Not All Dreams Last

The Dream Massager G is a strong, powerful G-spot vibrator. Too bad it broke after 2 months. I did get hours of use out of it though. It is great for clitoral stimulation, as well as internal and G-spot stimulation. It got my motor running immediately. Dream Massager G is girthy, so it might be intimidating for a first timer. This big boy is waterproof, too! So you can use it in and around water. The lowest setting makes a light humming. The more you twist the knob, the louder it gets. I suggest using it behind a closed door, and have some music on.

Right out of the plastic it has a slight odor, but after a few uses it will go away. The Dream Massager G has a velvety texture, which causes a slight drag, so you'll need some lube. The material is hard and unforgiving, and the tip is pointy, so be careful you don't hurt yourself.

When I opened the box and saw my purple Dream Massager G, I immediately thought of Barney. It's big, fat, and purple! I was taken aback by the size at first, but when I got the batteries in and used it... OMG!!!!!!!! The curves and bulges were perfect for my anatomy. This toy is not discreet at all! It is big, bright, and bulky. If you decide to take it anywhere, pack it in a place no one will go.

The vibrations in this toy are very intense. They can be felt throughout the whole toy, but it is more intense in the bulge. It is turned on by a turn knob, which can be difficult to turn when your hands are slippery. Dream Massager G, at the highest setting, is a little buzzy. In water, the sound is muffled, but the vibrations are just as strong.

Make sure to have lots of AA batteries at hand, because it tends to drain them pretty quickly.

Dream massager G is very easy to clean! It doesn't have any textures that gather any type of juju. And because it is waterproof, you can just wash it with soap and hold it under the running water to rinse it off! This toy can be used with any kind of lube you have in your collection.