Dream massager G - g-spot vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by mistressg

Not exactly a dream

The deep vibrations are definitely the best thing this toy has going for it. The thickness and hardness maybe be too much for a lot of users to use internally, but because the vibrations are so rumbly and strong this is great (albeit bulky and loud) for external use.
Deep rumbly vibrations, decent shape for g-spot stimulation (in theory)
Thickness in middle, not for beginners, lack of functions, packaging not informative or discreet
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This toy is able to be used solo or with a partner. I would recommend using it on a bed, as I'm not sure how waterproof it actually is, although it says that it is on the product page. I would say it would make a decent g-spot vibrator, based on the stiffness and shape, but it is likely too thick for most users to be comfortably inserted vaginally. If you intend to use this for insertion you may end up disappointed or just uncomfortable, but if you can insert comfortably it I would think that you might enjoy it. This would work for external stimulation for most users, but why bother using such a bulky large toy for external stimulation?

I didn't see any info about it being waterproof on the packaging, but according to the product page it is. It is a bit loud for discreet use on campus if you live with roommates.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

This is a very rigid plastic, but it is smooth and velvety to the touch. It has no odor. It is plastic, so it can easily be cleaned off with soap and water, or toy cleaner spray/wipes. It would be nice if this were silicone, then the texture and material would then be more squishy and forgiving which would make it easier to insert even given it's thickness. If this were slightly more flexible and forgiving, that would be a much better overall design. Also, given the stiffness, if you ARE able to insert it you might want to go easy on thrusting with it, initially at least. The material has no odor.
    • No odor
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This is sort of a "futuristic" shape. It's definitely not realistic, but it's not exactly discreet either. It's not ergonomic, as the shape isn't exactly...fitted to the body, because of how hard it is. There is a contoured tip, which could help to pinpoint the vibrations where you want them to be externally. However, the lumpy shape it has, the thickness in the middle, would make it difficult for comfortable and easy insertion for many people. If you enjoy thicker toys for inserting, then perhaps you might find this to be an enjoyable g-spot toy. If you enjoy thicker toys for inserting then you may find this to be an enjoyable g-spot toy. If you are a beginner I would not advise it, it would like be too much for a beginner or even many seasoned users. The length is 6 1/2", with 5" being "insertable". The circumference is 5 1/4", diameter is 1 3/4". This toy is a bit large to be travel friendly.

    • Discreet look/design
    • Futuristic
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

This is very easy to use and figure out, as there is only one knob on the toy that is obviously for turning it on. Again, according to the product page it is supposed to be waterproof, but I'm not sure how well it performs in water as I don't ever use my toys in water.

The dial on the bottom is the only control for this toy, it turns to the right to turn the toy on or turn up the vibrations. The rumbly vibrations are one thing this toy has going for it. It can definitely be heard from underneath covers, and possibly a door unless you have a tv/music on. As you turn it up it gets louder, sadly. However, the vibrations can get moderately strong and are deep, not buzzy at all.

For me, steady vibration is what I tend to like, but this toy may not have enough functions for some users. It only has one steady vibration pattern than can be turned up or down in strength with the dial. At their strongest they have a vroom of about 4, because of the rumbliness.

At first, I thought the vibrations were closer to the tip, but then when I turned it up I felt that they might be located more towards the base. Either way, the vibrations travel nicely through the toy.
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

This toy can be stored with other materials without damaging them, as this is made of plastic. Is it easy to store for that reason, and can easily be kept with any lubes/toys/condoms you have. As for cleaning, that is pretty simple to. Cleans up nicely with simple soap and water, or you can use any preferred toy cleaners you may have. Also, because of the material this can be used with any sort of lube, including silicone. It only takes 2 AA batteries, I am not sure if it is a battery guzzler, so you may want to take the batteries out when storing it just to be on the safe side.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


This packaging is not at all discreet, as it is a clear plastic bag with the name of the product printed across it. I wouldn't bother keeping it to use for storage, but it is minimal and able to be recycled. There is no information with the toy, no instructions or anything like that, but it seems pretty to the point as there is only one knob on it.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
Follow-up commentary
I like this less now. In fact, I might have used it once after my initial review, but ended up throwing it out. It ended up feeling too weak for me, and the noise level wasn't great either. The shape was awkward, and it was just bulky and stiff. I didn't really like this toy, so it went in the trash.
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  • Rossie
    I have never come across toys with such minimal packaging before - but it's good to reduce waste. Thank you for nice review.
  • justme23
    Thanks for the great review!~
  • ViVix
    Nice review!
  • Lavendar
  • gwenevieve
    Thanks for the great review! Is it really that strong for cheap? Hmmm
  • remember.me
    Great review, ty
  • bayosgirl
  • Zombirella
    Thanks for the review. It's one I would skip though I like the colors.
  • mpfm
    Thanks for the review. I really love mine.
  • PropertyOfPotter
    Thanks for the review! I was surprised by the power too!
  • MzGreenEyedLady
    Interesting. Thanks.
  • unfulfilled
    I have the blue one and I just don't like the hardness of it.
  • Alyona
    Thanks for the great review!~
  • amazon
    Nice review
  • Anne
    great review
  • RedKyuubi
    thank you
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