A Rumble In The Jungle.

I was very pleasantly surprised with this toy. Even though it didn't get me over the edge, it got me very, very close with the deep, rumbly vibrations that it offers. Prior to experiencing this, I've never had such amazingly deep vibrations. The texture is lovely, and the sensations that the curve and bulge give are tantalizing.
Waterproof, inexpensive, deep vibrations
Just a little less power than what I was expecting
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Dream Massager by Cal Exotics is a great G-spot vibrator. The deep, rumbling vibrations are also great for clitoral stimulation, as well as outer anal stimulation. But because there is no flared base to this piece, it is not safe for anal insertion.

This could also be great for stimulation of the nipples and other erogenous areas, and I think couples will love this toy during foreplay. Since it's made of a rigid plastic, it would be great during a sensual massage. It is waterproof, and no water got into the battery compartment when I tested it out in water. It is a little loud and not very discreet in terms of looks, so it wouldn't be the best choice for a dorm dweller or in roommate living situations.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

Made of food-grade, body safe plastic, this vibrator rates an 8 on the EdenFantasys safety scale. It is non-porous, phthalates free, latex free, and hypo-allergenic. This vibrator is very smooth, with a light velvety finish which doesn't cause much dragging or tackiness at all. And while it is velvety, it isn't a lint or hair magnet. I think it would be great for beginners and experienced users because the drag isn't overwhelming at all.

Because it is a plastic toy, there is no give or bend to this toy. It's very rigid like a glass or metal piece, so rapid thrusting should be done carefully in order to avoid injury.
    • No odor
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The Dream Massager comes in a gorgeous plum purple, pink, and blue. It isn't a realistic looking vibrator at all, but I'm sure most women will know what it is, so it's not very discreet. It measures at 6 1/2" long, with a 5" long insertable shaft. With a circumference of 5" at its widest point (which is right in the middle of the shaft). This can be a little intimidating for beginners or those that don't like large toys, but I noticed that inserting it past the bulge wasn't necessary.

The curved tip ends with a point, making it easily insertable. The tip also gives very pin-point stimulation, so if you require a more broader area for vibrations this wouldn't work well for you.
    • Ergonomic
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

She takes 2 AA batteries, and they can be easily installed by twisting off the cap. To turn it on you twist the dial at the base and the vibrations intensify as you turn it more. Even the lowest setting has very rumbly vibrations, and at its highest setting it's pretty powerful. There aren't any different patterns, just steady vibrations. To turn it off, you just twist the dial in the opposite direction until it turns off.

The deep, rumbling vibrations of this toy are centered in the curved tip, which can give great concentrated G-spot stimulation. It's very poky, so if you know that that's something you don't like I would avoid this. While the bulge in the center of this vibrator is very stimulating, there aren't many vibrations concentrated in that location. But some muted vibrations can be felt throughout the length of the toy.

This is a waterproof o-ring, and I give it about a 3 bees, so it would be great for a shower. It could be heard from outside of the bathroom, but cannot be heard over the sound of a bathroom fan. I also tested out this toy by using it in the shower, then once again submerged in the bath, and found that no water seeped into the battery cavity. The waterproof feature seemed to hold up!
    • Powerful
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

Clean up is very easy. Antibacterial soap and warm water is perfect for plastic. Toy cleansing wipes work great too because there are no severe ridges or grooves to scrub around. Boiling or throwing it in a dish washer isn't advised since this is a toy with a motor.

Since it's plastic, it works great with the lube of your choice. Silicone-, water-, and oil-based lubes are just fine, although keep in mind that it's not advised to use oil based lubes vaginally.

I store my Dream Massager in a lint-free cotton toy pouch by itself. I make the pouches by myself, but you can also store it in a toy box, in a nightstand drawer, or even in a sock. Just check for lint or hair before use.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


It came in a sealed clear plastic bag with Eden's name and logo on the front. I wouldn't use the original packaging when giving it as a gift because it isn't discreet. There weren't any instructions or care information provided either.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

I haven't experimented with personal G-spot stimulation, so after reading reviews about this toy I was very excited to give it a shot. After receiving it, I was very intimidated by the bulge in the center of the toy. It looked huge! But with some good lube I was able to accommodate it after working myself up to it for awhile. And it's amazing.

This is also the first VERY rumbly toy I've tried. I'm pleasantly surprised with how deep the vibrations are. Even though I wasn't a huge fan of how pointy the tip is, I love this vibe for clitoral stimulation.


Sadly, this wasn't able to give me G-Spot orgasms. The vibrations weren't strong enough, and the curve wasn't as pronounced as I'd like it to be. It was also rather poky and a little uncomfortable at first, but adding extra lube actually made it very enjoyable. Even thought it didn't get me off, it did tease my G-Spot with deep, rumbling vibrations that had me begging for me. If it were just a little more powerful, it would have done the trick. I also really love this for clitoral stimulation. It was unlike any of my other vibrators in that regard because of how rumbly the sensations were. I think this is a great addition to any toy collection because of both this and the value for the price.
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    thanks for the review. the girth is too much for me. I wouldn't be able to insert it all the way either.
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