Dream massager G - g-spot vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Luscious Lily

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Deceitfully Large, Deliciously Dreamy

I absolutely love this toy. The shape is great for finding the elusive g-spot without being too long or too short. The vibrations are divine. The velvety texture is almost cuddly. It’s waterproof, and cleanup before and after is a breeze. What more could a girl want?
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Pros:
Waterproof, QUIET, great size and shape, velvety, easy to clean.
Cons:
No mark on the handle to tell you which way the tip curves without withdrawing the toy.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
The packaging of this wonderful toy was a complete surprise. It’s the first sex toy|Dream massager G I’ve ever gotten that didn’t have at least one picture of a scantily clad woman on it, which was refreshing. This didn’t even have a tasteful or romantic picture on it, just a clear window over the toy itself. Though it was a view onto one of the more oddly-shaped toys that had arrived on my doorstep, I was game.

I had carefully checked the Actual Size image, but somehow I wasn’t expecting it to be quite so large, and once inside it feels bigger than it looks. While it still isn’t as thick as the penis I get intimate with, the unyielding plastic makes it feel larger. If you are new to toys, this may be a little large for you, but more advanced users will likely wonder what on earth I’m talking about.

Our first stop was the bathroom to clean her up for a test drive. It’s waterproof, which is always a plus. Who doesn’t like easy clean-up? There was the faintest hint of new-toy smell, but after that first wash it was completely gone.

On to the vibrations. This is one of the QUIETEST vibes I have, but it doesn’t sacrifice any power for the volume. The power dial is easy to change, even one-handed and slippery, but is hard to hit by accident, because it’s the entire end of the bulb. The power is a nice smooth crescendo from butterfly to intense, a delightful trip without ever getting numbing. However, I must regretfully tell you that while the packaging says that it gyrates and ripples, it doesn’t. But with those yummy vibrations and a shape like that, it doesn’t need to!

I’m new to g-spot toys|The main types of vibrators, so curve at the tip of this seemed a bit odd and awkward at first. Then, it hit my g-spot, and I just about hit the ceiling, and I was coming soon after. I needed the vibrations turned up all the way to get much out of them internally, but man oh man were they amazing in the right spot! On the clit was another matter entirely: even the lowest setting was tantalizing, and the higher settings were orgasmingly good. The g-spot-finding shape has another plus: the tip is great for pinpointing the clit, and the curve behind it is wonderful for cupping around the area for a more diffuse pleasure.

I absolutely love this toy. The shape is great for finding the elusive g-spot without being too long or too short. The vibrations are divine. The velvety texture is almost cuddly. It’s waterproof, and cleanup before and after is a breeze. What more could a girl want?
Experience
After a little playing, I found another wonderful use for this toy. While using it on my clit in reverse-cowgirl, I slipped it a bit lower to tease him. When I hooked it under his balls, he almost jumped through the ceiling. The shape of the end it just right to cup around his balls and tease them from below.
Follow-up commentary
During one of my yearly moves between home and dorm, my Dream Massager G was misplaced. For months, I couldn't find it, and gradually I forgot that it had ever gone missing. Imagine my surprise when a toy I'd forgotten I had, turned up while doing some much-needed reorganizing!

I'm happy to say that my lovely vibrator is alive and well. The vibrations are just as strong and quiet as the day the toy was lost, it's still waterproof, and my vagina still loves it to pieces. Unfortunately, it was lost alongside a leaky bottle of Pjur Woman, and extended contact with a small amount of this lube left a discolored spot on the toy. After rigorous testing and scrubbing to see if this had in any way compromised the toy, I declared it safe and put it back into the regular toy rotation and storage. Even though I've had a great deal more experience with sex toys since this one disappeared, I'm glad to have it back.
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My Dream massager G tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Busy women
    • Couple foreplay/after climax play
    • Everyone
    • Fast session/quickie
    • Long / extended session
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • On the road/travel friendly
    • Shower
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Comments
  • Epiphora
    Really excellent review. Good point about no mark on the handle; I never thought of that.
  • Cock Wrangler
    How is the texture- is it hard plastic or does it have a softer exterior feel?
  • Luscious Lily
    Luscious Lily  
    It's hard plastic with a velvety soft coating over it. While it's definitely hard, it's not a slick plastic feel. If you have any plastic toys with a Rubber Cote or Velvet Touch coating on them, that's about what it feels like.

    Hope this helps!
  • Nashville
    Nashville  
    This vibe looks like it would slip out easily.
  • Luscious Lily
    Luscious Lily  
    I didn't have any problems with it slipping out, but others may depending on where your g-spot is positioned. If it's closer to the entrance, you may end up with the bulge at your entrance instead of the narrower portion, which might make it harder to hold onto. Again, though, I never had a problem, between the friction of the soft coating and a little kegel clenching.
  • Sweet Blue Baby
    Sweet Blue Baby  
    I need to change the batteries in mine but one of the old batteries simply refuses to come out. Any thoughts on what I should do?
  • Luscious Lily
    Luscious Lily  
    Unfortunately, one of the things that makes this toy so quiet is its very tight battery compartment (so you don't have rattling batteries). Mine has rarely played nicely with rechargables.

    I often had to resort to pounding it against the heel of my hand to get out stuckbatteries, and once I knocked it against a table to shake them loose. It didn't damage the toy to be treated like this every so often. As a last resort on this and other toys, a pair of needle-nose pliers (the kind with ridges, not the smooth kind) can be used to pull it out, but unless you're very careful this can damage the battery or compartment.

    If this doesn't work, you can try treating it like a stuck jar lid. It's waterproof, so close it tightly and let it sit in a bowl of hot water for a while, then try to get the battery out.

    I hope this helps!
  • Online
    Online  
    good job.
  • Luscious Lily
    Luscious Lily  
    Thanks David.
  • Lady Neshamah
    Lady Neshamah  
    great review
  • Miss T
    Miss T  
    Great review!
  • Daniel & Brittany
    Daniel & Brittany  
    great review we loved it
  • Luscious Lily
    Luscious Lily  
    Thanks, all! ^_^ Glad I was able to help.
  • savagelove
    savagelove  
    review and comments here are very helpful -- mine's in the mail. can't wait!
  • Luscious Lily
    Luscious Lily  
    I hope you enjoy it as much as I did, savagelove!
  • bigboybig
    bigboybig  
    Thanks for the review
  • Elnoa
    Elnoa  
    Looks cute.
  • Honey Girl
    Honey Girl  
    thanks!
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