Twisted hearts seduction - massager by Doc Johnson - review by Tessa Taboo

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What Is This Thing For?

I was super excited about how cute the toy was, but was very disappointed with the performance. If you don't need much vibration, I suppose it would work for you, if you have somewhere soundproof to use it.
Cute design, compatible with all lubes
Super noisy, not very powerful, fuzz-collector
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


So, the whole concept of the Twisted Hearts vibrator is that it is a heart, twisted to look like this. I thought it was a cute concept, and when I saw that it was 'designed by women, for women' I figured I couldn't go wrong. However, apparently I got caught up on the cuteness, and forgot to ask myself one question, which hit me as soon as I opened the box: What do you do with it?

Yes, it vibrates. But it's pretty thick, and then you have those nubby things that stick out, and they aren't perfectly placed for any sort of stimulation... so they are just, well, there. So it's hard to say if it was meant for penetration, or just clitoral stimulation.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

The Twisted Hearts Seduction is made of TPR which is non-toxic, hypo-allergenic, latex free, and phthalate free. While TPR is flexible, this toy seems to use a mere coating of TPR over plastic, so it is soft, but not flexible. It isn't as soft as a jelly toy, but it's softer than one of the velvet texture toys. The nice part is that the TPR extends to the base of the toy, where the control is, so that it's easy to turn on or off even with lubed-up hands. There is a slight smell, but nothing bothersome.
    • Light odor
    • Soft
    • Somewhat porous

Design / Shape / Size

The design is, well, a little odd. The tip of the insertable portion has a diameter of about 1.5 inches, which is pretty dang thick. It does get skinnier in the middle, but the whole length of the insertable portion of it is only about 4 inches. I just really don't understand the little nubs on the sides of it though. I get that it's part of the whole 'heart' thing, but I'm not really sure they serve a function. At first I thought, clit and G-spot? But no, they don't line up that way. Clit and anal? No, not that either. That is the one thing that makes me think that maybe it is more for clitoral stimulation, instead of insertion.

The bottom portion unscrews so that you can insert 2 AAA (yes, AAA) batteries. That is also the end that you can turn to dial up the power of the vibration.

I'd say that you could probably travel with this. It's fairly discreet-looking because it doesn't really look like a vibrator. It's also fairly short in length, so it's easy to hide.

    • Discreet look/design
    • Partner play
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The turn-knob on the bottom is easy to use and seems fairly solid. It doesn't seem like it would come off or anything after vigorous use. The lowest speed is probably one of the noisiest toys I've heard on low speed, and is also one of the weakest. It's not impressive in the slightest. The noise only increases with the increase in speed, and the highest vibration is still nothing to get excited about. I got off, but it was far from mind blowing.

The toy is waterproof, but I didn't test out that aspect of it.
    • Noisy
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

With TPR, you can use any kind of lube. Cleanup is just warm, soapy water. It is a fuzz-collector, so I kept the box to store it in after it dries when I clean it. You shouldn't store it next to toys that are made of similar materials.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The box was see-through, and cute. It had all kinds of swirly markings on it, and some information about the toy on the back. It is a bit large compared to the size of the toy, and since I chose to store the toy in the box so that it didn't collect dust, it would be nice if it was a bit smaller.

    • Not discreet
    • Would make a nice gift

Personal comments

I got the toy as a free gift with an order. Had I paid for it, I'd probably be rather disappointed. It probably won't get used a whole lot.
Follow-up commentary
I guess it just wasn't my thing. It wasn't enough for clitoral stimulation, and it wasn't much for being inserted.
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  • aliceinthehole
    the pics are great. thanks for reviewing!
  • NaughtyNikkie
    Great review, nice pics !!
  • - Kira -
    I'm glad someone else was confused and disappointed with this. All the other glowing reviews had me thinking mine was broken or something.
  • The Curious Couple
    Great review, thanks!
  • lilly555
    Thanks for the review, I really love the added pictures
  • Stinkytofu10
    ty for the review, it does look huge.
  • bayosgirl
  • Tessa Taboo
    @stinkytofu10- It really is much bigger than you would think from the pics on EF. It's very awkward.
  • Ghost
    What a cutie! Thanks for the review.
  • PassionCpl
    Great review, the pic was a nice touch
  • AngelvMaynard
    Great job! I agree the design seems a little odd.
  • Pixel
    Oh, weird! This toy is just an awkward size and shape...add in that it's loud and I am definitely not interested, even though it's free.

    Thank you for the review!
  • Misfit Momma
    Wow, that is thick for a toy that isn't flexible!
  • Missmarc
    thank you very much for the review. I am sorry to find out that it collects fuzz!
  • Tessa Taboo
  • BigMomo
    great pics and review
  • LenaLovesFun
    Great review
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