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Dream Massager G is a great shaped vibrator that should work well no matter your experience level. It has a wonderful shape, is pretty easy to hide, and has an extremely quiet sound which makes it an excellent choice if you're living with a roommate. The design won't work for everyone's anatomy, but it's inexpensive enough that it's worth a shot!
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Pros
- Inexpensive
- Great Shape
- Easy to Use and Care for
- Low to High Speeds
- Quiet
Cons
- Might Not Hit Everyone's G-Spot
- No Information or Storage
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

Dream Massager G from Cal Exotics is a beautifully smooth vibrator made with your g-spot in mind. It's curved tip is designed to target your g-spot, but also works fantastic for clitoral and nipple stimulation. Aside from that, it works nicely to stimulate the perineum, testicles, shaft of the penis, and outside of the anus. This toy is not made to be inserted anally because it doesn't have an appropriately flared base, so keep to other forms of play and avoid a very embarrassing ER visit!

This can be used during solo time, or grab your partner and have some fun! Take your pleasure outside of the bedroom and into the tub or shower for some extra wet fun; with or without your lover!

This toy makes a great addition to anyone's collection. You don't have to be beginner to appreciate the shape and feel of this vibrator, but it is also non-intimidating enough that it makes a great toy if you're just starting out as well.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

Dream Massager G is made from PU coated plastic which rates an 8/10 on the Eden material safety scale. It's made from food-grade material and is hypo-allergenic, non-porous, latex and phthalates free.

The texture of this toy is simply lovely! It has a silky smooth glide to it and only causes the smallest drag against your skin. The toy is totally smooth, so those who are sensitive to textures will appreciate that about this toy!

Since this is made from plastic, it's completely rigid and has no give to any part of it. The firm feeling really helps the tip give direct pressure to the g-spot and helps the vibrations to travel well.

When I first took this vibrator out of the package, I only noticed a slight 'new' plastic smell to it, but after washing the smell was gone and doesn't smell like anything now.
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

Dream Massager G comes in three beautifully vibrant colors; pink, blue, and purple. I'm reviewing the purple one.

This vibrator is truly designed to target the g-spot thanks to the nice curve at the tip. If I could actually orgasm from g-spot play, I know that this would have worked well for me, because I could feel a nice, strong pressure against it. On top of it working well for the g-spot, I find that the curved tip hugs the clitoris quite nicely, which I enjoyed.

After the curved tip, the center widens, and then decreases in size again before coming to the base of the toy where the controls are. This is far from being a straight toy! The center makes for a fuller feeling, but isn't so much that a new user wouldn't be able to handle it.
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The base of this toy fits very comfortably in you hand during use and because it's controlled by a turn dial, it's much more difficult to accidentally change your speed or turn off when in use. The only time I've found that I accidentally change the setting on the toy is when I twist the battery cap on, and is not a big deal at all.

The size is very acceptable and should work nicely for just about any experience level, though the shape might not work for everyone's g-spot.

This would work okay for travel since it isn't huge, but it is large enough that it would take up a good amount of space in a small to medium sized purse and I think you could find better options on Eden if you're looking for a travel friendly vibe.

Though this isn't realistically shaped, if someone where to see it, they would probably know what it was for, so it does lack the discreet factor when it comes to that as well.

Length: 6 1/2"
Insertable Length: 5"

Circumferences
Tip: 4 1/4"
Center: 5 1/4"
Final Decrease: 4 3/8"
Base: 5 3/4"

    • Beginner
    • Ergonomic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The controls of this toy are located at the base and are very simple to use. Unscrew the cap and insert 2 AA batteries according to the little sticker inside of the battery compartment. Screw the cap back on and you're good to go!

Instead of having a button to press to turn the toy on and change the function, there's a turn dial that's made from the entire base of this toy. On the end, it shows you two different arrows that show you to turn the dial clockwise to start the vibes and turn it higher, and to turn it counter clockwise to turn the power down and off.
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There are only two speeds on this vibe; low and high, but it feels to me like there's a gradual increase between the two, there's not a break in the feeling when increasing the intensity, which is really nice. The vibrations aren't buzzy like I half expected them to be. They're pretty rumbly which is just what I like! The low setting is very low and I can't imagine many people feeling satisfied from that setting. When I amped up the power to the highest setting, it was pretty nice. Not the most powerful toy in the world, but I was surprised by it. I'm a power queen and it felt good enough to satisfy, but didn't give me over the top, crazy intense orgasms like I would have appreciated.

The vibrations can be felt mostly in the tip of the vibe, but they do travel through the full length of the toy and might make your fingers tingle slightly if used for a long enough period of time.

This toy is also surprisingly quiet. Even on the highest setting, I could just barely hear it when used under the covers. There's no way someone would be able to hear it through a closed door unless you were voicing your pleasure!

So on top of being pretty powerful, and very quiet, this toy is also waterproof! When you remove the battery cap, you'll see a ring around the base of the thread. Make sure this stays there, otherwise water could leak into your battery compartment causing damage to your vibrator! When you screw the cap back on, make sure that you're unable to see the ring. If you close it and can still see the ring, it needs to be tightened.
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Needs tightening:
12
How it should look:
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    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

Caring for your vibrator is very easy! Clean with antibacterial soap and warm water or use your favorite sex toy cleaner. If you feel the need to give your toy a deeper clean, it can be wiped down with isopropyl alcohol. Always make sure that your toy is fully dry and the batteries are removed before storing.

Plastic is compatible with oil, silicone, and water based lubricants. A little goes a long way with this toy!

Storing this toy is pretty easy since there's no material compatibility concerns and it's not a really large toy. You can store this in your toy box, a nightstand, sock drawer, etc. You don't have to put this in a toy pouch or anything special if you don't want to. Mine is currently floating around in my toy box until I knit it a nice little pouch.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The packaging that comes with this toy is very minimal. It's a simple, clear plastic bag with black writing on it. It gives the name of the toy and where it came from. It's not discreet because you can see the toy right through it, but it doesn't have any nudity or anything on it.
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There's no information on the package, it doesn't double as storage, and wouldn't make a very nice looking gift either. It always frustrates me when the packages are so minimal, but at least it can be recycled.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable
Follow-up commentary
I still like this toy, but I don't love it. It stays somewhere in the middle of my toy box, used here and there but not all the time. The motor is still strong and I haven't noticed any wear in the two months I've been using it. It's a nice toy, great for an advancing beginner, but might seem a little lacking for someone who has an extensive set of toys.
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  • Contributor: candice8284
    Thanks for the review!
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    this was very detailed! great job!
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    this was very detailed! great job!
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    very good thanks
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    Thanks for the comments!
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    Great review
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    On the hunt for one of these! Haha
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    Thank you for the comments!
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    Nice review
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    Great review! This is definitely too pointy for me.
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