Twisted hearts seduction - discreet vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by Princess-Kayla ♥

Twisted Hearts... meh

I wasn't really a fan of this one. It's not an attractive vibrator, and it's way too loud for my liking. It's also pretty awkward to use. I've used it a couple times, and just can't bring myself to like it.
Loud, Not very strong
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


For a free gift, this vibrator's not really too bad. I definitely don't think I'd pay for it though. It's just kind of awkward for me to use. It's also not a very attractive vibrator, and I like to have ascetically pleasing toys.

On the plus side, this toy is waterproof, which is a huge bonus in my opinion. You can bring this with you when you take your shower, or use it on your bed.

You can use this for clitoral stimulation, but it's got such an awkward shape, I really don't think this would be great as a g-spot vibrator at all, and certainly not for anal.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

This is made from TPR. It's fairly smooth, and is a little flexible. it doesn't have a whole lot of bend to it, but the material makes it a little squishy almost.

As far as texture, it's smooth. Mine for some reason has a huge indent in the side of it. I'm unsure if this was just mine of if they all came like this though. There's also an indentation that goes diagonally across it, and two bumps on the top and bottom across from each other diagonally because of the "twisted heart" design. Because it's best as a clitoral vibe, none of these textures really effect the sensations from this vibrator.
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This is designed to look like someone cut a heart in half, flipped over one of the sides, then glued it back together. It sounds cute in theory, but I think it actually looks pretty weird. The nubs that stick out from the bottom of the heart just look out of place like they're not supposed to be there. The top is also quite bulky, so it's hard to really center any stimulation to one spot.

This is about 5 inches long, and it's got a circumference of about 5 inches also. It's just very bulky to me. I've tried to use the nubs on my clit in hopes that maybe that's what was wrong, but no. That really just makes it more awkward.

I wouldn't really call it discreet either. While it's supposed to look like a twisted heart, it still has a very vibrator appearance.
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

It's really easy to use. It just takes two AAA batteries, that go into the bottom. You just unscrew it and pop them in. To turn it on, you just twist a dial at the bottom where the battery compartment is. You can turn it all the way up for the more intense vibrations, or keep it turned lower for less intense vibrations.

The vibrations are not very strong with this toy. If you don't need a lot to get off, this might be helpful to you. However, if you need a strong toy, this one's no good for that.

It's also very loud. I had it under two blankets and the sound was still almost just as loud. If you're worried about someone hearing, this is not a great toy for you.

It does perform well in water though, so maybe if you keep it in the bath, you won't have to worry about it being heard.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

This toy is easy to clean. Just clean it off with soap and water. You can also use toy wipes or cleaner or something like that.

You can store it anywhere you store your toys. I keep mine in either my toy box, or in my dresser. It spends most of the time in the toy box though, because I don't like to use it that often at all.

You can use either silicone or water based lube with this guy, if you'd like.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
Follow-up commentary
I'm still really not a huge fan of this toy. It's alright if I can't find any of my other ones, but I almost never use it.
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  • Badass
    Great review!!
  • Princess-Kayla ?
    Thank you for reading.
  • Curiouscat
    Nice review, sad it's weak and loud though. Thanks for reviewing this
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  • Jon S
    ty for the review
  • Princess-Kayla ?
    Thanks for reading!
  • faust
    nice review
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