Mr. Limpy extra small tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Can be worn under clothing
    • Gender play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
  • General
    [ ? ]
    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Ftm
    • Genderqueer
    • Transgender
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  • SMichelle
    Thanks for the review.
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    good review
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    Very well-written review! There are just a few details that would have made it perfect!
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  • HannahPanda
    Love your review. I own this and really liked the different sizes available. It could use some improvements, but for those who don't pack all the time, it's definitely a good buy.
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    Thanks for the review.
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  • Kitka
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